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Rabbit Must Die-Chapter 173 - 172 I Still Have Good Teeth_1
Qin Shou laughed upon seeing this and said, "What’s up? Giving in so easily? Weren’t you acting tough?"
"You’re absolutely disgusting," said Yellow Book.
Qin Shou burst into laughter and said, "Just as I thought, there’s no book in this world that I, the great Rabbit Lord, can’t handle! If there is, it’s only good as toilet paper! Alright, go ahead and open yourself. I want to see what else inside you I can eat."
Yellow Book: "..."
Yellow Book realized that this damn rabbit seemed to only think about eating...A rabbit with absolutely no ambition but infuriatingly mischievous!
The next moment, Yellow Book opened up.
Qin Shou beckoned for some water to wash his rear, took the book, and scampered back to his stump to read.
"Yellow, just text isn’t very vivid. Add some pictures," Qin Shou complained.
"No," refused Yellow Book.
Qin Shou said, "You’re so useless, what are you good for? Might as well use you to wipe my ass."
The next moment, a flash of yellow light shone from the book, and pictures started appearing.
Qin Shou said, "Hey, there really are pictures? I was just teasing you."
Yellow Book: "..."
"Yellow, these pictures aren’t lively enough, give me some three-dimensional, lifelike images," Qin Shou demanded once again.
Yellow Book: "No."
Qin Shou said, "Forget it, you’re still better off as toilet paper."
Yellow Book: "Do you poop that much?"
Qin Shou replied, "I can eat it!"
Immediately, the illustrations in Yellow Book came to life, as if they were alive.
Qin Shou was instantly satisfied, enjoying the reading even more, completely immersed in it.
When Qin Shou got hungry, he would take out some fruits and vegetables to eat, totally relaxed...
Just then, a wild deer ran past Qin Shou. He was startled and muttered subconsciously, "Let’s stop reading for now, time for some hunting!"
However, as he ran out, Qin Shou still instinctively reached for food to stuff into his mouth, and when he took a bite...
Crunch!
"Uh... something tastes off," Qin Shou said as he looked down and saw he had bitten off a corner of Yellow Book!
A line of text appeared on Yellow Book: "What are you doing?!"
Qin Shou quickly waved his hand and said, "Sorry, my mistake... Wait, wasn’t I unable to bite you?"
Qin Shou suddenly realized something was amiss. Picking up Yellow Book for a closer look, he saw a corner indeed had been bitten off!
Yellow Book remained silent.
Qin Shou got annoyed: "Fine, if you’re not going to talk, you’re of no use to me. Might as well eat you."
Yellow Book immediately said, "I just used my once-a-day Illusion Technique. You didn’t bite me, of course, you wouldn’t be able to."
"So that’s how it is, I almost started to doubt if my teeth had expired. By the way, you can use magic as well?" Qin Shou asked in surprise.
Yellow Book: "That is the protective power formed by the blessings and willpower left behind by my sages who have read me. This power makes me indestructible and allows me to use a powerful illusion technique... What in the world are you? How come you have such strong teeth?"
Qin Shou said, "You ask me, but I want to ask you the same thing. I don’t even know what I am. Speaking of which, your record of named items isn’t complete, I couldn’t find any information about myself."
Yellow Book: "The world is so vast, there are all kinds of wonders. How can one book record everything?"
Qin Shou thought about it and then chuckled: "You have a point. Since you’re a cookbook, and I, obviously, am a diner who deserves respect, which restaurant would put people on their menu? I truly am one of a kind, haha..."
Yellow Book: "Shameless!"
Qin Shou raised an eyebrow: "Yellow, look at my bright white teeth. I’ll give you one minute to rephrase that."
The Yellow Book fell silent for a moment, then finally said: "Bunny is mighty, Bunny is unbeatable, Bunny is unique!"
Qin Shou laughed heartily: "As expected of a cultured book, you understand me!"
After listening to Qin Shou’s words, Master Lu and Chang’e were completely dumbfounded. Then Master Lu suddenly shouted, "You damned rabbit, I showed you the treasure of the valley and you almost ate it!"
Qin Shou was not afraid at all and coolly said: "Don’t get excited, I didn’t eat it, did I? Besides, you didn’t say it was your treasure of the valley. I thought you bought it from a street vendor."
"Lucky you didn’t take a bite out of it, or else I would have roasted and eaten you today,"Master Lu lamented as he looked at the ’Overview of Artifact Refinement’.
Qin Shou indifferently said: "Alright, alright, don’t get angry. Being angry is harmful to your health at your age."
Master Lu: "..."
Master Lu huffed: "You’ve been reading for so long, you couldn’t have just been looking at the named items, could you?" 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
Qin Shou said: "Of course not. I’ve read much more. I’ve memorized all the artifact refining techniques inside, and the experiences of those old predecessors are quite interesting. Master, have you ever read the ’One Tael Gold’ section from a predecessor in there?"
"I haven’t... While the book is filled with fundamental knowledge, compared to the experiential insights, it’s like comparing a grain of sand to a desert, worlds apart. Its true value lies in these insights, which far exceed the fundamentals. Let’s put it this way, what I have learned in my life probably doesn’t match even one ten-thousandth of what’s in this book!" Master Lu said with a hint of helplessness as he spoke.
He had once read it intensively for 108 days, fully digesting many of the basics of artifact refining, and it was with that solid foundation that he achieved his current accomplishment.
Therefore, Master Lu placed an extreme importance on the basics... Likewise, he also regretted not having read more, feeling a sense of loss.
Seeing this, Qin Shou said with a smile: "Master, if you let me come home to visit often, I’ll make this book available to you anytime you want to read it. How’s that?"
Master Lu was taken aback and asked: "Is that really possible?"
Qin Shou smiled: "Of course. This book is quite spirited. If it doesn’t listen, I’ll eat it!"
"You wouldn’t dare!" Master Lu glared angrily.
Qin Shou said: "Then I’ll use it as toilet paper."
Master Lu laughed: "If your method is effective, why would I need you? I could just use it as toilet paper myself, couldn’t I?"
A new line appeared in the Yellow Book: What a bunch of crap!
Master Lu, Qin Shou, and Chang’e all burst into laughter.
Of course, Master Lu wouldn’t do such a tasteless thing. It was embarrassing enough to have such a shameful disciple, doing it himself would be too disgraceful to spread around.
So, the two happily reached an agreement, and the Rabbit was finally freed.
Speaking of which, Master Lu suddenly asked: "Rabbit, you mentioned something about ’One Tael Gold’ earlier. Is there anything you don’t understand?"
Qin Shou slapped his forehead, almost having forgotten about it, and asked: "Master, there’s a section of artifact refining techniques left by the master called ’One Tael Gold’ in the insights. It’s called the ’Stone-to-Gold Technique.’ Do you think it’s reliable?"
No sooner had he asked than Master Lu, who was drinking away his sorrows, suddenly froze...
"Master, what’s up? Did the drink make you silly?" Qin Shou asked, while feeling a bit uneasy inside. When Wu Gang used to get crazy drunk, he would start by being motionless.







