Ning An's Wild Wish System-Chapter 41 - 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing

Chapter 41: Chapter 36: Binary—The Unique Fierce Romance of Sichuan and Chongqing

Wow!

Ning An was also extremely surprised when he heard it.

He could disguise himself as an incense burner to make wishes and know their wishes.

But without exception, these plainclothes officers only knew it was required from above, without the specific details.

If Ning An didn’t want to yield the Daoist Temple, he’d either be suppressed or really become the talk of the internet as rumored.

Ning An pondered for a moment, then suddenly asked:

"May I ask a bold question? The hospital, is it not enough?"

"The power of the state should never be underestimated." Ding Yizhen gave an ambiguous reply.

Ha.

Ning An didn’t mind and continued, "Actually, I can tell you right now, some things the Ancestor can grant."

"Grant what?"

Ning An stared intently at Ding Yizhen and then parted his lips slightly, whispering two words:

"Extend life."

Ding Yizhen shuddered instantly, then couldn’t help but laugh.

Do they really think he’s an uneducated rural woman?

Extending life...

If even hospitals say it can’t be done, how could a little Daoist achieve it?

If he could do it, he’d livestream himself washing his hair while doing a handstand!

Before he could continue rambling, Wang Shaohua had already walked in with his head down.

Seeing the two people in front of him with flushed faces unable to speak, Ning An stood up and said with a smile:

"Director Ding, it’s been a long time since I’ve shown my face on the livestream. I need to go check it out."

They’re all smart people.

He still had a bit of insight.

When Ning An returned to the Wishing Hall, there were already fewer incense burners around.

But the number of people in the livestream didn’t decrease; in fact, it was approaching one hundred thousand.

"Stop barking. Just say whether their wishes were perfectly fulfilled?"

"This is too scary... Who would dare come here for matchmaking in the future? The Ancestor must have torn and yanked the Matchmaker’s red string by force."

"Two wishes, realized in one go, hey, efficient, really efficient!"

"But it’s not right, that guy seemed pretty manly to me, maybe he was forced because the little guy couldn’t step off the stage?"

Seeing this comment, Ning An rolled his eyes.

"Forced? Have you ever seen a forced player respond with a counterattack and then go ’cough cough cough’?"

Many viewers from the Sichuan and Chongqing Region in the livestream burst into laughter.

"Hey, whether he was forced or not, we can’t tell. If it weren’t for the fact that people were present, the Great Dao would have shattered you on the spot."

Ning An coughed twice, teasingly speaking:

"There’s an old Chinese saying, it’s easy to know a person, but hard to know their heart. Maybe that ordinary person next to you is the Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King."

The livestream room burst into laughter.

"Only people from Sichuan and Chongqing understand this kind of iron-blooded romance. You’re still young. This kind of scene, in our place, is nothing."

"I must say, I’m a little moved. Even though the picture is not clear, I see that guy looks so handsome and strong. In our monastery full of monks, he’s worthy of such a grand declaration."

"Brother Sect Leader, stop pretending. The Crooked-Mouthed Dragon King is an old joke, isn’t our Evil God Cult more impressive?"

Seeing the increasingly playful comments on the screen, Ning An couldn’t help but remind:

"Let me remind everyone again, when making wishes, try to be as clear as possible, otherwise the Ancestor is getting old with slightly cataract eyes."

"If you speak unclearly or vaguely, the return wish can easily become what you termed as unread chaos return."

What’s the main attraction of Changchun Temple?

We handle life but don’t handle burial!

For other requests, it’s fine to wish for love, but if there’s a suitable match on-site, don’t blame the system for forcefully arranging things.

Hearing this, countless viewers in front of the screen let out eerie laughs.

Meanwhile, in the woodshed.

Ding Yizhen could hardly resist pinching Wang Shaohua to death, yet still, he pinched his nose to ask:

"You mean, you were also willingly doing it? Didn’t plan this with that person beforehand?"

"Absolutely not! I hadn’t met him before, Director Ding, you can investigate..."

"Forget it, regardless of anything else, I do trust you on this point."

Staring at the competent plainclothes officer in front, head bowed and expression unclear, he thought back to the footage...

Ding Yizhen felt uneasy but still asked with a stern face:

"You can’t mean to tell me the ghost possessed you and made you defecate on the spot, can you?"

Wang Shaohua remained silent for a moment.

However, his teammate became anxious, preparing to explain.

Unexpectedly, Ding Yizhen directly interrupted:

"Shut up, all of you!"

Then, with a sullen expression, he continued questioning Wang Shaohua:

"Even if you were possessed, explain yourself clearly! Others might not know, but don’t you?"

"Elder An, you understand!"

"In the remaining time, there mustn’t be the slightest mistake concerning him!"

Wang Shaohua was silent for a moment, then sighed deeply:

"I... it was probably love at first sight, like being bewildered at the moment..."

Looking at Ding Yizhen’s face darkened, he forcefully hit the wall:

"The scene at the time was like a calico cat in love suddenly presenting its feelings, I really couldn’t hold back..."

"Couldn’t hold back... How could you not hold back? There are so many hotels, can’t contain you there, but you disgrace yourself here?"

Ding Yizhen mocked himself with a cold smile, genuinely questioning Wang Shaohua.

After all.

Such an act, let alone a police officer, even an ordinary person wouldn’t do that, right?

Wang Shaohua painfully took a deep breath, hesitated to speak, and after a long pause hesitantly said:

"At the time, there was an inexplicable voice in my head: ’This is your only one, he’s your destiny, don’t hesitate, hesitate and you lose, go for it...’

Ding Yizhen felt a lump in his throat.

Suddenly, a preposterous idea occurred to him.

"Let me confirm again, does this sort of... artistic behavior, happen often?"

"It’s never happened before!"

Wang Shaohua took a deep breath to steady himself, firmly saying:

"I did know my orientation is a bit unusual, but even in private, I’ve never done anything like this!"

"Could it be, the Daoist Temple is really unclean?"

A squad member’s sentence not only expressed his confusion but also reflected Ding Yizhen’s doubts.

The smoke, which had just dissipated, once again wreathed around in this small woodshed.

Just then, Ding Yizhen’s phone rang.

Looking at the note above, Ding Yizhen’s face turned serious as he respectfully answered:

"Ma Division, yes, it’s me."

"What? Twenty minutes... how is that possible!"

"...Alright...I understand..."

Call ended.

Ding Yizhen picked up his walkie-talkie:

"This is Ding Yizhen! This is Ding Yizhen! Notify all personnel at the checkpoints to withdraw, withdraw completely!"

Meanwhile, he calmly ordered the seven police officers around him:

"Elder An’s special car is less than twenty minutes from Changchun Temple, the situation has changed, Plan A is ineffective, switch to Plan B now."

No matter how disgusted he felt, he patted Wang Shaohua on the shoulder:

"Continue disguising as incense burners with your team, whatever happens, Elder An’s safety is the top priority!"

"Yes!"

As if recalling something, Ding Yizhen sighed once again:

"Shaohua, remember, disguising as incense burners this time, the primary mission is to ensure Elder An’s safety."

"And... don’t ever light incense again."