Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 221 - 219: Straight to the Stomach

After staying in Wulin for two more days, Lu Heng bid farewell to his second senior brother, Yang Qingshu, and set off on his journey west.

A few days later, he arrived at a small city on the border of Chudong Province.

He figured it’s been a while since he last livestreamed.

After casually finding an abandoned house, he started his livestream after many days.

Same old, same old.

When fans and followers in the livestream room received notifications from the platform, they rushed into the livestream room as fast as they could.

Seeing the familiar Taoist priest, the viewers felt an urge to cry.

"Master, why haven’t you livestreamed lately?"

"Exactly! It’s been over a week. I thought you wouldn’t livestream anymore!"

"Without the master’s livestream, every day feels like a year!"

"Without your livestream, my food and drinks don’t taste good, and yet I’ve gained twelve pounds."

"Holy crap! You’ve gained twelve pounds without an appetite. If you had one, wouldn’t you gain fifty pounds?"

"Bro, mind sharing what you eat every day? With this rate of gaining weight, if you were raising pigs, they’d take off!"

"Brothers and sisters, have you watched Outdoor Big Yang on Kuaiyin platform? He went on an adventure with three other outdoor streamers and ended up seeing ghosts!"

"Stop talking nonsense! They encountered DM thieves, that’s all!"

"Hilarious! Those DM thieves pretended to be ghosts to scare people away, making Commander Yang and the others run away in panic."

"Please refrain from discussing other streamers in the master’s livestream room, thank you!"

"Guys, I have something to ask. Yesterday, when I got home, I found a strange cigarette butt inside. Neither my wife nor I smoke. I asked her, and she said gas company inspectors came to check the gas lines this morning... Do you think my wife’s story is credible?"

"Bro, have you been watching the master’s livestreams a bit too much? Your thoughts are getting kind of dirty."

"Don’t overthink! Gas company people often come to check my stove too; I’m always the one opening the door."

"Indeed, it’s common for workers from water, gas, and electric companies to come for inspections, just get used to it."

"Exactly! Gas company workers always smoke while they work!"

"Hmm... Why does something about this feel off?"

Watching the discussions among the viewers, Lu Heng smiled knowingly.

He did kind of miss these silly viewers after not seeing them for days!

"Dear friends, I must apologize."

"I’ve been traveling recently and couldn’t livestream regularly. I hope you all can understand!"

Lu Heng said with a smile.

Hearing this, the viewers had quite the reaction.

"The master is traveling around the country now?"

"Now that you mention it, the background does look different."

"Actually, it was different during the last livestream too, we just didn’t notice."

"Master, are you planning to roam the world with your sword to vanquish demons and squelch evil?"

"The first one to be vanquished is you, you pervert!"

"Master, come visit me, and I’ll treat you to a feast!"

"Hehe! You’re not interested in the food, are you?"

"If I could meet the master in person, I’d get on my knees and call you daddy!"

"Wandering half my life, only regret not meeting the master. If you don’t mind, I’m willing to take you as a godfather..."

Lu Heng glanced at the comments and continued with a smile, "Tonight, we’ll continue with fortune-telling on the livestream."

"Same rules: I’ll pick two lucky viewers." 𝘧𝓇𝑒𝑒𝑤ℯ𝑏𝓃𝘰𝑣ℯ𝘭.𝘤ℴ𝘮

"The time to send gifts starts now and will last for five minutes..."

As soon as he said this, viewers habitually started sending gifts.

Five minutes quickly passed.

"Alright, time’s up."

Lu Heng called out to stop and clicked the draw function in the livestream room.

In the blink of an eye, tonight’s two lucky viewers were chosen.

"Let us congratulate ’Step-Into-Stomach’ and ’Let-Me-Make-You-Some-Noodles’ for being tonight’s lucky viewers!"

Lu Heng announced the lucky viewers for the night.

"Clap, clap, clap!"

The viewers applauded enthusiastically in welcome.

"Now, let’s invite the first lucky viewer—’Step-Into-Stomach’!"

After finding this lucky viewer, Lu Heng sent a mic-link invitation to them.

"Oh my, this fellow seems quite confident!"

"No matter how confident, he’s the first ’victim’ tonight!"

"Is picking a username this outrageous these days?"

"It’s not the name that’s outrageous, it’s your thoughts that are outrageous."

"The master speaks truly! The wind stirs the heart, and the clouds awaken dust. If you understand today’s matter, you lose sight of your true self!"

"Guys, I found a way to ride the bus for free! First, find a girl at the bus stop and ask to exchange change for the fare. Then take out a hundred-dollar bill; she definitely won’t have change. Then, say you’ll pay her back via WeChat. Upon looking at your face, she’ll say you don’t need to pay back..."

"Great idea! My bus fare for next month is finally sorted!"

"Nah, bro, this method won’t work! I’ve added over ten girls already, and now they’re harassing me non-stop!"

"You can fool your bros, but please don’t fool yourself!"

"Exactly, if your bros get tricked, they can laugh it off. But after typing that out, make sure to wipe your eyes so your tears don’t fall on your phone..."

While the viewers were accusing each other of being right or wrong, this ’Step-Into-Stomach’ finally accepted the mic-link invitation and appeared in the livestream room.

This much-anticipated young man, who seemed about 22 or 23 years old, had fair skin, was somewhat chubby, and had decent features.

"Sorry, master, I was at home, and my computer had some issues that took a while to fix."

’Step-Into-Stomach’ first sincerely apologized, then said, "Hello, everyone!"

"I am an intern doctor in the digestive department, specializing in gastroscopy and colonoscopy."

"If anyone comes to me for a gastroscopy, I guarantee it’ll be a ’Step-Into-Stomach,’ and the colonoscopy is even ’gut’ open!"

"Now that I’ve done my ad, let’s get to the main topic!"

"Everyone says that in our livestream room, male viewers are all Xiaoshuai level."

"With my looks, I should exceed the Xiaoshuai level, but I’m not sure which brother lowered the handsome standard."

"If there are any tall women with long legs who like to wear stockings and fit the ’rich and beautiful’ type, who fancy me, feel free to send me a private message."

"I’ll give you a chasing chance, limited time only!"

The chubby youngster started with a joke, causing waves of laughter among the viewers.

Then he spoke earnestly, "Just joking earlier, please don’t mind."

"But I am truly single, so if there are any single female viewers, do get in touch with me."

"I don’t smoke or drink, and I can cook, making me an ideal husband, so don’t let me slip away..."