SSS-Grade Cafe in Front of The Dungeon-SSS-Grade Cafe in Front of The Dungeon — Special Side Story 5

Translated by cabinfourtranslations.

“Isn’t that my watch?”

A sleek ad had sucked me in, and on impulse I bought the latest model of smartwatch.

At the time, I thought that with just this one thing, I’d be able to live a truly smart life ……. but once I actually had it, I barely used it, so I gave it to Mieum.

It turned out Mieum unexpectedly likes small, round, shiny things.

On top of that, our house cat’s latest hobby is buying snacks from the convenience store across from the cafe,DG25 Dungeon Gate 3rd Street Branch.

There was no way Mieum carried cash, so everything went on credit. After closing the cafe, I’d usually stop by to pay off Mieum’s tab.

I felt bad constantly running up credit with the store owner, so I just went ahead and loaded plenty of money onto the watch’s built-in Hunter Pay…….

“Give me this week’s new release, the Big Size Sweet Chewy Strawberry Marshmallow! Waeooong!”

“…Am I lacking energy? I’m hearing a cat talking again. I knew opening a convenience store in front of the old Great Dungeon was a bad idea. Ugh…….”

“Unyahhh! I have money, right here!”

At first, the store owner had been flustered by a cat coming in to buy snacks, but.

“I don’t see the new Triple Cheese Cream Extra-Fluffy Cake, waeooong…….”

“That one hasn’t arrived yet. How about this Rainbow Slime Honey Rice Cake instead?” 𝚏𝐫𝚎𝗲𝕨𝐞𝐛𝕟𝚘𝐯𝚎𝗹.𝕔𝐨𝗺

“Then I shall take that, waeolgh.”

“Alright, alright. Now, paw forward.”

—Beep. ₩5,100 has been charged.

└ RubyCopyBug: What, someone’s even roleplaying as a cat now??? Creepy

[Horror] A guide for hunters traveling dungeons (137)Upvotes: 68 / Downvotes: 55

Writer: OO

This guide was written to assist hunters who are not yet familiar with dungeon raid.

The following information must not be disclosed to any third party.

Failure to follow or violations of these guidelines may result in a fine issued by the Dungeon Management Office.

Please read the following guidelines carefully to avoid penalties.

1. You may obtain dungeon maps published on Hunter Channel. Hunters who have recently awakened should take care not to lose track of their location.

2. Dungeon entry reservations open daily at 12:00 a.m. If you discover a reservation site accessible at other times, report it to the Dungeon Management Office.

3. If you suddenly discover an antique-looking door inside a dungeon, do not be alarmed; it’s perfectly fine and you’re even encouraged to open it.

(omitted)

14. If you encounter a man swinging a weapon while shouting “Ultimate Cosmic Power!” accompanied by a cat,

do not approach or attempt conversation. If you say “Extreme Explosion”, they will recognize you as an ally.

— CheeseFizza: It was going so well, but then what on earth is that last part????

— MM: Can’t believe the first post on the horror board is this garbage ㅠ

— HealerWanted: But seriously, why are there so many cat stories on HunChan lately?? Did the slime era end and now it’s the age of cats?

└ LimeLoveTeam: What nonsense is this, the age of slime will never end. Slimes are the rulers of Earth. We demand three Real Rare Slime posts a day! ㅇㅅㅇ

└ OO: I told you guys not to mention slimes on HunChan; look, she’s back againㅡㅡ

Hoo.

Most of them sounded like jokes, but consistently, there were claims about encountering a concept-obsessed hunter and a cat inside dungeons.

But that was all. Nothing particularly concerning……?

“There, you should click on the last post in the search results…….”

“Oh, this one?”

The final post had a title that felt like an ordinary bit of idle chatter.

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