My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 271 - 238: A Bunch of Adorable Brats

["Tang Feng" invited you to join the group chat "Campus Belle Camp"]

"Wasn't it called Scum Girl Chasing Wind Team?"

Li Peifeng looked at the group chat name on the screen, a bit surprised.

Tang Feng said, "The group was indeed called that before, not sure who named it, but it was quickly changed back by He Yimeng, and since then the group name changes every now and then... Wait, you know about this group?"

"Just heard about it."

Li Peifeng was just about to click in when Tang Feng stopped him: "Hold on."

"?"

"I helped you with such a big favor and you have nothing to show for it?"

Tang Feng raised her chin, her little face arrogantly proud.

Li Peifeng was slightly stunned: "Listen, let me thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm..."

"Shut up!"

Li Peifeng laughed, "Just kidding, in a few days when my book is published, I'll send you a few copies first thing, alright!"

"That's it?"

Tang Feng wasn't satisfied, Li Peifeng tilted his head: "How about I treat you to lunch to show my appreciation?"

"I don't want books, or lunch, I just want you!"

Going too far!

"Xiaofeng, I understand your feelings, but..."

Tang Feng's eyes were bright: "But what?"

A gentle breeze blew past, causing Li Peifeng's black hair to softly brush against his fair cheeks. Beneath his dashing swordlike brows, a pair of deep brown eyes carried a hint of melancholy. His prominent nose highlighted his rebellious nature, and his thin lips softly parted: "You're a good person, I'm not worthy, forget about me, next one please."

"Bang!"

A second accident, and it was intentional. Tang Feng furiously pedaled away: "Don't let me see you again, otherwise every time I see you I'll hit you once!!"

"Love and hate in an instant~ To the moon with a cup of wine, feelings as high as the sky~"

Li Peifeng shook his head and sighed, mounting the bike, feet firmly on the ground, finally clicking into the group chat.

If he didn't click in, he'd make Tang Feng so annoyed that she'd revoke the group chat invitation, making it all for nothing.

Upon entering the group, Li Peifeng immediately saw the group had '88' members, and before he could say anything, someone in the group warmly welcomed him...

Lu Shuang: "Am I seeing things? Who is it? Who just joined? Enemies are here, sisters!!"

Luo Ying: "Such a big courage, everyone get ready, let's start cursing!!!"

Li Luorou: "(Puzzled) Didn't the group announcement say that Li Peifeng and dogs are not allowed? No eyes?"

Li Peifeng specifically looked at the group announcement and found that it really said two things, the first one being; "Li Peifeng and dogs are not allowed."

It was even in the exact words!

Second; "It is strictly forbidden to disclose group-related information to Li Peifeng or dogs, violators will be cursed by all the campus belles in the group, destined to be lonely and isolated."

A bunch of childish kids!

Lv Qi: "@Tang Feng, why did you drag this dead person into the group?"

Gao Yuanling: "The secret base has been exposed, could the group chat record have been leaked to him too?! My suggestion is, silence him directly!"

Sun Demeng: "I heard someone found a partner, not only reconciled with Miss Xu but also got a bonus, is that true? (Smiling) You're playing quite the game!"

Messages kept coming, the phone dinged nonstop, all with sarcastic undertones. Li Peifeng glanced at a few and didn't rush to reply, instead checking who the group chat members were.

As expected, he knew many people, but what Li Peifeng didn't anticipate was, Lu Jing and Lin Zhihui, his junior sisters, were actually also in the group.

Knowing and not reporting, deserving of greater punishment!

A cold light flashed in Li Peifeng's eyes, contemplating adding some burden to his junior sisters who were slacking in the research group.

"Next group meeting, you two will speak first!!"

Luo Ying: "The famous author has joined the group, why not say something? Spoil the ending of 'Matriarchy,' there are many fans of your book here, including me, though I read the pirated version."

Lv Qi: "Read pirated version +1, I pay for others' books, but your book I definitely freeload!"

Li Luorou: "Read pirated version +2! And I'll give the lowest rating!"

Sun Demeng: "@Li Peifeng, (rolling eyes) what do you mean, staying silent to play secretive? Then at least change to a female account."

Lv Qi: "Kick him out, used to think he was just a bit wild, not scummy, but now blatantly two-timing, there's nothing good to talk about with such a scummy guy."

Lu Shuang: "Don't kick him, he's already here."

Li Peifeng saw this message and felt relieved, finally, someone was speaking up for him...

Lu Shuang: "Have him kowtow to all the campus belles in the group and then leave."

Naughty!

Li Peifeng calmly smiled, placing his feet on the pedals and headed towards the office, holding the handlebars with one hand and using the other to send a voice message in the group chat: "What kind of group is this? This is too much. Why are you all in this group? It's widely known, and agreed upon, that the most handsome guy on campus is me. But I've never heard of any campus belle, let alone 87 of them. Where did that come from? Who recognized them?"

As soon as he said this, it was enough to annoy everyone. No matter how pleasant the lingering sound was, it wasn't going to work.

Yao Xun: "(smile) Little rascal, long time no see! You're so arrogant now, you've really grown a big head. Why don't you come to the old spot, and I'll knock you sideways with two blows!"

Sun Demeng: "Stinky mud eel, getting called as a Casanova a few times, getting a little sea water on you, and you really think you're seafood? Get over yourself!"

Kong Xiaoyu: "Li Peidog, you're so arrogant, do you think the animal protection agency will protect you? If you dare come to the bottom of Le Yu Building, see if I don't teach you a lesson!"

Fu Lixue: "Campus heartthrob, you really are a heartthrob. Worthless. I was blind to have liked you back then, you shameless thing."

Gao Yuanling: "Kick him out, @He Yimeng, Minister, come do your work. Kick him out and sanitize the group, before everyone else gets infected."

But He Yimeng might have been busy and didn't see the WeChat messages, so she hadn't shown up, and Li Peifeng wasn't kicked out.

He leisurely cycled along, joking with these little birds, briefly touching the seawater, reminiscing slightly about the freedom and storm he had back then as the Casanova, and when he reached the office building, he finally remembered why he joined the group.

He stopped the bicycle and typed:

"No more joking, I'm now formally clarifying what He Yimeng previously said about my relationship status. Currently, I am single, not in a relationship with anyone. I hope all the students follow the rules, don't spread rumors, don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors."

"I'm done speaking. From now on, I'll stay quiet and you can continue chatting in the group, chat freely, just treat it as if I don't exist."

When these two messages were sent, the group suddenly went silent for a moment. Some were sending expressions of doubt, while others showed disdain...

Luo Ying: "The thing is, if you hadn't explained, I might actually believe you. Now that you explained, I'm even more suspicious."

Gan Xiaoyu: "Peifeng has to think, with his behavior, with his reputation as the public bus on campus, how could any nice girl seriously have a proper relationship with him? One is already a stretch, let alone having two."

Lu Shuang: "Peifeng, what do you mean by saying all this? Whether you're single or not, what's it to us?"

Gao Yuanling: "Don't you get it? The single declaration is probably to tell everyone that the bus is available for boarding."

Luo Ying: "An opportunity for a ride?"

Sun Demeng: "(sneer) Such a big ego, after all these years of running, the engine must have blown by now. Who'd want a ride in his broken car?"

After sending this message in the group, Sun Demeng also sent Li Peifeng a private message a few seconds later.

"(punch) Giving you a chance, I haven't had lunch yet, do what you must."

Then there were others, unwilling to reveal their names, Ms. Lu, Ms. Gao, Ms. Luo, Ms. Fu, Ms. Kong, Ms. Yao...

And what was more interesting was that these people kept dissing him in the group, all sorts of insults and provocations towards Li Peifeng, yet in reality, they were all two-faced, saying one thing in the group chat while behaving differently in private, with their hypocrisy being oddly adorable!

"Haven't had lunch? All want a ride?"

Li Peifeng chuckled silently, put his phone back in his pocket without replying to any messages, parked his bike, put on a mask, and walked into the office building.

He no longer had the desire to attract more girls; whether it was this Feng, that Meng, this Rou, or that Hu, none of them.

Li Peifeng didn't want to attract any more because he felt that his four current targets were already his limit. If there were more, not to mention anything else, just responding to daily WeChat messages would be like working as a customer service rep, way too tiring.

But just as he entered the elevator in the office building, he spotted an acquaintance, a woman with white hair!

Throughout the entire Beihua Normal University, you couldn't find anyone more over-the-top than her!!

The 500-acre campus of Beihua Normal University felt small in comparison! Or maybe there were just too many acquaintances?

Li Peifeng paused his steps, suddenly feeling a bit guilty.

"Are you getting in or not?"

He Yimeng glanced at him, holding a document bag in her left hand, hovering her right hand over the elevator control panel: "If you're not getting in, I'm leaving."

Li Peifeng tightened his mask, silently activated his 'Image Ambassador Aura,' stepped in, intending to press the fifth-floor button himself, only to realize He Yimeng was heading to the fifth floor as well.

She pressed the number 5 button without selecting any other floor.

"What a coincidence?" He Yimeng gave him a surprised look: "You're going to the fifth floor too?"

"No, I'm planning to follow you and find a secluded spot to give you a good beating."

He Yimeng laughed: "There's no one here, why don't you try?"

The atmosphere in the elevator was a bit tense, so Li Peifeng changed the subject: "Did you see the group chat messages?"

"I saw them but didn't have time to deal with you," He Yimeng gave the document bag in her hand a pat, looking straight at the elevator doors: "Busy with my internship, aiming to open a consulting studio after graduation."

Li Peifeng nodded slightly: "Good luck, if you need anything, I could invest. Not a lot, but two to three hundred thousand should be possible."

He Yimeng paused for a moment, couldn't help but raise an eyebrow and looked at him: "Just a few nights together and you're already being this nice? If you really like me, dump those two, and I'm yours. As long as you're dedicated, I'll do whatever you say; you tell me to beat the dog, and I won't chase the chickens."

"Don't get the wrong idea, it's purely a business investment."

Li Peifeng joked: "However, if I invest in you again, perhaps others will accuse me of dating three girls simultaneously."

He Yimeng snorted: "No need to lie, you can fool them, but you can't fool me. Don't forget what I study, just talking to Xu Manning and Wu Wenyue about your status… if they're not involved with you, I'll call you dad!"

Li Peifeng paused for a second, but quickly reacted, responding kindly: "Eh."