Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 350 - 347 Let’s Do It [Top]_1

Qin Shou, upon hearing the noise, looked over and saw in a depression of the hill a demon with black and white fur and a crew cut, standing with hands on hips, sweeping its gaze defiantly in all directions, exuding an air of fearless bravado, as if daring anyone to challenge it!

Under its feet lay a person, and around it sprawled a dozen more, each beaten until they were spitting out their tongues, with eyes rolled white, not knowing if they were dead or alive.

Qin Shou cracked a smile and thought to himself in awe, "Holy shit! Are untransformed demons this fierce nowadays?"

Upon closer inspection, Qin Shou found the demon vaguely familiar. After giving it some thought, he exclaimed, "Damn it! That’s a Baldy spirit! No wonder it’s so tough!"

Qin Shou was quite familiar with creatures like Baldy.

Baldy is what they’re called in the martial arts world, but their real name should be the Honey Badger, native to the African savannas of Earth—a very peculiar creature!

The Baldies Qin Shou remembered were all less than a meter long, little guys. But if anyone were to measure their fighting ability by their size, the Baldy would teach them a lesson in seconds!

The life of a Baldy is actually quite simple: if they’re not fighting, they’re on their way to a fight. They essentially don’t have friends in their eyes; anything and everything is fair game—don’t talk, just fight first!

Their creed is simple: either you take me down, or I’ll take you down!

In the African savanna, the Baldy wields its sharp tongue like a spicy stick, bullying lion prides and forcing them to change locations—an utter rascal and bully!

Of course, showing off often leads to a lightning strike. A one-meter-long Baldy taking on a pride of lions is indeed a cold and stern wind over the treacherous water, a brave man gone as dinner by nightfall.

This is no fiction. Qin Shou remembered watching a documentary where a zoo’s Baldy was frantically digging a hole by the fence!

The narrator’s explanation at the time was that the adjacent lion had glanced at it, so the Baldy decided to dig a hole to give it a good thumping...

That’s the Baldy for you, a lunatic pure man, a genuine madman, who doesn’t know the meaning of collapse in its entire life.

However, Qin Shou always felt that sooner or later the Baldies would make themselves an endangered species with their own antics...

As Qin Shou was lost in his wild thoughts, he suddenly heard the Baldy below pointing at him and demanding, "What are you looking at?"

Who is Qin Shou? From childhood, he was a troublemaker raised through fistfights!

Now, the number one shit-stirrer in the Heavenly Court! His stubborn temper was immediately ignited, and he almost instinctively wanted to retort, "Looking at you, so what?"

But before the words could leave his mouth, he heard a soft-voiced man riding a fierce tiger snort coldly, "So what if I’m looking at you, what can you do about it?"

Qin Shou was taken aback, thinking to himself, these days there are even people lining up to take the fall for provocation?

As soon as the effeminate man spoke up, the crowd watching the excitement scattered like birds and beasts...

Qin Shou then heard a familiar voice in the crowd saying, "Shanye Immortal, why are you running so fast? That white-haired thing wasn’t talking to you."

Then another familiar voice chimed in, "Shhh—keep it down. I’m not hiding from the Baldy white-haired guy; I’m avoiding the one riding the lion!"

"Avoiding him?" another familiar voice joined in.

Qin Shou heard a voice and looked over, only to see three familiar faces hiding in the crowd—it was the trio of Yunkong True Master, Master Liu, and Shanye Immortal who had been absent for a long time!

Qin Shou raised an eyebrow, about to go over, but then he thought better of it and chose to hide on the side and listen instead.

Being of small stature, Qin Shou easily hid among the crowd. As long as no one looked down, they couldn’t spot the rabbit.

He heard Shanye Immortal speak in a hushed voice, "The guy riding the lion is no ordinary person, he’s a Five-colored Snake Spirit, an expert in using all kinds of poison, known as Poison Yama. This guy is bad news, he doesn’t poison based on targets, only on his mood. If he’s in a bad mood, he won’t care who you are; he’ll poison you first and ask questions later!

And... that Baldy isn’t any good either! Those unfortunate fools were just passing by too close to him, and that guy actually charged at them and started attacking, all the while shouting, ’Why do you have to be taller than me...’

In short, they’re both ticking time bombs, it’s best to stay away from them."

On hearing this, Qin Shou cracked a smile. Indeed, Baldy never fought with reason!

But this Poison Yama was no pushover either, it looked like there was going to be an entertaining fight.

"Poison Yama, I know him; he’s no ordinary rogue immortal, his family in Miaojiang is known as the Poison Kings. Miaojiang is divided between two major poison families, and he’s the sole heir of the Du Family. From a young age, he was the apple of their eye. For his safety, it’s said that his entire body is filled with various poisons capable of killing gods and Immortals. Especially that one known as the Nightmare Poison, which they say can put you to sleep permanently with just a whiff.

With such a background, such resources, who would dare to mess with him?" Yunkong True Master smacked his forehead as if struck by a sudden realization.

Shanye Immortal added, "That’s right, it’s that guy, the crown prince of the Du Family, Poison Yama."

After hearing this, Qin Shou had a profound understanding of Poison Yama, but before he could form any opinions, he heard a loud shout from below: "Get down here!"

Qin Shou turned to look and saw Baldy suddenly soar up, leaping into the air, lunging toward Poison Yama!

Poison Yama let out a cold laugh, "You’re seeking your own death!"

With a flick of his finger, Poison Yama sent a poison pearl flying. The pearl burst in midair, transforming into a sky full of toxic creatures!

But Baldy, like a fool, ignored the blatantly obvious poison mist in front of him. Instead of dodging, he charged straight into it!

"This Baldy little monster is too clueless. That’s the Five-colored Miluo Poison he’s charging into! It’s said to be instantly fatal to anyone below the level of Immortal upon contact! Is he tired of living?" Shanye Immortal frowned.

"Not necessarily." A voice chimed in at that moment.

Upon hearing this familiar voice, Shanye Immortal, Yunkong True Master, and Master Liu instinctively shivered and quickly turned around, just in time to see that damn rabbit they did not know how to describe!

To say they disliked it? The scriptures provided by the damn rabbit had brought great benefits to the three of them, especially Shanye Immortal who had directly broken through to the realm of an Earthly Immortal, while Yunkong True Master and Master Liu were also on the verge of breakthroughs. This could be considered a huge favor!

But to say they liked it? That damn rabbit seemed to specialize in backstabbing acquaintances! Being around it, the three of them always felt like they could be massively tricked by the damn rabbit at any moment!

However, since they had now run into each other, it wouldn’t be polite for the three to pretend not to see, so they all greeted it and asked simultaneously, "What do you mean, not necessarily?"

Before Qin Shou could speak, there was already a result on the other side, as they saw Baldy burst out of the poison mist, and in a flash, he was right in front of the smug Poison Yama!

Poison Yama was quick to react as well, his lion bellowed and threw up a lion-head shield in an attempt to block Baldy!