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Chapter 279: Chapter 279 Am I very handsome_1
"Sending an urgent mission to someone severely injured, are your superiors even human?"
"Give me the phone, I’ll curse them to death!"
Xiao Ming was truly angry.
To him, the dedication and sacrifice of people like Ding Jianwei were the most precious things in the world, and he would never stand idly by and watch them be trampled by worthless bureaucrats.
Ding Jianwei quickly stuffed the phone back and then stood up straight, "Take it yourself."
"You..."
Xiao Ming grabbed her hand tightly, "Then I won’t let you go."
Ding Jianwei leaned against him and smiled, "Thank you for your concern, but it’s really not that my superiors are heartless, it’s just that this mission is tailor-made for me."
"What do you mean? Do you think you’re 007, and nobody else in the world can save it except you?"
"Because the mission is to protect a VIP, and that VIP is right here at the banquet.
I’m the closest, who else if not me?"
Xiao Ming’s eyes widened, "What were they doing earlier?"
"There was no problem before," whispered Ding Jianwei into his ear in even lower voice, "We just got the information that a hitman might be intending to harm that VIP. ƒrēenovelkiss.com
Superiors have already dispatched people, but in the meantime, to prevent any accidents, they asked me to keep watch.
Don’t worry, as soon as our comrades arrive, I’ll immediately come find you. I definitely won’t play the hero, okay?"
"Not okay! That’s an assassin we’re talking about, and the wound near your kidney hasn’t even healed yet, what can you possibly do? I might as well stay with you; two is always better than one."
Ding Jianwei blinked her beautiful eyes flirtatiously, "You keep mentioning my kidney, are you worried you won’t get the chance to have a go at me?"
Xiao Ming was exasperated, "I don’t give a damn about any stupid mission. If you’re willing to waste your time, I can keep up the dirty talk with you until dawn."
Ding Jianwei cracked a smile, "The VIP has bodyguards, but they aren’t as good at spotting killers as I am, so my job is just to keep a lookout from the perimeter.
Stop worrying, I’ll definitely be back within half an hour. Just wait here obediently, and don’t you dare try anything like Nobita."
After speaking, she pressed her red lips gently against Xiao Ming’s cheek while pressing on his wrist with her finger, causing him to involuntarily release his hold.
"Damn it, taking advantage of the situation with a kiss? Don’t let there be a next time!" Xiao Ming grumbled.
Ding Jianwei turned back to look at him with a smile that wasn’t overwhelmingly seductive, but one seductive smile was enough.
What did she mean by Nobita?
Xiao Ming touched his face and after a moment, he realized she was talking about "Doraemon," where Nobita corresponded to Shizuka.
It seemed this woman was becoming less and less reserved, not a good sign at all!
Headache.
The banquet had not officially started yet, and many guests were gathered in small groups with glasses of wine, laughing and chatting.
Xiao Ming also chatted briefly with some businessmen he had recently met and took a plate of snacks and a glass of wine to his seat.
No sooner had he taken a couple of bites of the appetizers than he heard a surprised inquiry next to him, "Mr., why are you here alone?"
Xiao Ming turned his head and saw Lu Lichun, then looked around and asked, "What about you? Are you here with your brother, or your husband?"
Lu Lichun was wearing a deep purple halter neck evening gown tonight, showing a large expanse of her snowy white back, and when she sat down, Xiao Ming could even see the saintly swirl.
Putting aside this woman’s lifestyle, as a woman over thirty, she really did manage her figure quite well.
"In our Lu Family, a married daughter is like water poured away; only valued for what advantage she can bring, good things never come my way," said Lu Lichun, not without a hint of grievance, while casually taking a snack from Xiao Ming’s plate to eat.
"So, you came with your husband, then! Aren’t you worried about flirting so openly with me, that he’ll get jealous and lose face?"
"You know, there aren’t many people here who don’t recognize Guan Qingchang."
Lu Lichun stuck out her tongue, "It was he who asked me to come."
"To do what?"
"I don’t know. He was going to meet some big shot, and it wasn’t convenient to take me along. Then he saw you and had me come over to say hello, but I have no idea what he was really thinking.
Maybe..."
As she spoke, she bit her lip, leaned in closer, her eyes so moist they seemed as if they could start dripping the next second, "Maybe he has that kind of fetish, and he might be hiding somewhere right now, peeping, waiting for me to ’put a green hat on him.’"
"Sir, are you interested in satisfying him?"
Xiao Ming shook his head without a word.
"I’ve always had a question that I can’t figure out; you’re just the right person to answer it. You must answer honestly and objectively, without any emotional bias," he said.
Lu Lichun sat up with curiosity, "Go ahead and ask."
"Uh..." Xiao Ming touched his nose, "Do I look very handsome?"
Lu Lichun was stunned and then couldn’t help bursting into laughter.
Xiao Ming’s head was full of black lines, "If I’m not handsome, I’m not handsome, but am I so ugly that you have to laugh?"
Lu Lichun shook her head, "I’m sorry, sir, I’m not laughing at you because you’re ugly, but because I didn’t expect you to ask such a... childish question."
"Cut the crap, just give me a serious answer."
"Well..." After a careful look at his face, Lu Lichun said, "If we’re just talking about appearance alone, without labeling, you’re just not ugly, but there’s a big gap between you and handsome.
You’re far less than all those pretty boys I’ve had."
"So why do you want to sleep with me so much, what are you after?"
Lu Lichun raised an eyebrow, catching on, "What you really want to know is what the women around you are after, right?"
Xiao Ming sighed, "I’ve never had an inappropriate thought about them, yet they all act as if I’m the only man in the world.
To say this may sound a little self-indulgent, but I’m really troubled!"
Lu Lichun looked him deeply in the eyes, and not finding any trace of pretense or show-off, an indescribable and unusual feeling surged in her heart.
After seriously considering for a moment, she said, "I’m not sure about others, but as for me, sir, your strength and the power you represent are the strongest aphrodisiac in this world.
It’s like how men feel when they see a woman with an explosive figure; even if nothing can change, I still want to try sleeping with you once, to satisfy my desire to conquer.
Therefore, the other women around you are probably similar to me.
You’re not the only man in the world, but you are the only man they want to possess."
Xiao Ming stroked his chin, "You mean to say, although I’ve done nothing, there’s something unique about me that they want."
Lu Lichun nodded, "More or less."
Suddenly, Xiao Ming slumped in his chair, murmuring in frustration, "What the hell am I supposed to do about this? I can’t completely change into someone else, can I? The key point is, I couldn’t do it even if I wanted to!"
"Why do you have to refuse them?"
"Are you kidding me? I have a wife."
Lu Lichun was extremely surprised, "Just because of that?"
"Isn’t that reason enough?"
Lu Lichun had nothing to say.
Although Guan Qingchang was no saint either, she herself was an adulterer; compared to Xiao’s steadfastness, she naturally felt baffled and ashamed.
Just then, Furukawa Shizuka appeared, nodded at Lu Lichun, and approached Xiao Ming to whisper, "Mr. Xiao, your companion Mrs. Ding has been hurt."