Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 187 - 186: Repaying Hatred with Virtue [Happy Birthday to Tyrant Lady] _1

Chapter 187: Chapter 186: Repaying Hatred with Virtue [Happy Birthday to Tyrant Lady] _1

However, upon closer inspection, Qin Shou became even more certain that these Night Wandering Gods were nothing but a bunch of mouthy bat spirits! He couldn’t help but mutter to himself, "Ancients called the Night Wandering God the Two Eight God, and indeed there are precisely sixteen. That’s accurate enough. But looking at these Night Wandering Gods now, they are not Two Eight Gods, they are ’Bitch Gods’, why are their mouths all so nasty?"

As for what the Sun Wandering God was, he couldn’t quite make out...

"Rabbit, if we can’t fight, we’re going to be very annoyed," Kui Yi said.

Qin Shou grinned and replied, "How could we fight? They are Heavenly Gods, we need to treat them well instead."

Upon hearing this, the Sun Wandering God laughed, "Rabbit, you really know your place. Keep those three fools away from me..."

But Qin Shou completely ignored the Sun Wandering God and called over Kui Yi, Kui Er, and Kui San to whisper something to them.

Then, the three big fools burst into roaring laughter, so loud that it hurt everyone’s ears, with people cursing these three lunatics!

In the end, Qin Shou cautioned, "Remember, you are disciples of Wenqu Palace, you are learned and sensible people, not brute fighters, and you shouldn’t brawl arbitrarily. Even if the Sun Wandering God annoys you, you must repay evil with virtue. Alright... enough nonsense, treat him well now."

Hearing that laughter, the Sun Wandering God didn’t think they were planning anything good. Alas, he was trapped in the void prison and couldn’t get out... He could only shout, "Where are the heavenly soldiers from Yunding Market? Doesn’t anyone care to intervene?"

Not far from there, a group of heavenly soldiers gathered, eating seeds, drinking water, and enjoying the scene.

"Aren’t we going to do anything?"

"The higher-ups said that the Sun Wandering God, that bastard, has reported on us too many times. Didn’t he say we were lazy and not working? Let him experience what true idling looks like."

"That’s right, that’s right... because of his reports, I got eighty paddlings last time. He thinks we’ll save him now? Dream on!" 𝘧𝑟𝑒𝑒𝘸𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝘷𝑒𝓁.𝘤𝘰𝓂

...

And so, the Sun Wandering God shouted for half a day, and the heavenly soldiers didn’t come, but three big men did.

"Gentlemen, can we talk this over?" the Sun Wandering God said pleadingly.

The Night Wandering Gods immediately chimed in:

"Right, right, let’s talk nicely!"

"Gentlemen use their words, not their fists!"

"You can’t bite either!"

"Ow, ow, farting is off-limits too!"

...

"San, shut them up," Kui Yi ordered.

Kui San grabbed a Night Wandering God and stuffed it right into his mouth...

Seeing this, Qin Shou thought, damn, this is going to cause trouble! Even if the Daynight Wandering God was small, it was still a Deity General of the Heavenly Court. Beating is one thing, but eating is another, that’s asking for trouble!

Hastily, Qin Shou shouted, "Don’t eat!"

Almost simultaneously, Kui San spat out with a ’ptui’, and a small lump that had been spit out hit the ground, bounced a couple of times, and it was, in fact, the Night Wandering God that had just been swallowed.

Kui San picked his teeth and, removing a tiny fork from his mouth, mumbled, "Didn’t taste good at all."

Qin Shou immediately felt relieved and went over, hands on hips, and pointed at the little bats, warning, "You all shut up, or else I’ll stew all of you!"

The Night Wandering Gods heard this, hurriedly covering each other’s mouths. The sixteen of them were busy and quiet, not a word spoken.

Meanwhile, Kui Yi had already wrapped an arm around the Sun Wandering God’s shoulder and said, "Brother, let’s go and have a meal, have some fish, big fish, have a whale!"

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou rolled his eyes, wondering where the promised gentleness had gone. But for these three big fools to have come this far was already good enough... satisfied!

The others, upon hearing this, collectively froze, confused. Feed him a whale? What did that mean?

The Sun Wandering God was also taken aback, inviting him for a meal? Were these guys trying to bribe him?

The next moment, the sky turned dark...

The Sun Wandering God looked up, only to see Kui Er carrying a giant whale over, he grinned at him and said, "We’re warm and hospitable, returning good for evil, buddy, open your mouth, feed you some whale! Start with the head..."

The Sun Wandering God took a look and was instantly dumbfounded. He cursed, "It’s so big, am I supposed to eat it, or is it gonna eat me?"

"Big brother, his mouth is too small, it won’t fit," Kui San said.

Kui Yi stroked his chin, starting to think of a plan.

The rabbit off to the side spoke in a cheap tone, "Try prying his mouth open, if that doesn’t work, flick his dick, he’ll open his mouth when it hurts."

"Damn rabbit, you such a... ow..." The Sun Wandering God had only uttered a couple of insults when a sharp pain in his groin caused his mouth to open wide...

Kui Er immediately pushed the whale down...

Boom!

The Sun Wandering God was pinned under the whale.

Kui Er looked dumbfounded and said, "It won’t do, he’s too small."

"Let’s switch to something else, the fish is too big," the rabbit said.

Kui Yi nodded and added, "Switch to the knife-mouthed fish!"

Kui Er reached out and pulled out a fish as thick as an arm, as long as a leg, with a mouth half its length, resembling a half-sword, rigid in death.

Qin Shou glanced at it and said, "Freeze it a bit before eating, it tastes better."

Everyone who heard this cursed in their minds, "Freeze it... isn’t that just a knife? That damn rabbit, he’s too damn nasty!"

Logically speaking, the Sun Wandering God and Qin Shou didn’t have much of a feud, and he shouldn’t have treated the Sun Wandering God like this.

But Tianpeng had transmitted a message to him, saying the Daynight Wandering Gods usually don’t appear at the same time, and it was already suspicious that they appeared together. Moreover, the Sun Wandering God wandered around daily, taking advantage of those Heavenly Gods, and wouldn’t care about a rabbit’s affairs since there was no profit in it!

The Heavenly Court wouldn’t bother with a rabbit either...

So, for him to come here, there must be something fishy!

Additionally, someone claiming to be The Administrator of Yunding Market sent a message to Qin Shou: "Do a good job, as long as you don’t kill him, no one in Yunding Market will care. Do well, and from now on, I’ll reserve the best spot for you, guaranteed no one will come looking for trouble."

After hearing this, Qin Shou thought, why should he hold back? First, there was something wrong with the Sun Wandering God; second, he would benefit from dealing with him, so there was no reason to refuse!

The pitiful whale had been moved aside, but the Sun Wandering God had vanished.

Qin Shou thought the guy had run away, but then Kui San pulled the Sun Wandering God out of the whale’s mouth and tossed him on the ground.

"Enough is enough! I am, after all, a Heavenly God, can you give me a dignified way to die?" The Sun Wandering God yelled indignantly.

Qin Shou snapped his fingers and said, "We’re good people, we don’t kill. If the whale feast isn’t to your taste, we’ll switch to something fresh."

During the conversation, Kui Er walked over with the frozen solid knife-mouthed fish, its mouth flashing with a cold, harsh light, making it obvious that this thing was no different from a knife!

"What are you trying to do? Don’t come any closer! Stay away! I absolutely will not eat it!" the Sun Wandering God exclaimed.

At that moment, the rabbit came over, transmitting a message: "If you don’t want to eat it, just tell I who sent you here."

As soon as the Sun Wandering God heard this, he panicked, his eyes darting around, and he said, "I was on patrol and ended up here..."

Upon hearing this, Qin Shou heh-ed a sound and transmitted back, "Good, loyal! I have eighteen martial arts skills waiting for you, let’s see how long you can keep your mouth shut!"

"My heavens, really going to forcefully swallow the knife-mouthed fish?" Yunkong True Master thought and subconsciously touched his throat, painful...

PS: Posting an extra Chapter for Alliance Hierarch "Tyrant Missy", also wishing her a happy birthday. Lastly, three Chapters will be released consecutively, with the next two coming soon.