Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 318 - 315 Happy Birthday_1

Dog Xiaotian said, "I almost forgot an important matter! Don’t you know?"

Qin Shou scratched his head and replied, "Should I know?"

Dog Xiaotian laughed and said, "Silly rabbit, today is not an ordinary day!"

Qin Shou asked, "What day is it?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "Today is the birthday of a very important character! There are very few people in the world who are qualified to go and congratulate him!"

Qin Shou, surprised, asked, "Really? Who is it?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "You’ll know when we get there!"

Before long, the carriage entered Tianyong City, took a turn, and arrived at the restaurant of the Kitchen God—Sixi Dog Meat Restaurant.

At the dog meat restaurant, on the second floor, in a private room, there was a table with Dog Xiaotian sitting on the left side and Qin Shou on the right.

Qin Shou asked, "Where is the impressive big shot you mentioned?"

Dog Xiaotian, revealing a wide grin and shamelessly smiling, said, "Isn’t it right here?"

Qin Shou: "..."

Dog Xiaotian said, "Rabbit, let me tell you, this is the first birthday I’ve ever had, and I didn’t invite anyone else."

Qin Shou chuckled and replied, "They’re probably scared off by you, right? Coming to my master’s place for a meal, how many Red Spirit Crystals would that cost?"

Dog Xiaotian said, "What are you talking about... am I that kind of person?"

Qin Shou replied, "You’re that kind of dog."

Dog Xiaotian’s eyes widened instantly, and then with a slap on the table, he exclaimed, "I’m mad, not eating! I’m leaving!"

With that, Dog Xiaotian got up from his chair, huffing angrily and about to leave.

But as soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhou Buhuo walking towards him with a plate in hand. Seeing Dog Xiaotian, he laughed heartily and said, "Damn dog, happy birthday!"

Dog Xiaotian was stunned and asked, "What?"

Zhou Buhuo said, "When I came in just now, my junior brother told me today is your birthday through a message, and asked me to make you a bowl of longevity noodles. He even requested our master to cook you a specialty dish. Didn’t you know?"

Dog Xiaotian was stunned again and turned to look at the rabbit.

All he saw was the rabbit winking at him and grinning, "What’s it going to be? Are you leaving or not? If you leave, I, the Rabbit, will save some money."

Dog Xiaotian, grinning ear to ear, said, "Leave? No way! I want to eat, I want a feast!"

Then Dog Xiaotian immediately turned around, ran back to his seat, and started giggling, "Rabbit, thank you..."

Qin Shou rolled his eyes at him and said, "Look at you, so easily pleased! On your birthday, could I, the Rabbit, be stingy?"

Dog Xiaotian giggled foolishly, but still asked with concern, "Do you even have money to pay?"

Qin Shou smiled mysteriously and replied, "Do I, the Rabbit, need to pay when I eat my master’s cooking?!"

Dog Xiaotian, surprised, said, "Really?"

Zhou Buhuo hummed and said, "Don’t listen to his nonsense. Master said to put this plate of Dragon Brocade and Phoenix Tail on the tab! He is also giving you two plates of cold dishes on the house, the Thousand Mountains and Green Waters and the Red Sun over Cloudy Seas, as a birthday gift for you."

Dog Xiaotian thanked him profusely.

Zhou Buhuo laughed and said, "Don’t thank me yet, I can’t cook to save my life. I brought a bottle of wine as a toast to celebrate."

As he spoke, Zhou Buhuo actually took out a bottle of wine and said with a laugh, "This was sent by the Wine God, and master gave me a bottle which I didn’t have the heart to drink. Just today I felt happy enough to bring it out."

Dog Xiaotian laughed even more joyfully, "Damn, bro, you rock! Haha..."

While he was laughing, he suddenly heard the Rabbit from across the table say, "Black, that’s a dog tag hanging around your neck, isn’t it?"

As soon as Dog Xiaotian heard this, his smile instantly froze on his face. He glanced sidelong at the Rabbit and, bending over, hid the dog tag under the table, then cleared his throat and said, "No, I bought it at a little stall, I thought it looked nice wearing it."

"It has your name on it and even your birthday."

Zhou Buhuo’s voice came from under the table, "Dog Xiaotian, Dahei, born on the first day of the first lunar month..."

Whoosh!

A dark shadow rushed toward the main entrance!

Then Dog Xiaotian only felt something grab his tail!

Turning his head, Dog Xiaotian saw the Rabbit already clutching his tail and hanging off his rear, grinding his teeth and saying, "Zhou Buhuo, what are you watching for? Grab your weapon, let’s beat the dog!"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Buhuo immediately pulled out a big ladle and an iron spoon from his Xumi Bag and, howling, charged over!

Then, a rabbit and a man cornered a dog, and a furious beating ensued...

An hour later...

Dog Xiaotian, his face bruised, sat at the edge of the table, tilted his head back, gulped down a cup of wine, and exclaimed, "Worth it! With this meal, even a beating is worth it..."

Qin Shou and Zhou Buhuo exchanged glances, speechless.

Qin Shou said, "Damn dog, aren’t you like the top dog at Guan Estuary, if not the second in command? Are you really this poor? Doesn’t your Second Master care to improve your meals?"

The moment Dog Xiaotian started talking about Yang Jian, his demeanor completely changed, and he said with spirited enthusiasm, "Our Second Master doesn’t need to eat. He’s always rigorously practicing and cultivating, and once he meditates, he’s out for hundreds of years... Everyone else is pretty much the same, almost mad with the speed of their cultivation. At Guan Estuary, if I want to eat something, I have to sort it myself. But my cooking skills, well... Let’s not talk about it, drink up!" 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝘦𝘸𝑒𝒷𝓃ℴ𝑣𝘦𝑙.𝒸ℴ𝘮

"If you can’t cook it yourself, couldn’t you just buy it?" asked Qin Shou.

Dog Xiaotian rolled his eyes at Qin Shou and said, "Buy? Where would I buy from? There’s no chef like your master at Guan Estuary..."

Hearing this, Qin Shou’s eyes lit up and he asked, "Damn dog, tell me, are there many in the Immortal Realm in a situation like yours?"

After pondering, Dog Xiaotian said, "There should be... quite a few, I guess."

Zhou Buhuo said, "Impossible, right? The Immortals all inhale clouds and exhale mist, cultivating day and night, striving to comprehend the Dao of Heaven, where would they find the time to think about eating?"

Qin Shou shook his head and said, "That’s not necessarily true; I think it’s not that those Immortals don’t want to eat, but that they’re too lazy to bother! If someone actually delivered food to their doorstep, it’s possible..."

At this thought, Qin Shou’s eyes shone with a cunning light, and a plan quietly formed in his mind, but he quickly dismissed it.

This wasn’t Earth; on Earth there’s the internet, but it can’t be used in the Immortal Realm. The place is too vast... and there’s never been word of something that could cross infinite space for communication. Without any means of communication, let alone internet transactions.

Zhou Buhuo’s wine was quickly finished, and Qin Shou had to bring out his own treasured liquor for them to continue drinking.

When it was nearly dark, Dog Xiaotian licked his plate so clean it could reflect a person’s image. Only then did he stop.

Zhou Buhuo looked at the plate from all angles before he remarked with a sigh, "I think this plate doesn’t need washing..."

On hearing this, Qin Shou’s hair stood on end, and he asked, "You haven’t done this before, have you?"

Zhou Buhuo chuckled with a mischievous grin...

Qin Shou’s face darkened, about to make a harsh vow never to come here again.

But then he heard Zhou Buhuo say, "I’ve always wanted to do that, but my master was too watchful, I had to wash each one clean. Speaking of which, Dog Xiaotian, if you’re not busy, you could come and help wash dishes."

Dog Xiaotian seemed interested, but Qin Shou said, "If you think your master’s business is too good and you want to sabotage it and switch jobs early, then go ahead and recruit him. With his mouth – having eaten feces and drunk urine – you want him to lick the plates clean?"

Upon hearing this, Zhou Buhuo quickly threw the plate away, saying, "This one has to go; I’ll make a new one later."