Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 263 - 261: Mr. Monkey

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Chapter 263: Chapter 261: Mr. Monkey

All the viewers entering the livestream room were surprised by the Immortal showing his face.

Those who had watched the stream from the very beginning were already used to the Immortal wearing a mask.

Although they were curious about what the Immortal looked like under the mask.

But when the Immortal truly showed his face, they felt somewhat unaccustomed to it.

"With our Immortal’s appearance and demeanor, even if he set up a stall for fortune telling, he’d earn more than other old men and women."

"This must be what an Immortal descending to the mortal realm looks like."

"Immortal, do you need a grandson?"

"Count me in, my grandfather passed away early, I lack grandfatherly love."

"Wait, there’s fatherly love and motherly love, but where did grandfatherly love come from?"

"Guys, I have a friend who discovered his wife flirting with others on WeChat and sending some revealing photos. My friend told his mother-in-law, but she said to let it go and didn’t want a divorce. The wife also said nothing inappropriate happened, but he still feels uncomfortable. What should he do?"

"The ’I have a friend’ series?"

"Wait, how did this suddenly switch from third person to first person?"

"Dude, wake up, you haven’t even had a girlfriend, how could you have a wife and mother-in-law?"

"Whoa! Did this turn from a relationship story into a horror mystery story?"

"If it were me, I’d just change my sleeping position and see what my wife does next in the dream."

"Just worried that even if you continue sleeping, you won’t dream about the previous wife."

Seeing the goofy comments from the viewers, Lu Heng smiled and said, "Tonight, we are still doing live fortune telling."

"The usual rule, we’ll randomly select two lucky viewers from those who send gifts..."

As soon as he finished speaking, viewers instinctively started sending gifts.

Even though only two people can be selected each night, with chances lower than winning the lottery, everyone remains excited.

After all, if you’re selected, there’s a lot to gain.

Career, love, friends, unresolved cases, anything you want to know, there’s almost nothing the Immortal can’t predict.

And even if you’re not selected, you get to watch two grand performances.

This is the program viewers look forward to the most.

Every selected lucky viewer brings endless laughter to everyone.

Quickly, the five minutes for sending gifts passed.

"Alright, time’s up!"

"No need to send any more gifts."

Lu Heng called out to stop and then pressed the draw button for the stream.

In an instant, tonight’s two lucky viewers had been selected.

"Let’s congratulate ’Mr. Monkey’ and ’Bitter Tea Red Tea’ for becoming tonight’s lucky viewers!"

Lu Heng glanced at the two selected and read out their names.

"Sigh! Another night of not being selected!"

"If I get selected by the Immortal, I’ll immediately go downstairs and buy a lottery ticket."

"Haha! Even if you get selected, it doesn’t mean you’ll win the lottery!"

"I don’t care! I don’t care! Lottery winners are just ordinary people, no insiders at all!"

"Bro, you forgot to add a dog face emoji!"

"So here’s the question, if you win 30 million and your girlfriend suddenly falls ill and needs 29.98 million, what would you do?"

"Then she’s doomed! Lottery winnings are considered incidental income, and according to the rules, it’s taxed at twenty percent!"

"No matter the amount, I must save my right hand! Without her, I can’t survive!"

"Bro, you’re truly loyal and righteous!"

"I’d choose to save my girlfriend, even if it means spending more, because money is just a number, but she’s the one who’s supposed to be with me for life..."

"Got it, your girlfriend’s sitting right next to you, isn’t she?"

"Choose, choose, choose your sister! If I choose, can you give me the money?"

Amidst the viewers’ typical banter, Lu Heng found "Mr. Monkey."

He sent him a mic invitation and smiled, "Now let’s welcome tonight’s first lucky viewer—’Mr. Monkey’!"

Soon, "Mr. Monkey" accepted the mic invitation.

Unexpectedly, it wasn’t a single person appearing in the stream, but a man and a woman.

The man, in his early thirties, had a cigarette in his mouth, looked quite handsome but somewhat gloomy.

And the woman next to him, younger, had messy long hair and red eyes, evidently just cried.

This scene amused the viewers.

"I calculated, this pair must be a couple!"

"How do you know? Why couldn’t they be siblings?"

"Exactly, I don’t see any resemblance between them as a couple."

"Idiot! Look at the wedding photo hanging behind their bed."

"Wow! Didn’t notice that earlier."

"Judging by the looks of these two, they probably just had a fight, right?"

"Indeed! My wife and I looked just like them after a fight, but it got better later."

"Why did it get better? Curiousing"

"We divorced, stopped fighting, and naturally got better, right?"

Lu Heng observed the couple for a while and then smiled, "Good evening, dear friends!"

"How should I address you both?"

Upon hearing his question, the man forced a smile and replied, "Greetings, Immortal!"

"I go by He, same surname as that Little Hou fellow who got scammed online."

"To distinguish us, you can call me ’Big Hou.’

After speaking, Big Hou glanced at his wife and motioned for her to speak.

The woman glared at him fiercely, then said, "Immortal, you can call me ’Ruirui.’"

"Alright! Big Hou and Ruirui, correct?"

"What would you like me to help predict tonight?"

Lu Heng continued to ask.

"Immortal, our issue is a bit hard to speak about..."

Big Hou licked his lips, looking slightly embarrassed.

Ruirui, on the other hand, snorted, "What’s hard to speak about?"

"Or should I say it?"

"Never mind, I’ll say it!"

Big Hou shook his head repeatedly at those words.

After pondering for a moment and collecting his thoughts, he began to speak slowly, "Immortal, here’s the thing..."

"Three months ago, my wife gave birth to a big chubby son, and both our families were thrilled."

"But my dad always felt the child doesn’t look like me."

"I didn’t think much of it at the time, as I know my wife very well, there’s no way she would cheat on me."

"Besides, kids sometimes look like their father, sometimes like their mother, isn’t that normal?"

"But my dad doesn’t see it that way!"

"A week ago, without telling me or my wife, he took my son for a DNA test."

"The results showed no blood relation between my dad and my son..."