Naruto: Uchiha's Unserious Saga-Chapter 359: Family Reunion Gone Wrong

In the Pure Land.

"Useless!"

The Sage of Six Paths cursed harshly, frowning slightly.

In his eyes, Uchiha Funan had made the correct choice—and he’d prepared for that possibility.

If Funan hadn’t made that choice, the Sage would’ve actually looked down on him. He had many more countermeasures for someone like that.

But!

The sheer incompetence of Black Zetsu left him speechless.

Thousands of years—and this is what you came up with?

What the hell was Mother thinking when she chose you?

"What should I do now...?"

The Sage murmured to himself.

He had already made up his mind.

He would resurrect his mother—and have her personally kill Uchiha Funan.

This little brat actually awakened the Rinnegan?

Even now, it felt completely unbelievable.

How had he done it?

How did he awaken the Rinnegan so silently?

This was an enormous threat.

The Sage decided: if his mother failed, then he would personally take action and kill Funan.

He absolutely couldn’t allow him to keep growing.

He had originally planned to release his mother, let her get some fresh air, and then seal her again. But now, the priority had shifted—to killing Uchiha Funan.

"What should I do?"

The Sage of Six Paths fell into deep thought.

If there was truly no other way, he would abandon the Infinite Tsukuyomi and revive his mother first.

His original plan had been to activate the Infinite Tsukuyomi first and then resurrect his mother.

After the Infinite Tsukuyomi was cast, the God Tree would automatically extract chakra from the shinobi and feed it back to his mother, making her even more powerful and giving her a better chance against Uchiha Funan.

But now, that condition clearly no longer applied.

The Sage’s gaze gradually grew resolute.

At the same time, he looked toward the direction of the moon.

If it came to that—he’d have to call him down as well.

...

[Boom!]

Madara’s body exploded.

That made the fifth time Funan had killed Uchiha Madara.

Behind him, the two brats had bloodshot eyes, completely out of their minds, knowing only how to attack Funan.

Under their relentless assault, even killing Madara five times hadn’t been easy for Funan.

But—

Black Zetsu clearly couldn’t hold on any longer.

"Damn it, Uchiha Funan! One day, I will kill you!"

With a furious roar, Black Zetsu appeared beside Madara, grabbed him, and with a twist of space, both of them vanished.

Funan furrowed his brow.

Kamui Space?

So they’ve given up on the Infinite Tsukuyomi?

If that’s the case, even if Kaguya does get resurrected, her power will be significantly diminished.

Funan turned his head to look at the two brats—who were still charging at him, eyes blazing red.

"That’s enough!"

Funan’s gaze turned cold. "If you’ve lost all awareness, then—hmm!"

Before he could finish his sentence—

The two of them suddenly calmed down.

Their eyes cleared, and they stared blankly around.

Funan almost wanted to start cursing out loud.

What the hell is this?

Damn that Sage of Six Paths. This isn’t over between us.

If only he could strike back—this loss was too damn bitter. freēnovelkiss.com

"Uh..." Minato said awkwardly, "Hokage-sama, perhaps it’s best to tie them up, just in case something happens again."

Both kids had recovered now. As the Hokage, it wouldn’t look great to keep beating on them.

"...Fine." Funan thought for a moment, then agreed.

"Why are you tying us up?!"

"I still want to fight!"

Even as he was being bound, Naruto was still shouting at the top of his lungs.

He had no idea he’d been under control.

[Smack!]

Minato couldn’t hold back any longer and slapped him hard.

"Dad, why’d you hit me?!"

Naruto looked up miserably.

"Shut up."

Sasuke snapped at him.

He had some vague memories of what happened.

After all, he specialized in dōjutsu. His soul was stronger than Naruto’s.

Besides, with so many people here, not one of them objected to binding the two of them—two of the strongest fighters.

That said everything.

Soon, the two were tied up.

Sasuke wasn’t just bound—seals had been placed on his eyes too.

Naruto as well.

From chakra to limbs, everything was sealed.

Funan vanished in the next moment.

"...Huh?"

Tobirama blinked in surprise. "Where did he run off to again? And the way he disappeared—it looked just like Black Zetsu’s."

Kakashi, who had just arrived, said with a helpless expression, "I think... I know why."

...

Inside Kamui Space.

Black Zetsu glared coldly at Madara, and without hesitation, drove his hand straight through Madara’s chest.

"Ugh!"

Madara’s eyes widened in disbelief, glaring fiercely at Black Zetsu.

Everything that had happened today—he would never forget it for as long as he lived.

A worthless insect had manipulated him like a puppet.

And in the end, even killed him.

It was the ultimate humiliation.

He was the second Sage of Six Paths.

But now—he’d been killed in the most disgraceful way possible.

[Zzzzz!]

Strange energy began flowing into Madara’s body.

It was as if something was about to emerge from within.

"What... what did you do?!"

Madara’s voice cracked with fury.

"Hehehe, didn’t you already guess?" Black Zetsu let out an eerie laugh. "Mother—my mother—is about to emerge. Madara, being able to offer your body to the great Ōtsutsuki Kaguya is the highest honor. You should be thanking me."

Madara’s bloodshot eyes locked tightly onto him.

He was consumed with hatred.

If only he had the chance...

[Buzz!]

The space around them twisted.

Within the unique Kamui dimension, someone stepped through.

Upon seeing who it was, both Black Zetsu and Madara froze.

"Impossible..."

Black Zetsu screamed. "This is the Kamui space! Even someone with time-space ninjutsu absolutely can’t get in! You—you... Uchiha Funan... you, you—!"

Black Zetsu was truly panicking now.

"What about me?"

Since it was an unfamiliar space, Funan didn’t attack immediately upon entering. Instead, he glanced around cautiously.

He was also concerned that Black Zetsu might’ve laid some sort of trap in here.

Only after checking did he finally fix his icy gaze on Black Zetsu and speak coldly: "This time, I’ll make sure you die for real."

Funan had searched for this Kamui space for quite some time.

Unfortunately, although he had access to Kakashi’s Sharingan, and it could connect to Obito’s Kamui, it couldn’t enter proactively. He could only trace the residual spatial fluctuations after the other party entered.

Otherwise—

Funan would’ve been the one to set the traps here.

"No... no... Funan..." Black Zetsu looked utterly terrified, stumbling backward.

"Hmph!"

Funan snorted. A black rod materialized in his hand.

No hesitation.

No delay.

Funan shot forward like lightning, the black rod in his hand hurtling through the air—

And piercing straight through Madara’s body.

Funan was momentarily stunned. Was Black Zetsu still in control?

"Heh..." Madara let out a bitter laugh and muttered, "What have I done?"

Had he known it would come to this... he would never have allowed himself to be revived.

[Buzz!]

A mass of black energy began to envelop Madara.

Waves of strange chakra surged through it.

Watching the scene, Black Zetsu’s face lit up with mad delight—while Funan cursed under his breath.

Ōtsutsuki Kaguya had finally been resurrected.

"...Fine."

Funan shook his head slightly and muttered, "If it can’t be stopped... then I’ll take her head-on—and work hard to make Kaguya bear triplets!"

"Hehe... hahahaha!"

Black Zetsu couldn’t hold it in anymore and burst into laughter.

After thousands of years of hard work, it was finally time to reap the rewards.

Funan glanced at him out of the corner of his eye.

Black Zetsu instantly shut his mouth, not daring to make a sound.

Mother was about to return.

If he were killed by Uchiha Funan now, it would be a devastating loss.

The little prince of the shinobi world had suffered for thousands of years—he deserved at least a day of joy.

With this mindset, Black Zetsu slowly detached himself from Obito and slipped underground.

...He couldn’t give Funan a chance to kill him.

Funan’s mouth twitched.

[Crack, crack, crack...]

A series of sharp, brittle sounds echoed through the space.

The black sphere encasing Madara was covered in a dense web of cracks.

At last—it shattered.

From within, a figure stepped out.

It was a woman dressed in flowing robes.

Twin horns protruded from her head. She possessed both the Byakugan and the Rinnegan—two of the most powerful dōjutsu.

Her long hair was pure silver-white, like strands of polished metal.

This was Kaguya.

Ōtsutsuki Kaguya!

Upon seeing her, even Funan couldn’t help but draw a sharp breath.

The woman before him was arguably the most powerful in all of history.

And she was also the origin of all shinobi.

Of course, she was also the most pitiful woman—sealed away by her own sons.

Even now that she’d been resurrected, it was highly likely she had only returned because her sons were once again scheming something.

Funan, having been backstabbed multiple times, could clearly see it.

"Well now, hello there!"

Funan greeted her with a grin.

Kaguya floated in midair, her long hair drifting gently behind her like waves of silk.

Her expression was serene—like a goddess looking down upon the world.

She fixed her gaze on Funan, her delicate brows knitting ever so slightly.

"Unstable existence... be gone."

As her words fell, two bones sprouted from her palms—and at the same time, countless more emerged from her back.

[Whoosh!]

Two of the bones shot forward.

Funan quickly dodged and scowled. "Hey, I was talking to you—and you just attack me? Have you no heart?"

Kaguya stared at Funan coldly, silent.

"Mother!"

With a cry, Black Zetsu emerged from underground and dove into the sleeve of Kaguya’s robe.

That sensation—

There was no mistaking it. It was her. It was Mother!

Uuuu!

Black Zetsu felt so overwhelmed he couldn’t speak.

Since the moment he was born, this was the first time he had truly felt his mother.

"I’m so happy..."

Tears welled up in both of Black Zetsu’s eyes.

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