One Piece: Unreal Adventure-Chapter 66: And you never bleed?

Usopp and Coby looked at the scene, and sighed. After the training, they were a bit eager to test out their skills. Coby held his spear tightly, while Usopp checked his dubble wooden revolver, and the slingshot that was on his side.

"You heard it guys... Deal with the canon fodders. But don't fight Gin, you guys aren't strong enough, yet. Well, maybe both of you can try at once, that might be interesting." Luffy mumbled to himself.

Coby nodded.

The roes of pirates came into the restaurant all hungry for a war.

Coby tightened his grip on his spear, "I am not a pirate, nor am I marine. But I will stop, them from destroying this place."

"Y-Yes, The great Sniper Usopp will cover your back." The long-nosed pirate said, while his legs shook. He quickly scrambled towards the fallen table setting up position.

"Krieg!" Luffy yelled, grinning. "It's time to put you in your place... my two against your one hundred. Fight me like a man if you have the balls... but with your buffed-up body, I'm sure the overuse of steroids has made them useless. Well, at least no one would be carrying around your ugly mug in the future... some genetics are better left unpassed."

Was HGH or Tren even available in the One Piece world? Who knows? But the words did piss the pirate off.

"I'll kill you, brat!" Luffy and Krieg started fighting on the wrecked ship, more like playing the fool for what's he worth. Luffy wanted Gin to join, and that needed some motivation. So like the expert, he was he started jumping around like a monkey and Krieg tried to hit him. "Stay still you damn monkey!"

"That is my family name!" Luffy said back. "Shishishi."

The rest of the pirates jumped out of the boat, running, when they were stopped by a boy with pink hair. The boy moved quickly, repeating what he had learned, quickly fighting off a few pirates, slashing their hands so they couldn't fight back. Lesson one, always try to disarm your opponents.

Yeah, and that happens to be literal in some cases. As Coby would winch when he accidentally cut of a limb while disarming them. Blood and screams were happening as they jumped Coby.

Getting stabbed or shot before they could wound the pink-haired boy. He was at the edge of the platform when a pirate finally tried to fight back.

"You little brat," a large pirate bubble Coby's size swang his dual blades at Coby, who parried it with his own. The pirate was big with dirty hair and a sadistic grin on his face. "You messed with the wrong crew, brat. Now, Die!"

"Nah, I will pass" Coby responded, "But seriously, have you seen your face. I am sure you are too ugly to be given a bounty. But then again, they made an exception for Krieg, so they might as well for you." like a good crewmate he was following Luffy's example.

"Why! You little shit!" The man was enraged and Coby took the chance to push the dual blades off, and slide away in between the man's leg, accidentally Coby's spear cutting the man's pants.

When the Coby was a bit far, the giant man wanted to give chase, but he got entangled in his pants and fell on his face, his naked ass visible to the men on board.

There was silence for a second, before all of them burst out laughing. Even his own crewmates were laughing at him.

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The pink haired felt a bit guilty, "I-I actually didn't intend too..." But Coby was cut off.

"Just like how I taught you, Coby!" Usopp said, from the top of Bartie, shooting with his wooden gun and suddenly a white powder-like substance smashed into the large man's face, before he could stand up, and fix his pants. The men fell, sleeping.

[A/N: Pure Colambian Cocine, lol]

It seemed Usopp wasn't just physical training. He also made some custom bullets for his wooden revolver.

Coby wanted to protest, but that brought the enemy pirates into sense, and they attacked again.

Coby clicked his tongue, when three pirates surrounded him. But he steadied himself, looking sharply, he held his spear on his side. He hoped and prayed that this worked, if not then he was going be in a whole lot of pain.

"Blade's Fury!" Coby shouted his first named attack and quickly swung his blade in rapid succession, while avoiding his enemy's blades. When he was done, only two wounds were visible on Coby, while multiple wounds bled out of the three pirates, knocking them out. Possibly killing them if the bleeding wasn't stopped.

Coby was happy with his accomplishment when he noticed that one of the enemies were behind him. And was swinging a massive club towards him, it was just like Alvida's club. Cuby closed his eyes, while tensing his body, but no pain came.

Only sounds of coughing came making him open his eyes. Then he saw the club user coughing what seemed like... what seemed like fire. Another projectile hit the man's head, knocking him out.

"The great Sniper Usopp to the rescue!" The sniper shouted, intending them to know it was him who knocked him out.

Coby smiled before shaking his head. He had a long way to go. Fighting against a far-superior opponent is a fast-track to getting stronger than the average mook. Who knew?

Meanwhile, a new pirate had found his way towards Coby. This man, with droopy black hair and a smug-like expression, was covered in pearl and steel armor, complete with a matching hat. This was Pearl, the Invincible Wall.

"Do you know who I am?" he asked as Coby challenged him. "I am the Invincible Wall, Pearl of the Krieg Pirates! I have fought in 61 battles and never lost even an ounce of my blood! You can never beat me!"

"Wait!" Coby shouted, the opponent looked strong, he needed to distract him. "You said, you were strong."

The large man nodded, with crossed arms.

"And you never bleed?"

He nodded again.

"So you are a coward?"

The man nodded again, but the looked at Coby with anger. That was when Usopp shot the man's eyes, with what appeared to be tomato sauce. Hot tomato sauce in fact... with extra spice.