©WebNovelPub
Rebirth: I Became Mr.President's Beloved-Chapter 1063: I Need Someone to Suck Out the Venom for Me
"Sounds quite miserable." A thin female voice came through.
Kang Yunxi: "..."
She turned her head and saw Tang Li with a backpack.
Tang Li walked over to Song Jingtian, touched the child’s headscarf with one hand, and glanced back at Kang Yunxi: "Though I don’t know your story, often, feeling powerless is just an excuse for shirking responsibility, besides—"
Tang Li’s gaze fell on Kang Yunxi’s athletic wear: "Miss Kang’s bright clothes and rosy complexion suggest a rather comfortable wandering life overseas."
"Exactly." Song Jingtian chimed in: "Those women on TV who have had their children taken are all thin and don’t wear makeup, carrying photos around as they search for their kids, not participating in reality shows."
Kang Yunxi: "......"
After Kang Yunxi left, the little guy looked up with a proud face: "Don’t think I didn’t notice, she just wants to use me to build a heroic mother persona and take the chance to boost her fame."
Tang Li: "..."
Truly a master of imagination.
Facing the child’s expectant gaze for affirmation, Tang Li compliantly praised: "As expected of you, Sherlock Song."
The little guy was delighted, tugging at her hand: "I want to eat this tiger candy, buy me a bag."
Tang Li took the candy wrapper, seeing the text in English, she assumed it was imported snacks: "I’ll bring it next time we film."
"That’s going to be a while." Song Jingtian pouted.
"Not long, just next weekend."
With the camera nearby, the little guy hummed but had to compromise.
Not far away, Kang Yunxi saw Song Jingtian holding hands with Tang Li, feeling indescribably complex, even if she had never raised Song Jingtian for a day, this was still her blood-related child...
Moreover, a clever child.
What Meng Shu said echoed in her mind again —
Song Jingtian really likes Tang Li.
"Mum?" Annie’s voice called from beside her ear.
Kang Yunxi came back to her senses, only to realize she had squeezed Annie’s small hand too tightly.
Despite the lack of maps and camels, as the treasure hunt began, Tang Li didn’t slack off, choosing a direction and took Song Jingtian to find that urinal.
After a while, Song Jingtian started to slow down.
Seeing the sun getting hotter, Tang Li didn’t intend for the child to walk the whole way with her.
Spotting a Red Willow Tree, she took a water bottle from her bag, opened an umbrella, then handed these two items to the little guy, instructing him to wait under the tree.
As there were staff nearby, Tang Li wasn’t worried about the child getting lost in the desert.
Song Jingtian didn’t take it, whispering to Tang Li: "I need to go to the toilet."
"Number one?" Tang Li asked him.
The little guy nodded.
There were no toilets in the desert.
Moreover, since the little guy was dressed as a girl in a skirt, it wouldn’t be good if the photographer saw him peeing, so Tang Li let him go behind the Red Willow Tree and walked away with the photographer herself.
The photographer, seeing the beautiful scenery, took a bottle of Wang Ba Anti-Hair Loss Shampoo from his bag.
"..." Tang Li.
"Teacher Tang, look at this—"
Tang Li stubbornly turned her head: "I won’t look!"
Photographer: "......"
Just then, a scream came from behind the Red Willow Tree.
Tang Li, not caring about arguing with the photographer, rushed towards the Red Willow.
Running to the back of the tree, the first thing she saw was a map.
Clearly—
The little guy was not behaving honestly while peeing, playing water gun in the sand!
Tang Li turned her head to find Song Jingtian collapsed beside the tree, half of his left butt swollen like a fermented bun, with two tiny, bleeding spots.
"Could it be a snake bite?" The photographer came over.
Seeing Song Jingtian’s swollen butt, he was quite startled.
It’s important to note, the safety of the guests is crucial for the show to continue filming smoothly.
This accident made the live broadcast room boisterous.
Tang Li instantly became the target of public criticism.
[There are many bugs, ants, snakes, and scorpions in the desert, how can you leave a child alone?]
[Could it be a rattlesnake?!]
[Only a fool wouldn’t care about someone else’s child! What a fake mom, if that kid dies, get out of the industry!]
[This irresponsible female guest should be replaced!]
Amidst the overwhelming accusations, two large bright red and bold comments floated by—
[Replace your damn mom!]
[I haven’t had enough of Tang Li’s foolish appearance, who dares to replace her!]
The photographer had already contacted the director.
Tang Li also picked the child up on her lap.
Other than a swollen butt, Song Jingtian was conscious, his little face pale, and when Tang Li lowered her head to ask him, the little guy immediately moaned in pain.
"It shouldn’t be a venomous snake." Tang Li examined the little guy’s butt, turned his eyelids, and couldn’t help but breathe a sigh of relief; the little guy’s eyes moved around, clearly not confused.
But then, the boy weakly spoke: "It was a cobra, I saw it."
Tang Li: "..."
Song Jingtian tugged her sleeve: "Am I going to die soon?"
"It seems unlikely," Tang Li poured cold water on him.
"I must be dying soon," the little guy sighed, mumbling to himself: "But I don’t regret it; being able to film this show with you, I’m really happy."
[Xiao Huawan is such a warm heart, what should I do, I feel like crying! [Crying]]
[Is the show crew dead?! Hurry and send the child to the hospital!]
[Xiao Huawan, sister shouldn’t have laughed at how ugly you look, you’re a kind and good child, sister will definitely attend your memorial service.]
[+1, Xiao Huawan, safe travels.]
[Safe travels.]
[Safe travels.]
A bright red comment alone speaks reason.
[The person hasn’t even passed, why are this bunch of idiots saying farewell?]
[...]
[It seems a bit early, let’s wait a bit longer, people.]
Along with the chief director, apart from the medical staff, Kang Yunxi also arrived by car.
As soon as the jeep stopped, she was the first to get off.
Witnessing Song Jingtian ’on the verge of death’ in Tang Li’s arms, the color drained from Kang Yunxi’s face; as soon as she reached the child, she stretched out her hand: "Give me the child!"
Tang Li didn’t acknowledge her, only explaining to the medical staff: "The child might have been bitten by something poisonous."
"What poisonous thing!" Kang Yunxi interrupted her: "The child clearly said it was a cobra!"
Tang Li: "..."
The medical staff squatted down beside Song Jingtian and began to examine the wound.
Kang Yunxi looked tense: "Doctor, how is it?"
"Probably not good," Song Jingtian himself replied, maintaining his weak state: "I’m poisoned, someone needs to suck it out for me."
Looking at the child’s swollen butt, Kang Yunxi didn’t hesitate: "I’ll do it!"
Unexpectedly, the little guy looked eagerly at Tang Li.
The meaning was obvious.
Tang Li: "...you wish."
Song Jingtian: "..."
"It’s not a cobra," the medical staff spoke in time, defusing the awkward situation: "It should be a scorpion; it’s not very venomous. Just wash with soapy water a few times and take some loratadine to reduce the swelling."







