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Reincarnated as a Mushroom?
BLURB> He was reborn by mistake. Raised with purpose. Loved by a god. Worshipped by monsters. And the galaxy doesn't stand a fucking chance.Irvine's soul took one wrong turn through the wheel of karma and woke up in a body grown by an intergalactic hivemind goddess with boundary issues and galaxy-sized ambition. Now he's the golden child of a psychic swarm that feeds on control and burns whole worlds for affection.With Crystal at the helm, warriors like Kimchi, relic-weapons like Kiya, and a council of psionic horrors eager to call him king, Irvine must choose what kind of god he wants to be.Because when a hivemind learns to love......it doesn't know when to stop.The universe will kneelor get devoured trying.SYNOPSISIrvine didn't ask to be reincarnated, but the cosmos had other plans. And it didn't hand him a cheat code or a clean slatejust one random boon, selected by an uncaring divine roulette wheel.Good karma? Bad karma? Balanced as all fuck.Now he's reborn in the body of a psionically tuned alien hybrid, raised from psychic infancy by Crystal, the hivemind queen of a race so advanced they've abandoned individuality for shared omniscience. All except her baby boy.Irvine is the singularity inside the swarm, the first soul allowed to think, dream, and desire independently. Trained by warriors like Kimchi, advised by bio-symbiotes like Kiya, loved ferociously by hive sisters like Diane, and shadowed by powers ancient and unnamed, Irvine is both weapon and wielder, saint and sacrifice.But empires don't run on hugs and handjobs. As Crystal expands her dominionacross star systems and sentient nebulaeIrvine must lead the charge through blood, fire, and psionic flame.His soul is still human. His body? Engineered for extinction. His heart? Not entirely his anymore.
- C.76 - 75: The Strip Between Worlds and the Toothy Men Who Wait ThereNEW
- C.75 - 74: Arrival at the Heart of the Ecumenopolis, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the BureaucracyNEW
- C.74 - 73: The Scent of Command, the Stink of PoliticsNEW
- C.73 - 72: A Seam in the Seamless — When Protocol Meets ParanoiaNEW
- C.72 - 71: The Craving That Broke Crystal’s ComposureNEW
- C.71 - 70: A Song of Circuits and Cunt-GlaresNEW
- C.70 - 69: The Invisible Claw and the Meat on My ChestNEW
- C.69 - 68: Velvet Foresight, Curdled Threats, and Kimchi’s Tender RestraintNEW
- C.68 - 67: The Mutation She Left Behind, or: An Unexpected Gift for ResearchNEW
- C.67 - 66: Son of the Flesh Gospel, or: Are You My Father?NEW
- C.66 - 65: The Queen Beneath the Laser, or: A Surprise So Hard It Needed a TeleporterNEW
- C.65 - 64: Cathedrals of Light Piercing Heaven — A Beam Between Birth and BetrayalNEW
- C.64 - 63: The Crowned Cunt and the Blue Comet — A Game of Teeth and TagNEW
- C.63 - 62: The Pyrography of Possession — A Lover’s Seal in Flesh and FlameNEW
- C.62 - 61: Memory of the Basilisk Strain — Echoes from a Flesh-Wet WarNEW
- C.61 - 60: Of Partings and Psionic Pheromones—A Symphony of DepartureNEW
- C.60 - 59: The Sword That Purrs Beneath the Bloodcy and the Fire Mage’s RewardNEW
- C.59 - 58: Where Pain Becomes Doctrine and DevotionNEW
- C.58 - 57: The Heat Beneath Her HungerNEW
- C.57 - 56: Blades in the Water, Hunger in the TreesNEW
- C.56 - 55: The Ritual of Thigh and Tongue, or: How to Worship a WarriorNEW
- C.55 - 54: A Garden for the Warborn, a Reward for the FaithfulNEW
- C.54 - 53: “Crimson Tendrils, Caught in the Act”NEW
- C.53 - 52: “Schemes Beneath Tentacles and Silk”NEW
- C.52 - 51: “Across All Space, She Is Still Seen”NEW
- C.51 - 50: “Blind the Eye That Loves Too Deeply”NEW
- C.50 - 49: "The Chonker Sentinel and the Architect’s Week of Stillness"NEW
- C.49 - 48: "The Carrot, the Lash, and the Skyborne Sinner"NEW
- C.48 - 47: The Madness You Make Me LoveNEW
- C.47 - 46: The Soul of the Beast Made ManifestNEW
- C.46 - 45: The Heart That Refused to Die, and the God That Fed ItNEW
- C.45 - 44: Bonk II – The Stick RemembersNEW
- C.44 - 43: The Stick, the Sinner, and the Sovereign BedrestNEW
- C.43 - 42: The Crown Breaks, But the King EnduresNEW
- C.42 - 41: The Devouring of Boons, the Bloom of MadnessNEW
- C.41 - 40: The Silence of Unraised StandardsNEW
- C.40 - 39: The Fractured Seed of FuturityNEW
- C.39 - 38: The Tallymarks That Remember MeNEW
- C.38 - 37: The Womb That Hungers, The Dream That SplitsNEW
- C.37 - 36: The Price of a Palm, the Debt of a KissNEW
- C.36 - Thirty-Five: The Synaptic Threshold and the Afterglow of CatastropheNEW
- C.35 - 34: “In the Mouth of Her God: Tales from the Green War”NEW
- C.34 - 33: The Archivist’s Memory is Laced with Blood and CandyNEW
- C.33 - XXXII: The Oracle Devours the Moonlight Within MeOnyx’NEW
- C.32 - 31: The Void Recoils from Her TouchNEW
- C.31 - 30: The Obsidian Veil of Silent GuardianshipNEW
- C.30 - 29: Veil of Serenity Beneath Savage SkiesNEW
- C.29 - 28: Beneath the Cascade of Flesh and MindNEW
- C.28 - XXVII: The Tangled Crown of Gore and DevotionNEW
- C.27 - XXVI: Of Blood and Betrayal, or the Wound That Opens Both SidesNEW
- C.26 - XXV: The Silence Before Cannons, The Stillness Before ScreamsNEW
- C.25 - XXIV: Where the Canopy Hungers, the Predator WeepsNEW
- C.24 - 23: And the Green Hell Beckons With Open ArmsNEW
- C.23 - Twenty-Two: Chitin and Steel, My Second SkinNEW
- C.22 - XXI: In the Shadow of Heat and HungerNEW
- C.21 - 20: The Luminous Unveiling of the Hive’s HeartNEW
- C.20 - 19: The Lingering Ember of a First KissNEW
- C.19 - 18: Chains of the Mind’s Embrace 2NEW
- C.18 - 17: The Blackened Blade’s Whispers WrathNEW
- C.17 - XVI: In the Garden of Flesh and BladeNEW
- C.16 - 15: The Stick that Judges, the Bonk that RedeemsNEW
- C.15 - XIV: In the Womb of Living Steel, My Organs Learn to SingNEW
- C.14 - XIII — The Chrysalis Unsealed, or: The Flesh That Chose to FeelNEW
- C.13 - Twelve: The Crown of Pulsing Jewels, the Womb of Cosmic WantNEW
- C.12 - 11: When the Flesh Between Stars Becomes HomeNEW
- C.11 - 10: The Crucible of DominionNEW
- C.10 - 9: The Whispering Expanse of MindspaceNEW
- C.9 - VIII: The Confluence of Secrets and ShadowsNEW
- C.8 - 7: Irvine, Scion of the SwarmNEW
- C.7 - 6: The Bloom of SustenanceNEW
- C.6 - 5: Bloom of the Pale SentinelNEW
- C.5 - 4: “Does the entire constellation pulse with this desire?”NEW
- C.4 - 3: Whispers of the Consorting FlameNEW
- C.3 - 2: The Malediction of the BoonNEW
- C.2 - I: The Threshold of BecomingNEW
- C.1: prologueNEW