Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 78: Supreme Ah! _1

Qin Shou belched contentedly, then rubbed his belly, "The taste isn’t anything special, but it’s rich in Yuan Qi."

Ji Dian’s face turned pitch black...

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow and leaned in, asking in a teasing manner, "Are you angry?"

Ji Dian grunted in response.

Qin Shou said, "Why be angry? Let it out and make me happy..."

Ji Dian subconsciously felt his feet, then remembered that he had just lost his shoes... Gritting his teeth, he said, "How can you be so shameless?"

Qin Shou spread his hands and said, "How am I shameless? You said you’d spit out two chickens, and look, there’s still only one right now. You lied, you’re the shameless one..."

"I..." Ji Dian was so frustrated his nose was nearly crooked, but he still opened his mouth wide, and another chicken jumped out. This time it was a large rooster that strutted out with its head held high, crowing confidently, its wings spread with an air of arrogance as if it were looking down on all the Immortals.

Ji Dian huffed, "Damn rabbit, I find looking at this chicken more pleasing than looking at you!"

Qin Shou, with his arms crossed, wholeheartedly agreed, "I believe the hen thinks the same."

Ji Dian: "..."

Ji Dian said, "Look at this chicken, full of stamina and vitality, isn’t it much better than you? Chest out, head up, a true general’s demeanor!" 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚

But just as he finished speaking, the rooster suddenly mounted the hen and began to flap its wings, engaging in a courtship act!

Qin Shou’s face showed surprise as he exclaimed, "Hey, hey, hey... mind the public image! Ah... ah, birds of a feather flock together indeed... This is what you approve of... truly top-notch!" While speaking, Qin Shou covered his face and turned away as though embarrassed to watch.

The damn rabbit’s shout attracted quite a few onlookers...

Ji Dian’s face turned beet red, and he quickly stuffed the two chickens into a bag. At the same time, he wished he could stuff himself inside too, so embarrassing!

"Are you going in? I can help, just for one magic treasure," the teasing rabbit asked, coming up close at that moment.

Ji Dian: "..."

"Forget it, that reddish thick face of yours tells me you can handle it," Qin Shou said, implying he understood him, while shaking his head.

Ji Dian started to rummage in his pockets for a knife...

Seeing Ji Dian about to explode, Qin Shou quickly said, "Let’s talk about serious things. Are you planning to give ’hmph’ a crossing over? You know what I mean."

As soon as Ji Dian heard the mention of Dog Xiaotian, he deflated immediately, glaring at Qin Shou with gritted teeth, "What do you know?"

Then, Ji Dian transmitted his voice, "Dog Xiaotian is different, he also practiced the Eight-Nine Profound Art, and has a very strong physical body brimming with Yuan Qi, bursting with juice, lean and fat... ahem... I’m getting off-topic. Anyway, he practiced the Eight-Nine Profound Art, but due to his own constitution, he didn’t cultivate it to a very advanced level. Therefore, Yang Jian found him a Cultivation Technique called Eight Directions Return to the Origin, which enables the integration of the power of the eight directions into the body after cultivation! And so..."

Qin Shou subconsciously wiped his drool and said, "Even fuller of Yuan Qi, bursting with even more juice..."

"Right..." Ji Dian also wiped his drool and then suddenly snapped back to reality, shouting, "Right my ass! Don’t interrupt! Where was I? Oh yes, when Eight Directions Return to the Origin is integrated into the body, the physical body has incredibly strong recovery abilities! Although that dog hasn’t cultivated it to perfection, if you chop off one of his legs, he can regrow a new one in the blink of an eye... And it doesn’t affect him at all! At most, he just needs to go home and cultivate for a couple more days."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately understood what Ji Dian meant. This fellow was treating Dog Xiaotian as a self-service dog meat ATM, a dog meat supermarket! He also realized why this guy fought so desperately to steal a dog before, even willing to share a dog leg. It turns out Dog Xiaotian doesn’t lack anything except for an abundance of dog legs...

However, Qin Shou was puzzled and asked, "If that’s the case, why didn’t you just chop off a leg and run for it?"

Ji Dian sighed and said, "The first time, that’s indeed what I thought and I nearly succeeded. Alas, Yang Jian was nearby at that time, and I failed... After that attempt to steal the dog, Yang Jian became more cautious. He went and got a protective magic treasure for Dog Xiaotian that, once activated, would immobilize him on the spot and absorb the power of heaven and earth to form a solid barrier to protect him, while also sending out an alarm to notify the owner of the magic treasure’s location. That thing, I can’t break through in a short time..."

"So you caught me for that purpose?" Qin Shou’s doubts were finally cleared up at this moment. Ji Dian brought him along to use his teeth to bite through the barrier and catch the dog for stewing!

Ji Dian nodded and said, "Yes, I was going to invite you to join me for some dog meat, but... sigh... you see, if you hadn’t bitten my pants back then, I would’ve taken you to a place with nice mountains and water, cooked up a good pot of meat, and had a few pounds of good wine. How comfortable that would’ve been..."

Qin Shou let out a dry chuckle without responding. In Qin Shou’s view, nothing was better than seeing Chang’e safe and sound!

"Now, Yang Jian has become fully guarded. It’s going to be difficult to make a move..." Ji Dian said somewhat dejectedly.

What could Qin Shou say? In the past, he wouldn’t have minded giving Ji Dian a hand...

But now, Qin Shou’s relationship with Dog Xiaotian was not bad, so he thought it would be best to let it be.

Having learned all there was to know, Qin Shou waved his hand and bade Ji Dian farewell.

Ji Dian couldn’t wait for this plague god to leave, waved his hand, and signaled for him to scram. No one saw that after the rabbit left, Ji Dian let out a sigh of relief and muttered, "That little rascal trying to outsmart me... Ah, finally got rid of that damned box, what a relief..."

Qin Shou did not know what Ji Dian was muttering. He returned to where the Eight Immortals were, drinking wine and eating fruits, listening to them talk about various marvelous events in the Lower Realm, filled with wonder... and his understanding of this world deepened.

This world shattered Qin Shou’s understanding of the traditional world of Immortals. As the Eight Immortals said, counting up to level thirty-three and down to layers thirty-three, they actually all rely on the Earthly Immortal Realm, which is so vast that while it’s not infinite, if one isn’t at the level of a Great Golden Immortal, even running from east to west would take thousands to tens of thousands of years. If one doesn’t even become an Immortal, it’s likely they could spend their whole life running and still not leave a single continent...

Many people spend entire lives not even leaving a mountain, not because they move slowly, but because the mountain is simply too big...

Because it’s so vast, the Earthly Immortal Realm is filled with countless treasures, hidden immortal sites, and boundless opportunities, which lead to an incredibly fascinating world...

Qin Shou looked up at the sky and muttered to himself, "Damn, seems like if I want to get rich, I have to go to the Earthly Immortal Realm and just eat..."

"Brother Lv Dongbin, I have a question. What would you say my current strength is?" As Qin Shou spoke, he stretched out his paw and pinched the muscles beneath his chubby flesh.

PS: Many people say that a rabbit’s hands can’t do many actions, but don’t forget, this guy is no ordinary rabbit... A rabbit like an Immortal doing something unusual isn’t strange, right? Why fuss over it? I’ve always believed that this damn rabbit, aside from looks, has nothing to do with rabbits.