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My Whole Family Are Protagonists-Chapter 307 - Playing Dirty
Chapter 307 Playing Dirty
Everyone looked at Sala Baji, who was rolling on the ground while his face was covered by an unknown sticky object and
Ye Tianming knew that his water gun had absolutely no lethality. At most, it was a little disgusting, so it shouldn’t be making people that miserable.
However, the others were thinking about what kind of weapon it was...
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Just when everyone was confused, Sala Baji suddenly stopped shouting.
“Hey? What is this? It’s kind of sweet?”
While talking, Sala Baji dipped his index finger into the brown sticky substance on his face, licked it with his tongue, and finally said in surprise, “This... this is actually chocolate?”
When Mei Zheren heard this, he also sniffed twice. When he noticed the sweet smell, he knew that it was indeed chocolate.
Ye Tianming also didn’t expect that what the water gun shot out was actually chocolate.
‘Logically speaking, shouldn’t it be shit?’
After wondering, Ye Tianming took a look at his points. When he found that his prank points had indeed not increased, he frowned.
“Is this a defective product?”
At this moment, Mei Zheren saw the signal from Ye Xinghui not far away, which meant, “Stop playing around, the script has to continue!”
After receiving the main body’s words, Mei Zheren nodded secretly, and then rushed towards Ye Tianming.
Seeing Mei Zheren’s sudden movement, Ye Tianming subconsciously fired a shot once more.
Although he knew that what the water gun shot out was chocolate, Mei Zheren still didn’t want it to get on his clothes or face, so he moved sideways to avoid it.
This time, the person behind Mei Zheren was no longer Sala Baji, but Shi Tailong, who had already helped Wu Jianhua move to the side.
Shi Tailong naturally saw the scene where chocolate sauce was sprayed on Salad Baji’s face.
Seeing that his boss Mei Zheren actually avoided the chocolate sauce, he shook his head a little and felt that his boss did not have enough style!
In this case, he should open his mouth and eat the food shot by the enemy. In this way, he would be able to attack the enemy’s self-confidence.
Shi Tailong looked at Mei Zheren proudly, then opened his mouth, ready to receive the shot.
Shi Tailong’s actions once again caught everyone’s attention.
The brown sticky substance indeed entered his mouth without a drop.
After entering his mouth, Shi Tailong tasted it carefully.
It would have been fine if he didn’t taste it carefully. Once he tasted it carefully, Shi Tailong vomited it out directly.
“Vomit...! What with this smell and taste? Why is it so disgusting?!”
Hearing Shi Tailong’s question, Ye Tianming suddenly realized.
“Oh... so it really does spray out shit!”
When he heard that what he just received in his mouth was shit, Shi Tailong vomited even more violently.
Mei Zheren, who originally planned to continue the attack, subconsciously took a step back.
“How despicable! You actually used shit!”
Ye Tianming didn’t care so much, he now knew the correct way to use the water gun.
Because just now, he received 300 prank points, and he was informed that the prank was successful.
Either chocolate or shit would come out of the water gun, but even Ye Tianming himself, the user of the water gun, didn’t know what would come out at any point.
But... as long as the shit was sprayed on someone, then the prank would be considered a success.
Since it was a prank, the uses of this water gun were definitely more than just that.
Pranks were all about messing with people.
Sometimes, even though he didn’t know whether there was shit or chocolate in the water gun, if the person holding the gun says it was shit, and the sprayed chocolate hits the person and causes a certain amount of psychological damage, it was still considered a successful prank.
However, this water gun also had a fatal weakness, which was that it could only fire a single shot each time.
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Ye Tianming pointed the water gun at Mei Zheren again.
Ye Xinghui was speechless when he saw this scene.
He felt that he was cheap enough to put women’s clothes and high heels on people out of nowhere.
He didn’t expect... that his eldest brother would actually be better than him at playing dirty.
Who had ever seen anyone shooting shit at people during a fight?
Knowing that it was just shit, it would be fine if he just dodged or blocked it. Ye Xinghui gave the order to the Mei Zheren clone again.
Mei Zheren had been waiting for his command not far away. If it continued to be delayed, it would get dark.
After the clone received the order, although he felt a little unhappy, he still followed it.
This time, Mei Zheren did not dodge the water gun attack, but planned to use the explosion of his energy to deflect it directly.
But what Mei Zheren never expected was that the explosion of energy could not deflect the sticky brown shot of the water gun.
Just like that, Mei Zheren was also hit. Fortunately, what came out this time was chocolate.
The chocolate splattered onto Mei Zheren’s body, which made him feel a little unhappy.
“I didn’t expect that the explosion of energy couldn’t do anything. It seems I can only dodge.”
Ye Xinghui also didn’t expect that such a disgusting weapon could have its own skill-breaking effect. He didn’t know if using his portal to send it somewhere else would work.
He would try it later. It would be even better if he could get this water gun as well.
To be honest, Ye Xinghui took a fancy to this water gun.
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On the other hand, after receiving a shot of chocolate sauce, Mei Zheren, without saying a word, slapped Ye Tianming.
Because of the script, Mei Zheren could not use too many moves to avoid being recognized by Ye Tianming in the future.
He couldn’t use skills that were too distinctive, such as 100% bare-handed sword catch, Miracle Nikki dress-up, Op-Op Fruit, etc.
However, even if he didn’t use any skills, Mei Zheren’s own strength was not something Ye Tianming could compete with.
With this palm strike, Ye Tianming flew out directly, and the direction he flew out was exactly where Ye Xinghui was.
Seeing this, Ye Xinghui jumped up on one leg to receive him.
Just like that, the two of them rolled along the ground. While rolling, Ye Xinghui felt that the relationship between the two became deeper and deeper.
After rolling over, Ye Tianming asked with some concern, “Xinghui, are you okay?”
“Ahem... I’m fine, brother... you’d better leave me here and run away by yourself!”
In fact, Ye Tianming really wanted to say, “I can’t even protect myself. When did I ever say I wanted to care about you?!”
But in this atmosphere, he really couldn’t say such words.
At this moment, Mei Zheren stepped forward again.
This time, he held a long sword in his hand.
“Have you finished your last words? Now that you’re done, you can go to hell!”
As soon as he finished speaking, Mei Zheren stabbed out with his sword.
The cold light passed by, and Ye Tianming closed his eyes subconsciously, but... after waiting for a while, he didn’t feel any pain.
When he opened his eyes, he saw blood pouring out of his good brother Ye Xinghui’s chest.
“Xinghui...? You...!”
Seeing this scene, how could Ye Tianming not know that just now, it was his younger brother who blocked the sword for him?
Ye Tianming hugged Ye Xinghui, feeling a little overwhelmed. He wanted to cover the wound on his chest with his hands, but he found that no matter how he covered the wound, blood was still gushing out.
“Big brother... I might be... not make it... but... You... must... survive...”
Listening to his brother’s last words, Ye Tianming looked at Mei Zheren with hatred.
At the same time, Ye Xinghui’s small TV also flew out of his body.
Seeing this scene, Ye Xinghui knew that this new leek had become a mature leek that could be harvested.
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