Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 388 - 1 The Miserable Gouchen [4th Update]_1

Chapter 388: Chapter 1 The Miserable Gouchen [4th Update]_1

"What?! The mighty Heavenly Court collapsed? What happened? Is Chang’e okay? What about the Jade Emperor? Gouchen? The Siyu? What about the Heavenly Gods of the Heavenly Court?"

For the first time, Qin Shou jumped onto a woman’s chest, grabbed her bosom, and howled! However, it was also the first time he had no lecherous thoughts, purely shouting out of agitation... After asking, he regretted it. If it were the Four Overlords or the myriad gods, perhaps this Queen might know. But Chang’e is just a minor fairy, a mere drop in the ocean at Heavenly Court. How could she know what happened to Chang’e?

If the Heavenly Court had collapsed, how many people would have died? Out of so many, how many of significance? Who would care about a minor female fairy? Thinking of this, Qin Shou became even more anxious.

Her Majesty winced from being grabbed but still sincerely replied, "I’m not sure, but when Heavenly Court collapsed, it was Emperor Ziwei who communicated the information to the emperors of the human realm. He said that the Acting Heavenly Emperor was seriously injured and in seclusion, Lingxiao Hall had been dismantled, Heavenly Court is being reorganized, and all the major heavenly gates and the Three Immortals Road were temporarily closed. As for the other Heavenly Gods, it seems there were no injuries, but the stars in the sky were apparently killed quite miserably, and now they are being reborn on the Investiture of the Gods..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou immediately breathed a sigh of relief. If what Emperor Ziwei said was true, the people he was worried about should all be fine. As for those Heavenly Gods, if they were dead, so be it—they could still be revived, and he didn’t feel the slightest pity.

But Qin Shou was puzzled, what kind of demon was so incredible as to dismantle Lingxiao Hall! This guy was way more badass than the Monkey was in the past!

So, Qin Shou asked, "So, do you know which demon did it?"

Her Majesty shook her head to indicate she didn’t know.

Just then, a voice came from the pit: "How dare you hit me... destroy my magic treasure... Just you wait, when my big brother comes back, he’ll tear you apart just like tearing down Heavenly Court!"

The moment Qin Shou heard this, his eyes lit up. He jumped into the pit, climbed onto Ruyi Heavenly Immortal’s neck, and stared at him as if he were looking at a naked unparalleled beauty!

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal felt his hair stand on end from the gaze and subconsciously clamped his groin, saying, "What are you doing? I’m warning you, my big brother is Bull Demon King Dali from West Niuhe Continent! When he fought against Heavenly Court back then, he was part of it! You..."

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Brother He, what’s your name?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal shouted, "I am Bull Demon King..."

Smack!

Qin Shou raised his hand and slapped him, sending Ruyi Heavenly Immortal’s front teeth flying!

Qin Shou grinned and said, "Brother He, what’s your name?"

"Ruyi Heavenly Immortal." Ruyi Heavenly Immortal instantly replied.

Qin Shou’s eyebrows raised. Hearing the name and then looking up at the beautiful woman dressed similarly to a queen, Qin Shou had a hunch.

He had read "Journey to the West" numerous times, more so than "The Legend of Deification." He couldn’t recite it backward, but he had read the Women Country Chapter several times.

In the original story, Ruyi Heavenly Immortal appeared in Women Country, coupled with a queen from Women Country, it was almost certain that this was Women Country!

Qin Shou had once dreamed of going to Women Country to become a prince consort or some other wastrel...

He guessed that in Women Country, there was no talk of forcibly seizing chaste women. Most likely, it would be him being ’seized.’ Ah, what a life that would be...

But never in his wildest dreams did he expect it to come true, that he would actually arrive in Women Country.

Unfortunately, today’s rabbit was not the rabbit of yesteryear; he no longer had the mindset of accumulating a harem of stallions. Now, he just wanted to know how Heavenly Court was faring and what had become of Chang’e.

So, Qin Shou asked with concern, "Very well, where is this place?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal honestly answered, "South Shanbu Continent, Women Country, Jieyang Mountain."

Qin Shou slapped his hand firmly, fully confirming his location, and then asked, "How long ago did the battle against Heavenly Court happen?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal thought for a moment and replied, "Probably more than three hundred years ago..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes nearly popped out as he exclaimed, "What?! Over three hundred years ago?!"

In his heart, he cursed furiously, "Son of a chicken, have I been out for over three hundred years? Or did I fall into some time-space tunnel? If I was just unconscious, not starving to death is a damn miracle in itself, isn’t it?"

However, Qin Shou quickly confirmed that he indeed had been unconscious for more than three hundred years... it’s just that time here was different from Earth’s time; three hundred years here was only ten years on Earth.

That was no longer important, what mattered was that Qin Shou realized something seemed very wrong—Heavenly Court had been closed for over three hundred years without opening, what exactly were they doing?

If it was just as Her Majesty had said, and Heavenly Court was merely smashed up a bit with some Heavenly Gods needing to reincarnate, it was no big deal! They could’ve easily continued to welcome people!

So, what were they closing their doors for?

Meanwhile, outside Jiangxiao Palace at the South Pole, a refined man dressed in a purple robe stood outside the palace and called out in a clear voice, "Fellow Daoist, your injuries should be healed by now, right? Can Heavenly Court open its doors?"

"Not opening! Why open? If it opens, that damn rabbit will definitely come back! No, won’t open! I’d rather die than open the gates! If anyone opens them, I’m going to fight them to the death!"

A voice tinged with a sob came through.

"Fellow Daoist, but you have to deal with some matters in Lingxiao Hall, don’t you?" the man said.

"Emperor Ziwei, you take care of that. I’m not going anyway. Looking like this, there’s no way I’m going out!" Gouchen yelled back.

Emperor Ziwei was left speechless, giving a wry smile as he said, "You sowed the seeds, my friend, I cannot reap this harvest for you. Well, looks like we’ll wait some more..."

Then Emperor Ziwei got into his carriage and left.

Meanwhile, angry cursing and the sound of things being smashed came from within Jiangxiao Palace: "Jade Emperor, you did this on purpose! It must have been intentional!"

Qin Shou was unaware of the events transpiring above in Heaven.

As they say, the party involved is the last to understand. The more one worries, the more one cares, and the more likely one is to assume the worst, indulging in wild thoughts.

Qin Shou thought to himself, "Could the rumors be false? Could all of Heavenly Court’s gods have been eaten by that bastard, that Demon Head with the deceiving club?"

Achoo!

Qin Shou wiped his nose and thought, "Damn it, which Son of a Shellback just cursed me?"

Then Qin Shou asked Ruyi Heavenly Immortal, "Since your brothers took part in the attack on Heavenly Court, what exactly happened during the battle?"

Ruyi Heavenly Immortal’s eyes shifted as he said, "Well, that’s a long story. But, you see... could you please get off my neck first? Your spear is stabbing me..."

Qin Shou’s face flushed with embarrassment, realizing it was an aftereffect of lunging forward just now, and he hastily retracted his weapon and tucked his butt in, bending over to hide his armament as he said, "Let’s go up to talk."

A table, a chair—Qin Shou sat down, Her Majesty poured the tea, and Ruyi Heavenly Immortal stood beside them looking pitifully at Qin Shou as he said, "This is how it went, to my knowledge, the battle was extremely brutal at the time..."

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