One Piece: Dungeon Shop. Scamming Garp, Reward: Eight-Tails Jinchuriki-Chapter 318: A Humiliating Shame! The Strongest Creature Turns into a Salted Fish, Captured by a Ten-Year-Old Loli with One Ball!

Chapter 318: Chapter 318: A Humiliating Shame! The Strongest Creature Turns into a Salted Fish, Captured by a Ten-Year-Old Loli with One Ball!

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Chapter 318: A Humiliating Shame! The Strongest Creature Turns into a Salted Fish, Captured by a Ten-Year-Old Loli with One Ball!

"..."

Silence. Suffocating silence. Full five seconds passed.

Pfft—!!!

Garp, who was drinking tea, turned the mouthful of tea into a high-pressure water gun, spraying Sengoku opposite him right in the face.

"Cough, cough, cough!! What is that?! Bwahahahaha! That’s Kaido?! Did this old man see wrong?! That is Kaido of the Beasts?! The Strongest Creature turned into a salted fish?!"

Garp laughed until he hammered the table, tears shooting out. He slid off the chair and rolled frantically on the floor. "I can’t! Quick! Call an ambulance! This old man is going to die of laughter here!"

Sengoku wiped the tea and saliva off his face. But he couldn’t care about getting angry right now. Those wise eyes hidden behind the glasses were also filled with sluggishness and shock.

"This... Is this a Transformation Jutsu? Or a Genjutsu? No... not right. That look..." Sengoku pointed at the red carp’s eyes on the screen. Although they were dead-fish eyes. Although they looked very dull. But looking closely, deep in that look, there was indeed a... Familiar, arrogant, insufferably supercilious... Confusion.

...

Inside the dungeon. In the river outside Pallet Town.

Kaido’s feeling right now was very bad. It could even be said to be terrible!

"What’s going on? Where is this? Didn’t I enter the dungeon?"

Kaido tried to open his eyes. But his vision seemed extraordinarily strange. As if covered by a layer of swaying water film. Everything around him was magnified countless times. The water weeds that should have been under his feet now became as tall as towering trees. The feeling of water flowing over his body made him feel slippery all over.

"..."

Kaido froze. Completely froze. He swayed his body in disbelief, feeling that... swinging sensation belonging to a fish coming from his spine. A chill rushed straight to the top of his skull. He swung his tail fiercely, rushing towards the water surface with all his might.

Splash!

The red figure broke through the water surface, drawing a... not very graceful arc in the sunlight. And in this short instant, Kaido saw his own reflection through the mirror-like calm water surface.

At that moment, this "Strongest Creature" who had roamed the sea for decades, who didn’t die even jumping from ten thousand meters high... His mentality collapsed.

"What the hell is this thing?!"

Red scales. Dull big eyes. Two whiskers like noodles. And that stupid-looking golden crown dorsal fin. This is me?! This is Kaido of the Beasts?!

"No!!! This is definitely a nightmare!!"

Kaido twisted his body frantically in the air. Then smashed heavily onto the water surface. Splashing a negligible little flower of water.

...

"Bwahahahaha! I can’t! I really can’t! Is that Splash? Is that the legendary ’Salted Fish’ making a comeback?"

Outside the tavern, the pirates who saw this scene through the window were already laughing and falling all over the ground. Even the usually unsmiling "King the Conflagration," his mask was trembling at this moment. The whole person was like petrified, standing stiffly in place.

...

Inside the dungeon. After experiencing the initial collapse, rage, and denial of reality, Kaido finally forced himself to calm down. Worthy of a Four Emperor. His psychological quality was indeed hard.

"Calm down! Kaido! This must be some kind of test! Since the Shopkeeper said it was tailor-made, there must be a deep meaning!"

The last trace of hope ignited in Kaido’s heart. Maybe this fish looks stupid. But is it actually some kind of ancient divine beast cub? Like the Kun-Peng? Enters water as Kun, exits water as Peng? As long as it develops, it can swallow heaven and earth?

Just then. A passing Pidgey seemed to be attracted by the movement on the water surface. It stopped by the shore, tilting its head. Looking at the crazy Magikarp in the water with eyes looking at a fool.

That look completely detonated Kaido’s powder keg. Even a bird dares to mock me?!

"Die!!"

Kaido mobilized all the strength in his body. That was his combat instinct as a Four Emperor. Even without hands and feet. Even without Haki. I will smash you to death with my body!

"Skill! Activate! Kill for me!!"

Kaido roared in his heart. His body tensed fiercely. The next second.

[Magikarp used Splash!]

Splash!

Kaido’s body leapt out of the water uncontrollably. Jumped high. Jumped a full two meters high! Then drew a parabola in the air.

Splat!

Smashed heavily onto the grass by the shore. Right in front of that Pidgey.

Kaido struggled desperately on the grass. His tail slapped the ground frantically.

Flap! Flap! Flap!

Once... Twice... Three times...

Except for rubbing off a few of his own scales and getting covered in mud, there was no attack effect. Even that Pidgey wasn’t scared away. Instead, it hopped over insatiably and pecked hard on Kaido’s forehead with its sharp beak.

Peck!

Pain! It really f*cking hurt!

"Karp..." Kaido lay on the grass. Looking at the blindingly blue sky above. Two lines of clear tears slid down the corners of his dead-fish eyes. My lifetime of fame... Today, is completely accounted for here.

Just when Kaido was disheartened and ready to lie flat and rot, a rustling sound of footsteps came from the grass not far away.

"Is it here? A strongman of this world! Quick! Give me a quick death!"

Hope reignited in Kaido’s eyes. Even if I die, I want to die at the hands of a strongman! The footsteps got closer and closer. A petite figure poked her head out of the grass. It was a little girl who looked only about ten years old. With soft short blue hair, her big eyes were full of timidity and unease. She hugged a red and white ball tightly in her arms. Exuding an aura of "I am very weak, don’t bully me" all over.

The little girl was named Little Li, a novice Trainer who had just received her Starter Pokémon from Professor Oak today. But she was naturally timid. Seeing those aggressive Beedrills and Raticates, she was too scared to move. She just wanted to find a... Pokémon that looked the weakest and least aggressive to complete her first capture.

Then, she saw Kaido lying on the ground, dying.

"Eek!" Little Li was startled and instinctively took half a step back. But she soon discovered that this red fish... didn’t seem scary. It was just flopping weakly on the ground. In its eyes... were there tears? It looks so pitiful. And... So weak.

Little Li’s eyes lit up instantly. This is the one! She summoned the greatest courage of her life and walked out of the grass.

Kaido saw this human cub, and the last shred of dignity in his heart completely collapsed. This is the f*cking strongman of this world? A little brat who trembles even when walking?!

"Get lost!!" Kaido roared in his heart with all his strength. But what came out of his mouth was a weak "Karp" sound. At the same time, his tail slapped the ground, splashing a small puff of dust.

"Wah!" Little Li was scared back another step, her small face pale. She patted her chest, cheering herself on. "It’s okay, Little Li, it’s just saying hello to you. Courage! Go! Poké Ball!"

Little Li closed her eyes, like completing some sacred ritual, and threw the red and white ball in her hand with force. The Poké Ball drew a crooked parabola in the air.

Bonk.

Accurately... smashed onto Kaido’s forehead.

Hum—!

A red light instantly enveloped Kaido!

"No—!!!" Kaido only had time to let out a desperate cry. The whole "fish" was pulled into that narrow red and white ball by an irresistible suction force.

Thud!

The Poké Ball fell to the ground and shook violently. Once... Twice... Three times...

Ding!

With a crisp sound, the Poké Ball went completely still. Capture successful!

...

Inside the tavern. Time seemed to freeze. Garp stopped rolling. Sengoku forgot to breathe. Everyone’s eyes stared fixedly at the still Poké Ball on the screen.

"Suc... Success?" A pirate muttered to himself. "A Four Emperor... Kaido of the Beasts... Was captured by a ten-year-old little girl... With a ball?"

"Bwahahahahahahahaha!!" Garp’s wild laughter broke the silence again, louder and more manic than any time before! "Caught! Really caught! The Strongest Creature! Hahahaha! Is this the end of the Strongest Creature?! Sengoku! Look quickly! It’s too funny!!"

Sengoku’s face was iron blue, the corner of his mouth twitching frantically. He felt his worldview was completely crushed today.

On the screen. Little Li looked at the motionless Poké Ball and walked forward carefully. She picked up the Poké Ball, a happy smile on her face. "Great! My first Pokémon!"

She happily held up the Poké Ball, as if showing off her trophy. Then, she pulled a red, notebook-like object from her pocket.

[Pokédex: Beep.]

[Magikarp, Fish Pokémon.]

[Power and speed are almost zero. It is considered the weakest and most pitiful Pokémon in the world.]

[It can only jump meaninglessly, so it is easily caught by flying Pokémon like Pidgeotto.]

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