Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 663 - 262: Method_1

"I, what’s wrong?" Guiche asked with concern.

Qin Shou rubbed his forehead and said, "Guess?"

After speaking, Qin Shou crawled into his own tent, lay down on the bed like a big character, looking up at the tent ceiling, his mind a tangled mess.

"Damn it, Emperor Gouchen. Bloody hell, Emperor Gouchen..." Qin Shou kept cursing Emperor Gouchen’s ancestors in his mind on a loop.

Thinking about it, if it weren’t for Gouchen sending him down to the Lower Realm, he wouldn’t have met so many people. Without knowing so many people, he wouldn’t have gotten caught up in this storm, and wouldn’t have such a headache now.

"I, do you... need someone to attend your bed?" Just then, Feidan poked his head in, chuckling.

"Scram!" Qin Shou cursed.

Feidan quickly withdrew his head.

"Fellow Daoist, seeing the shadow on your brow, it seems..."

"Seems like your grandpa! Scram!" Qin Shou snapped.

Hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes suddenly lit up, and he sat up abruptly, exclaiming, "Old swindler?!"

Almost at the same time, a familiar voice came from outside: "Damn rabbit?!"

Then the tent was opened, and Qin Shou saw an old face poking in. The two no-good fellows came together, locking eyes and chuckling.

Qin Shou said, "Come in, I have something to tell you."

The old swindler shook his head and said, "I won’t come in, I’m busy. Didn’t you see all those customers outside? They’re all loaded."

"To hell with that! I’m telling you, the Demon Clan and the Heavenly Court are on good terms with me. If you don’t come in, I’ll have them kick you out right now!" Qin Shou knew this old guy only woke up to profit, but plucking feathers from a rooster like him was impossible, so might as well resort to threats.

Sure enough, the old swindler was tough meat, not soft. As soon as he heard Qin Shou would wreck his business, he hurriedly crawled in.

At that moment, Feidan poked his head in and said, "I, turns out you like this kind of thing, huh?"

"Scram!" Qin Shou cursed.

Feidan quickly retreated.

"Rabbit, what do you want with me? I’m really busy," the old swindler said, sitting across from Qin Shou, looking anxious.

Qin Shou said, "Busy my ass, I have a question for you. If they started a fight with the Heavenly Court, who would you help?"

Without a second thought, the old swindler said, "Obviously, I would..."

The old swindler paused, lowered his voice, and asked the rabbit, "Which side are you on?"

Qin Shou said, "What’s that got to do with me?"

The old swindler said, "Nonsense! Whichever side you’re on, I’m on that side too!"

"That’s the spirit!" Qin Shou slapped his hand and praised.

The old swindler pursed his lips and said, "Stop joking. I just don’t want to say the wrong thing and get thrown under the bus by you."

Qin Shou: "..."

Qin Shou asked again, "Seriously, which side are you on?"

The old swindler replied, "Guess?"

Qin Shou said, "I swear, I promise I won’t screw you over."

The old swindler: "Really?"

"Really!"

After thinking it over, the old swindler finally said, "I would of course be on the winning side."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "How do you know who’s winning, huh?"

The old swindler said matter-of-factly, "Just don’t take part at first, watch them fight. When one side is about to win, join the winning side and that’s that."

Qin Shou: "..."

The old swindler said, "They all say that the earlier you join, the more benefits you get. But has anyone ever thought that the earlier you join, the quicker you die? I don’t aspire to be an Overlord or anything; I just want some peace and to skim off a little profit on the side, however much it is. What about you?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes again and said, "You really are a coward, aren’t you afraid people will call you a coward?"

The old swindler chuckled and said subconsciously, "I’ve lived from the time Pangu created Heaven until now. Those who’ve called me a coward, I can now casually stroll past their graves... Some don’t even have a grave to be seen."

"You’ve lived from the time Pangu created Heaven until now? Keep boasting!" Qin Shou didn’t believe a word.

The old swindler declared righteously, "If I said I sold Pangu’s axe to him, would you believe it?"

Qin Shou responded with a roll of his eyes.

The old swindler asked Qin Shou, "Never mind me, which side are you planning to take?"

Qin Shou scratched his head and said, "I don’t know..."

Then Qin Shou lay back on the bed and continued to play dead.

Seeing this, the old swindler shook his head and said, "If you really have no idea which side to help, I do have a suggestion."

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up immediately. He sat up and asked, "What suggestion? Tell me!"

The old swindler leaned in and whispered, "Why don’t you just sabotage their plans?"

Qin Shou was shocked and said, "Sabotage? Easy for you to say. Everyone here is a big shot, with Golden Immortals as lackeys, only Great Golden Immortals have the clout to take a seat. In such an assembly, what could I, not even a Human Immortal, possibly do?"

The old swindler snickered and said, "It’s exactly because you are not a Human Immortal that I’m suggesting this. As for the details, think about them yourself. I have business to attend to, and while this hasn’t fallen apart yet, I’m taking off."

After speaking, the old swindler ran off. 𝒻𝑟ℯℯ𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑛𝘰𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝒸𝑜𝘮

Qin Shou sat there, thinking hard for a while, mumbling to himself, "Haven’t become immortal, haven’t become immortal... haven’t... damn it! I get it!"

Once Qin Shou figured out the details, he immediately scurried off.

"I, where are you off to?" asked the Mountain Spider guarding the door, curious.

Qin Shou waved his hand and said, "Paying visits to friends and relatives!"

After saying that, Qin Shou, accompanied by his four guards, swaggered out.

He first arrived at the Demon Clan’s gate of Heavenly Court. At that moment, the three fools were gathered together, enjoying a cricket fight...

Qin Shou approached and asked, "Having fun?"

The three fools looked up simultaneously; they were about to shout something but, seeing that it was the rabbit, they immediately cried out excitedly, "Rabbit! You’ve come too!"

Then the three fools grabbed the rabbit, and whispering to Qin Shou, said, "Rabbit, we didn’t join their rebellion, we just came to take a look. By the way, if they start fighting, could our teacher and classmates be in danger?"

Qin Shou felt a warmth in his heart upon hearing this. Although these three big fools were a bit silly, they truly weren’t bad at heart. Even at such a critical moment, they were still concerned about Wenqu Star Monarch and their fellow students.

Qin Shou sighed and said, "It’s the tide of the times; don’t be so stubborn. If you don’t know them, hit them; if you recognize them, run. Understand?"

Kui Yi nodded and said, "I was thinking the same thing. If all else fails, we’ll just run once the beating starts. There are so many experts, it doesn’t matter whether we’re there or not."

Qin Shou gave a thumbs-up and said, "Smart!"

Just then, a bronze dragon with a big head came over and said, "Rabbit, long time no see."

Qin Shou smiled and said, "You... are you with Kui San now?"

The bronze dragon gave a wry smile and said, "Yeah... kindred spirits."

Qin Shou knew this guy had his own schemes. Seeing Kui San’s strong background, he was clearly set on clinging to his coattails. Qin Shou didn’t expose him; as long as he had no ill intentions, that was fine. Besides, with members of the Demon Clan and the Kun clan present, the three fools might be fools, but those ancestors were shrewd. As long as the bronze dragon wasn’t an idiot, he wouldn’t do anything foolish.