Prosecutor vs. Minister: A Battle of Wits-Chapter 85 - 83: Jiang Zirui’s Ghostly Wails and Wolfish Howls

After dealing with the matters of the prosecutor’s office, Jiang Tong took her little backpack and went home.

As soon as she walked in, she saw Jiang Zirui lying across the sofa like a boss, even with his legs crossed.

He had also dug out the pack of sunflower seeds she loved most, munching on them with relish, while casually tossing the shells onto the floor.

On the screen of the LCD TV, the latest horror movie was playing.

Jiang Tong’s eyebrows twitched intensely, and she called his name through gritted teeth, "Jiang, Zi, Rui."

This darn troublemaker has been jinxing her since the day he was born!

"Hey, sis, you’re back."

Upon hearing her voice, Jiang Zirui flashed a goofy smile and quickly stood up.

In his hand was the large sunflower fan that Xia Qiao had somehow gotten.

His hair was a mess, resembling an exploded hairstyle, just like an old man selling vegetables on the street.

Jiang Tong twitched her lips in speechless disdain, looking at him with an expression of disgust, "I don’t care, you clean up immediately, or else you’re out."

Hearing this, Jiang Zirui jumped off the sofa and started looking for tools to clean up.

After fiddling around for half an hour, he finally tidied up the apartment.

"Sis, how is it? Do you approve of what you see?"

Jiang Zirui held the large sunflower fan in his hand, fawning over Jiang Tong while fanning her.

Jiang Tong snorted coldly, raising her eyebrow slightly, "Your alcohol should be out of your system now, right?"

"Yes, it’s definitely out."

"Then go home."

Upon hearing her intention to kick him out, Jiang Zirui shivered all over.

"Sis! Why would you kick me out? I’ve already moved my luggage over here, how can you kick me out!" He blurted out in a panic.

Jiang Tong gave him a sidelong glance, "Why, can’t bear to leave?"

That brief question deeply pierced Jiang Zirui’s heart.

He pretended to wipe a tear and went straight to hug Jiang Tong’s leg, beginning to wail like a banshee.

"Sis! How can you bear it! I’m clearly so handsome and charming, dashing, mighty and majestic, with a face like a jade crown, comparable to Pan An, as talented as Zi Jian, graceful and poised... why would you kick me out! I’m not leaving!"

In his excitement, he didn’t forget to spit out a string of idioms to praise himself.

Jiang Tong nearly choked on her own saliva due to his narcissism.

"Jiang Zirui, speak properly!" She rubbed her temples in exasperation, unsure of how to respond to him.

Jiang Zirui shook his head, smearing snot all over Jiang Tong’s pants.

"Sis! You can’t do this! How can you abandon your family and brother! I’m not leaving, unless you die!"

Unless she dies?

Jiang Tong was instantly infuriated, "Repeat what you just said, unless I die?"

"Oh, sorry sis, I misspoke, I meant unless I die." Jiang Zirui scratched his head, continuing to smile sheepishly.

Jiang Tong rubbed her forehead in speechless disbelief, her mind a turmoil of struggle.

"Sis~ I’m so adorable~ please let me stay~"

"Sis~ I promise not to bring girls back at night to annoy you~"

"Sis, I promise I’ll stay single longer than you, is that enough?"