Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 673 - 269 Let’s Dance_1

Hearing this, Guiche immediately turned and dashed toward the direction of the formation!

The great elder, sixth elder, and Zhao Yuhuang all went pale upon hearing this!

The Saint Heir was ultimately the face of the Phoenix Clan. If the rabbit really did as threatened, and later every allied soldier got their hands on a Saint Heir bird, the Phoenix Clan’s face would be utterly lost!

By contrast, losing face here was just embarrassing themselves in front of their own people, something that could be concealed.

So, after weighing the options...

Before Zhao Yuhuang could call out, the great elder shouted first, "Rabbit, don’t... don’t! It’s just a line formation, right? Everyone listen to my command, line up!"

Then a group of phoenixes lined up in a single file, following behind Guiche.

Seeing this, Qin Shou laughed heartily, "This is fun, come on, give me a ’V’ formation next! Blacky, see that? This is the story of the wild geese!"

At this moment, Wuliang Patriarch was utterly convinced by the rabbit’s audacity. He really wanted to pry open the rabbit’s head to see what kinds of ridiculous things were packed inside. Even though he knew that offending the Phoenix Clan like this would mean certain death if caught, to go out in such a blaze of glory seemed worth it. After all, those being toyed with were the Phoenix Clan’s great elder and sixth elder!

Golden Toad, Mountain Spider, Feidan, and others had been silent up until now but exchanged glances and wore expressions of wry smiles at this scene.

They found that the bizarre incidents they had encountered in their brief time with this rabbit surpassed all those they had experienced in their entire lives... This damn rabbit was too much of a handful!

So the sky displayed an extremely peculiar scene, a nine-headed bird pulling a unicycle, with a group of people and a rabbit sitting on it. They sat on an unfortunate soul, who was flipping skyward, with a Jade Knife beside him. Behind the cart, a group of phoenixes marched in either a line formation or a ’V’ formation tirelessly!

"Rabbit, that’s enough, right? Let the person go, and we absolutely won’t make it hard for you!" At this point, the great elder was nearly driven mad!

Qin Shou shook his head and retorted mockingly, "Get real. Weren’t you just talking about a one-on-one duel? And now you’re ganging up. With the Saint Heirs acting like this, I’d trust a ghost before I trust you! You old fool, so deceitful."

The great elder subconsciously looked toward Zhao Yuhuang, who had a face full of grievances. The great battle was imminent; there really wasn’t time to engage in a one-on-one duel with the rabbit... Besides, villains have always perished due to excessive talk. Didn’t he just want to settle it with his overwhelming numbers? He never expected the rabbit to be accompanied by several Golden Immortal hooligans!

The great elder said, "Rabbit, regardless of everything, this matter is our fault. However, I can swear to Heaven that as long as you release the Saint Heir, all will be well."

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up, "Really?"

The great elder nodded, "I am the Phoenix Clan’s great elder. How could I lie?"

Qin Shou gave a thumbs-up and said, "Well said, then come on, dance for me."

The great elder: "...￥#%￥#&..."

The sixth elder subconsciously looked toward the great elder and saw a most entertaining expression on the usually very serious face of the great elder...

The sixth elder, seeing this, felt a hint of schadenfreude and couldn’t help but curl the corner of his mouth slightly.

Just then, the rabbit pointed at him and said, "What are you looking at? Dance with him."

The sixth elder: "..."

Wuliang Patriarch couldn’t hold back anymore and burst into hearty laughter. He had given up caring about whether he could escape, adopting the philosophy of living for the moment. If he couldn’t run away, he might as well go out happily. So he clapped his hands and shouted, "Right, right, right... Dance together! Do that striptease!"

The great elder and sixth elder instantly turned and glared furiously!

Wuliang Patriarch didn’t hesitate to pull out a knife and stabbed it into Zhao Yuhuang’s thigh, then glared back defiantly, bellowing, "What are you looking at? Give us a smile, or I’ll stab again!"

The great elder and the sixth elder were furious, "You’re looking for death!"

Pupu pupu pupu...

The sounds of blades piercing flesh arose, as Mountain Spider, Golden Toad, and Feidan each stabbed a knife into Zhao Yuhuang’s body.

Zhao Yuhuang had been holding back his cries, but when Feidan stabbed him, he realized there was something on the blade. The pain was extraordinary, piercing straight to his soul, and he couldn’t hold back any longer, screaming out loud.

Upon seeing this, Qin Shou curled his lip and said, "Look at you, making a fuss like we’re slaughtering a pig, just from a few stabs. Is it really necessary?"

Feidan chuckled, "I smeared the Inch Nail Poison on the blade. Just a light touch feels like a nail being hammered into the marrow, even into the soul. Exhilarating."

Qin Shou snapped, "You beast! Is there no humanity left in you? We just stabbed him a few times, is that really necessary?"

Feidan was taken aback...

For the first time, the great elder, the sixth elder, and Zhao Yuhuang felt a tinge of fondness for this rabbit.

Then the rabbit shouted, "Such a fun thing and you’re not sharing with everyone. Are you even human?"

Feidan slapped his forehead and quickly took out several porcelain bottles, "Come on, one for everybody, just a drop on the blade is enough, more is useless." As he spoke, Feidan handed a red jade bottle to Qin Shou, ingratiatingly saying, "I, this is an enhanced version, it’s like a red-hot blunt nail being driven into the soul. More stimulating! The more you apply, the better the effect."

Qin Shou praised, "Nicely done!"

Then Qin Shou smeared the entire bottle on the Jade Knife, and in an instant, the originally green Jade Knife turned fiery red!

Seeing this scene, Zhao Yuhuang burst into tears, wailing, "Great elder, sixth elder, save me!" 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢

The great elder and the sixth elder exchanged a glance, then the sixth elder asked, "Shall we dance?"

The great elder let out a long sigh and said, "Let’s dance..."

So, up in Heaven, two old men started to swing their hips and kick their legs...

The fellows on the unicycle in front were eating their food and drinking their wine, thoroughly entertained.

Yet beneath the surface of this seemingly calm scene, another picture was unfolding.

The great elder quietly transmitted a message to the sixth elder, "I’ve already sent a message to the Patriarch, he will be here soon, and when he arrives, hmm hmm... with absolute power, they won’t stand a chance, even if they have Zhao Yuhuang in their clutches."

Upon hearing this, the sixth elder immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Great elder, can’t you handle it? You are a Great Golden Immortal after all!"

The great elder said, "That rat-faced guy on the carriage is also a Great Golden Immortal. If we really fight, it’s hard to say who would win. Even if I could win, it wouldn’t be quickly resolved, and by then, Zhao Yuhuang would probably be dead without a trace left. That damn rabbit, is just too damn vile!"

The sixth elder nodded in agreement, "Right, too vile. Great elder, so now, we just stall for time?"

The great elder said, "Right!"

Sixth elder: "Okay!"

So the two old men danced even more vigorously...