Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 301 - 298 Spent_1

The Electric Eel Spirit’s eyes suddenly lit up upon hearing this, its listless expression instantly became incredibly excited as it yelled, "I freaking meet all the criteria!"

The Bouncing Fish Spirit beside it was dumbfounded...

However, almost immediately, the Bouncing Fish Spirit leapt up and cried out, "I want! I want! I, the Rabbit, take me in! I want to be a footman!"

The Electric Eel Spirit laughed heartily, "You might as well go eat stones!"

The Bouncing Fish Spirit spat in disgust, showering the Electric Eel Spirit’s face with sand as it exclaimed, "As long as I’m taken in as a footman, is swallowing a stone even an issue?"

The Electric Eel Spirit laughed as well...

Qin Shou, satisfied, said, "Alright, all accepted! Jinghan, Shakun, you two take care of the roll call! Actually, forget it, as long as they’re willing to hang with the Rabbit, they can just follow me! The target is Fenghua Tower, eat, drink, and be merry, hehehe!"

"Follow the Rabbit, eat, drink, and be merry, hehehe!" The crowd echoed.

Although everyone’s "hehehe" clearly didn’t contain as much meaning as this rabbit’s "hehehe"...

Qin Shou, beaming with joy, hopped off the Dragon King’s head, sat on the Eight Trigrams Furnace, with it leading the way, followed by a million odd and bizarre Sea Clan members. As they passed, many Sea Clan who didn’t understand the situation came forward to ask what was happening. Kindhearted Sea Clan members explained and, after the explanation, those Sea Clan members immediately joined the large army.

Qin Shou, as if still finding the crowd too small, looked back and asked, "Who has a loud voice?"

"Me! Me! Me! I, the Rabbit, have a really loud voice!" Almost simultaneously, a loud voice boomed out!

Qin Shou turned to the source and saw a small, dark-skinned individual with a not-so-big head jumping wildly in place. Yet when he opened his mouth, his voice boomed like thunder!

Standing next to the small guy was someone with a waist wide as a bucket and as tall as a bamboo pole, grinning with half of their head trembling upwards...

Seeing them, Qin Shou immediately laughed and said, "You two are interesting, come here, and show yourselves to me, the Rabbit!"

The two were none other than the Bouncing Fish Spirit and the Electric Eel Spirit. The pair, not expecting to be called upon by Qin Shou, rushed over beaming with smiles and asked, "Rabbit, what can we do for you?"

Qin Shou rolled his eyes and said, "I’m young, cut the formalities. You’ve got a small head but no small voice!"

The Bouncing Fish Spirit’s face turned red as he said, "Rabbit, I played a little trick. My brother and I aren’t much for abilities but we found out that when he electrifies us both together, his mouth can amplify my voice."

Qin Shou, taken aback, replied, "Isn’t that just like a speaker?"

"Uh, Rabbit, what’s a speaker?" The Bouncing Fish Spirit and Electric Eel Spirit were completely clueless.

Qin Shou waved his hand dismissively and said, "Never mind, you guys don’t need to understand, just give me a demonstration."

The Electric Eel Spirit nodded excitedly, his face turned red, and with a slight effort, streaks of electricity appeared over his body. The Bouncing Fish Spirit immediately put his hand on the Electric Eel Spirit’s shoulder and then opened his mouth, saying, "Rabbit, look."

Indeed, Qin Shou found that the voice was not coming from the Bouncing Fish Spirit but from the Electric Eel Spirit’s wide-open mouth, and it was loud!

The Bouncing Fish Spirit said, "Rabbit, I’m actually speaking really softly right now. If I were to shout, the sound could travel for hundreds of miles."

Qin Shou’s eyes lit up the moment he heard that, laughing, "Interesting! Interesting! You two, from now on, you are rolling with me, the Rabbit!"

Upon hearing this, the Bouncing Fish Spirit and the Electric Eel Spirit were over the moon, nodding their heads in agreement, showing their loyalty.

Qin Shou immediately whispered something, and the two nodded vigorously, slapping their chests and saying, "Don’t worry, Rabbit, we’ve got this!"

Then, Qin Shou hopped onto the Eight Trigrams Furnace and led the massive crowd straight to Fenghua Tower!

However, at that moment, the situation changed again, with two Sea Clan spirits at the front of the group shouting, "The Rabbit is recruiting! Join the Rabbit’s ranks, and you can eat anything you want in Fenghua Tower!"

As expected, with this call, the line started to swell at an alarming rate...

Ao Bing felt a dizzy spell coming on, with cold sweats all over, and clenched his teeth angrily cursing, "This rabbit is too much! Is he trying to bankrupt me?!"

The Clown Fish Spirit carefully put away the Shadow Printing Stone and asked, "Your Highness, this is all I captured while blending into the crowd, now what should we do?"

On hearing this, Ao Bing’s face was filled with bitterness, what to do? What could he do?

If Nezha was fierce back in the day, then this rabbit was not just a little fiercer than Nezha.

Nezha killed people, but this rabbit tormented people alive, and the scariest thing, the scariest thing was to watch helplessly as your own money slips away from you, with no way to stop it!

This time, Ao Bing truly regretted provoking the rabbit. Had he known this would happen, why the heck did he try to play the big bad wolf, looking for trouble with this rabbit... It would’ve been fine to continue being his Third Prince, the Huagai Star Monarch, wouldn’t it?

Ao Bing got out of bed three times, pushed open the door twice, but eventually he still rushed out of the Crystal Palace, only to find the entrance blocked.

"Where are you going?" Ao Guang, the Dragon King of the East Sea, asked with a dark expression as he looked at Ao Bing.

Ao Bing grimaced and said, "Father King... that Rabbit is too bullying. I can’t just watch him bankrupt me! That’s the foundation I’ve amassed over countless years!"

Ao Guang sighed and said, "Your second sister is right, that Rabbit is nothing but trouble, best to stay away from it. You can’t go anywhere now, go back and rest, sleep! Come morning, everything will have passed..."

"Father King, will it really have passed? Isn’t that just a polite way of saying bankrupt?" Ao Bing said despairingly.

Ao Guang shook his head helplessly and said, "Just consider it paying money to ward off disasters... Do you know who stands behind that Rabbit?"

Ao Bing asked, "Who? It’s not the Jade Emperor, is it? As long as it’s not the Jade Emperor, behind me stands Emperor Ziwei, I’m not necessarily scared of him..." The words came out lightly, but it was obvious that he was lacking confidence; clearly, Emperor Ziwei was not his backer but merely a name to bolster his courage.

Ao Guang said, "Someone more formidable than an Overlord."

Upon hearing this, Ao Bing’s face turned instantly pale!

He had lived through the era of the Divine Enthronement, and although he hadn’t experienced it firsthand, he was very familiar with that vicious battle.

Above the Jade Emperor, there are only Saints!

The might of a Saint... just think of the completely wiped out Jie Cult to understand!

The Jie Cult’s glory in those days, the strength of its disciples and followers, overshadowed the other two major sects; not even counting Overlord level individuals on both hands was enough. But in the end? Under a Saint, all are but ants!

Having thought this through, Ao Bing immediately nodded and said, "Father King, I understand, I’m going back to sleep..."

After speaking, Ao Bing ran off, slamming the door shut, fastening the windows, hid under the covers, and fell into a deep sleep...

The Clown Fish Spirit followed outside and called out, "Third Prince, what about Fenghua Tower? Do we open or close it?"

Ao Bing shouted angrily, "Are you stupid? Open it! Open the main gate! Let him play, let him spend money... spend... wuu wuu... just let him spend... wuu wuu..."

Ao Bing could no longer hold back his tears...

The Clown Fish Spirit suddenly realized that the Third Prince seemed very sad today...

Ao Guang sighed and shook his head, saying, "Hope that Rabbit shows some mercy with his hands."

Just as the words fell, Qilin Hua came running with a miserable look on their face, "Your Majesty, the Rabbit has spent all his money."

"What?! I gave him fifteen million Red Spirit Crystals, and he spent them all?" Ao Guang exclaimed angrily.

Qilin Hua nodded and said, "This Rabbit, scattering wealth as he went, flinging big handfuls of Spirit Crystals about, covering the streets with them, everyone joined his revelry, and he spent it all before even reaching Fenghua Tower."

Ao Guang’s vision darkened, nearly losing his balance...

Qilin Hua handed over a note saying, "Your Majesty, what do you think? Should we still give him money?"

Ao Guang glanced over the words on it, indeed, it read again: "I, Rabbit, give money!"

Seeing those few words, Ao Guang felt the urge to rush over and kill that Rabbit, but he ultimately restrained himself, gritting his teeth and said, "Give it! Give him thirty million Red Spirit Crystals and tell him to spend it sparingly!"

Having spoken, Ao Guang handed over the money, Qilin Hua took it, and promptly left.

"Rabbit, there’s too many people, if you keep this up, the Dragon King will go bankrupt," the Eight Trigrams Furnace said while walking along. Right now, the Furnace was filled to the brim with Spirit Crystals! He had never lived so lavishly in his life!

A Seahorse Spirit stuck its head out from the pile of Spirit Crystals, looking up at Rabbit with admiration saying, "Rabbit Lord, I’m a steed, it would be impressive if you rode me! Riding a Furnace is so undignified."

The Eight Trigrams Furnace was instantly displeased upon hearing this, "What’s wrong with riding a Furnace? Those ordinary mortals ride horses. For an exalted person like Rabbit, riding a Furnace is what’s truly imposing!"

Qin Shou burst into laughter and said, "First ride the Furnace, after you’ve had enough then you can ride a horse!"

In the middle of this conversation, the group had already arrived outside Fenghua Tower.

Fenghua Youyu, the Butlerfish Spirit in charge of Fenghua Tower, had already been notified. Fenghua Youyu was a Butterflyfish Spirit who moved as gracefully as a butterfly, akin to dancing, which was very pleasing to the eye.

"Sister Yu, what do you think?" everyone looked toward Fenghua Youyu, waiting for her to take a decision.