Reborn: I'll Never Fail My Childhood Sweetheart Again-Chapter 194 - 93: Is This 3rd Bro’s Real Online Flirting Skill? Zeng Kaiping Is Stunned_2

Su Zelin replied one by one.

"Oh, don't even mention it. I accidentally caught syphilis and was hospitalized for a long time."

"A few days ago, I got hit by a car and now I've only got one leg left."

"Three months ago, I was struck by lightning. It was hard to pull through, but I managed, though I have fourth-degree burns all over, not a single patch of good skin left."

"…"

Before long, those girls stopped replying.

Zeng Kaiping watched in shock.

What kind of crazy tactic is this? Isn't this supposed to scare the girls away?

"Brother San, why do you reply to them like this?"

The young chap asked, puzzled.

Su Zelin lit a cigarette, leisurely blew out a smoke ring, and said, "Too many girls, it's troublesome to deal with them all. Besides, out with the old, in with the new."

Zeng Kaiping: "…"

No wonder my Brother San is so bold and impressive.

After cutting ties with that pile of old female netizens, Su Zelin opened the interface to randomly add new friends, and added a bunch of girls' numbers without needing verification.

…

A quarter of an hour later, Su Zelin's fingers flew across the keyboard, chatting enthusiastically with several girls at once. One of them even confided in him about her unsatisfactory sex life with her boyfriend. The young chap was floored.

Sorry, I must have been blind to think Brother San wasn't as adept at picking up girls online as I am.

What was I thinking!

Feeling both ashamed and elated, Zeng Kaiping had the excitement of a Columbus discovering the New World.

Wow, who knew you could play like this on QQ, learned something new today!

"Ah Ping, did you learn?"

Su Zelin's tone was like the founder imparting skills to a disciple.

"I learned!"

The young chap's eyes lit up.

"Alright then, give it a try!"

Su Zelin signed off, giving up his spot to him again.

Zeng Kaiping sat up straight in his seat.

Sharpening the axe won't delay the job of cutting wood; Brother San said my username was too dull, sounded like I wasn't any fun, that girls wouldn't like it. I need to change it first.

The young chap pondered for a while, eyes lighting up as he quickly changed his name to 'Blame Me for Being Handsome since Birth!'

It was clearly a knock-off, but Zeng Kaiping felt he was honoring the flirt-master Su Zelin and felt justified.

This username was just like Brother San's, playful and cute. Girls would think I'm a young lad and very interesting.

Feeling smug, Zeng Kaiping gave himself a thumbs-up for his cleverness.

Then, following the same method, the young chap started adding a bunch of girls.

"Wow, caught a cutie alive!"

Many girls ignored him, but the young chap didn't get discouraged.

Brother San claimed that this approach was called "precisely defining the target demographic."

Those who ignore me are just not sassy enough!

No need to waste precious time on them.

After a while, finally, there was a reply.

Some girl: "Hahaha, you're so funny!"

'Blame Me for Being Handsome since Birth!': "I'm not just funny, I'm handsome too!"

Girl: "Hmph, stop being vain!"

'Blame Me for Being Handsome since Birth!': "Can't help it, good genes like mine don't allow for insecurity. I really envy those who don't understand self-love, unlike me, who lives my whole life with 'handsome' as the theme!"

Girl: "Pfft, I don't know if you're handsome, but your skin must be thick!"

'Blame Me for Being Handsome since Birth!': "If my skin weren't thick, how could I shield you from the wind and rain!"

"…"

The door to the New World had opened in front of the future Hed tycoon.

Su Zelin was quite pleased.

Looks like Ah Ping's potential has been awakened, no longer taking half an hour just to go to the bathroom for the next four years of university.

Ah Ping, soar high, you got this!

…

After handing over the key to exploring the New World to Zeng Kaiping, Su Zelin left the dormitory. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢

Kang Yulian had called her nephew over to the finance college today to meet her, to see if he was satisfied.

Honestly, even without the meeting, Su Zelin already knew he was suitable, but they still had to meet, chat casually, treating it as their first acquaintance.

At the convenience store downstairs, he bought a pack of Mentos. Shuaimai didn't exist yet, the common chewing gums on the market were Green Arrow, White Arrow, Yellow Arrow, Yida, Orion, and Mentos.

Green Arrow was the bestseller, especially with the ad slogan "Freshens breath, you and I are closer," which had become deeply ingrained, as famous as the later "It's your Yida," a masterpiece of linguistic art that captures consumer psychology instantly, making people remember, proving the immense impact of a good slogan.

Mentos didn't sell as much as Green Arrow, but Su Zelin liked something fresh. This mint gum was famous for being used with Coke or soda, instantly producing a massive amount of gas. If you put 20 or 30 of them into Coke at once, it could spout a water column over half a meter high. Some even said eating it with Coke would burst your stomach, but that was later debunked.

Lunch was to be at Dai Chuangxing's place. Since Vice Director Dai didn't smoke, having a smoky breath would be impolite, so chewing a few pieces of gum to freshen up was necessary.

After ringing the doorbell, the security door quickly opened.

It was Kang Yulian at the door. This was their fourth meeting, and interests were already intertwined. The vice director's wife was treating Su Zelin like a little god of wealth, so cordial that someone unaware would think Su Zelin was a close relative of hers.

This time the slacker didn't bring any gifts; this is okay to do occasionally but shouldn't be done frequently.

If you bring gifts every time, over time, if you visit empty-handed once, others might not feel as comfortable, a result of human habit psychology.