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Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot-Chapter 1005 - 595: Welcoming the Bride: Jiang Family vs. Huo Family, Truly Ruthless (Part 3)
At this moment, the warm sun had already fallen into the room, the golden edges of her Xiuhe outfit reflecting a scattered shimmer.
Even though there were people all around, she could still feel Huo Qinqi’s gaze, the most fervent, falling on her.
As their eyes met, she gave him a slight smile...
Huo Qinqi suddenly thought of the red figure riding under the plum tree, and his heart felt as if it was fiercely stung.
His breathing instantly deepened.
As he subconsciously prepared to step forward, a hand reached out to block his way—
Jiang Jinsang’s.
"What’s the rush? If you want to take Auntie out, you need to pass our tests first."
Qi Zeyan took a deep breath:
He knew it, there was no way Jiang Jinsang would be so generous and not do anything.
"What do you want to do?" Huo Qinqi raised an eyebrow at him.
The Jiang Family brothers are quite impressive; this was heard of long ago, so when the Huo Family came to fetch the bride, they were fully prepared. Anyway, if it’s a tussle, they wouldn’t be afraid.
Jiang Jinsang looked at the group of people behind Huo Qinqi and just smiled, "Everyone calm down, today’s a big day, it’s not good to get physical."
He’s not stupid, there’s no need to clash head-on with these trained individuals.
"Then what do you want to do?" Huo Qinqi glanced at Shen Shuci, only wanting to take her away.
"Just three tasks, all simple. First, sing a song for the bride."
Everyone: "..."
You let Huo Qinqi risk everything, and he wouldn’t blink an eye, but sing?
What’s this ridiculous thing?
"How about it? It’s not too hard, just move your lips." Jiang Jinsang lowered his head and continued sipping his goji berry water.
The brothers had already discussed; they only needed to target his weaknesses.
The Huo Family was ready for a fight, but singing...?
"Can it be any song?" Huo Qinqi asked directly.
"It’s up to you, as long as it’s not the national anthem."
"Captain, let’s do it..."
...
The two elder members of the Shen Family and the Tang Family were outside, unaware of what was happening inside, and then they heard a male choir version of "Back from Target Practice."
Everyone had a bewildered look?
What’s going on?
The people inside were laughing uncontrollably; indeed, sibling rivalry is quite entertaining.
After singing, Jiang Jinsang directly said, "Next, say ten cheesy romantic lines to the bride."
"What are cheesy romantic lines?" Huo Qinqi didn’t understand.
"Brother, it’s like this..." Huo Ran quickly jumped in, "For example, I ask you, what just happened? Was there an earthquake?"
Huo Qinqi looked seriously at him, "And then?"
"You should say there wasn’t an earthquake."
"Hmm, no earthquake." Huo Qinqi followed suit, genuinely wanting to know what cheesy romantic lines are.
"But when I saw you, my heart did shake." Huo Ran looked seriously at him, seemingly asking if he understood.
Huo Qinqi scrutinized him, the expression clearly saying:
Not only is his brain not working, but his heart has problems too.
"Another example is asking the sister-in-law what kind of uniform she likes." Huo Ran seemed quite knowledgeable about this.
"And then?" Huo Qinqi frowned.
"I like being subdued by you."
...
The whole room was in an uproar of laughter, except Huo Qinqi whose expression was becoming more serious.
Are young people playing like this nowadays? Isn’t it embarrassing?
So these are cheesy romantic lines?
He looked at the Jiang Family brothers, wanting to devour them alive; when it comes to shrewdness, they’re indeed impressive. Jiang Jinsang and the gang evidently calculated that these cheesy lines couldn’t be substituted by the groomsmen.
Huo Qinqi wouldn’t allow another man to confess to his wife.
And he himself isn’t eloquent; he and Shen Shuci haven’t said overly sweet things to each other. Suddenly asking him to say cheesy lines is indeed tough.
This way of making things difficult isn’t excessive; after all, it’s a wedding, and confessing to the bride is quite normal.
With the cheers around, Huo Qinqi finally had no choice, but under Huo Ran’s guidance and everyone’s ideas from search engines, he managed to say some cheesy romantic lines to Shen Shuci...
Don’t even mention Shen Shuci having difficulty, even those around found it awkward.
Not fitting his image at all.
The main issue is his slight stiffness, and Shen Shuci also encountered such a situation for the first time, making two ineloquent people say these was truly terrifying.
Qi Zeyan stood by the side laughing uncontrollably, even moved next to Jiang Chengsi, nudging him, "You guys really know how to play."
"There’s something even more entertaining next." Jiang Chengsi smiled at him.
"What else is there?" Qi Zeyan at this moment still felt that being a groomsman today was just like being an extra in a play, yet his nightmare was behind.
Everyone thought the Jiang Family brothers were good at this, so after this part ended, under the attention of all, the Jiang Family brothers didn’t let anyone down.
Jiang Chengsi directly said, "Finally, perform a girl group dance."
Qi Zeyan was dumbfounded...
What the heck are you saying?
Girl group dance?
Are the Jiang Family a bunch of lunatics? A group of big men dancing to this, and with the people Huo Qinqi brought along skilled in fighting, you ask him to dance?
Are we joking?
The people in the room started cheering again, but this suggestion was another knowledge blind spot for Huo Qinqi. He looked at Qi Zeyan, "What is a girl group dance?"
"It’s... " Qi Zeyan frowned, not knowing how to explain to him.
In the end, someone searched for a video and showed it to Huo Qinqi, only then did he realize, glaring at Jiang Jinsang’s group with a fierce look...
Too vicious!
Jiang Jinsang just smiled, "Just for fun, if you can’t, you can learn it now, there’s still plenty of time before the auspicious hour; you can discuss who will do it."
They didn’t specifically ask Huo Qinqi to perform; after all, if pushed, this guy might just carry the bride and run...
So this segment was a bit flexible, it could be completed by the groomsmen.
"Captain, my limbs are uncoordinated, I’m okay with fighting, but dancing really isn’t my thing."
"Brother, I can’t either, I’ve had a waist injury, can’t move it."
"My hip bone’s not good, I’m old, can’t twist."
...
Everyone’s gaze suddenly, instinctively turned to Qi Zeyan.
Which left him dumbfounded:
What’s going on? He doesn’t know this either, why are they looking at him? Qi Zeyan was surrounded by a group of large guys, suddenly feeling small, pitiful, and helpless.







