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My Super Beautiful Lady Boss-Chapter 689 - 676: What Sins Did I Commit in My Previous Life_2
Chapter 689: Chapter 676: What Sins Did I Commit in My Previous Life_2
"That comment might as well have been left unsaid," Su Xuan couldn’t be bothered to argue and retorted, "If you could get married, the Earth could flip over."
"You!"
Feng Shanshan gritted her teeth with hatred whenever she encountered Su Xuan, as nothing good would come of it. Seeing Li Yuanyuan beside her, she threatened, "Su Xuan, if you say something nice, I won’t spill the beans about what happened between us."
Su Xuan then felt embarrassed. There really wasn’t much between him and the policewoman Feng Shanshan, except for that time in the interrogation room where he couldn’t believe he accidentally touched her chest, an event that should have been impossible but somehow became possible for Su Xuan.
"Ahem, you’re a police officer. You should be responsible for what you say."
Su Xuan deliberately reminded her, only to have Feng Shanshan reply carelessly, "Hmph, what, you’re scared? If you’re scared, say something nice to make me feel good, like complimenting my beauty or my figure."
Watching Feng Shanshan’s narcissistic behavior, Li Yuanyuan couldn’t help but laugh.
"Fine, I’ll say it, okay? You’re the darling of the crowd, blossoms bloom at your approach, tires burst in awe, birds descend, the ribs you cook are incredibly fragrant, so tantalizing that one can’t help but indulge alone, lamenting that mortals lack sight, left only with the lingering scent and resentment. People love you, cars are laden for you, even beers open their caps at your sight. Satisfied now?"
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Li Yuanyuan had to cover her mouth to stifle her laughter.
Since Feng Shanshan had finally come across Su Xuan out with his girlfriend, she was determined to make him look foolish—anything less would leave her feeling unsatisfied.
"No way, Su Xuan, you have to treat me to something, KFC or McDonald’s will do, I’m actually quite hungry from patrolling," Feng Shanshan said with a sneaky smile, knowing full well she wanted to make things difficult for him.
"If you eat my food, that’s accepting a bribe. I can’t let you commit a crime," Su Xuan refused with a righteous tone.
"Don’t give me that, I’m eating no matter what. Don’t forget our little agreement," Feng Shanshan began to play dirty.
"What agreement..."
This time, Su Xuan became somewhat uneasy, but he still had to pretend to be a gentleman in front of Li Yuanyuan.
Su Xuan indeed remembered the agreement: if he dared to strip, she dared to watch!
Why, at this critical moment, did he run into Feng Shanshan, the Ancestor Returning, the harbinger of bad luck? Su Xuan truly wished he could find a secluded place to properly deal with her, to make her beg for mercy.
"Su Xuan, I’m actually quite hungry too, let’s all go eat together," Li Yuanyuan suggested.
Having no choice, Su Xuan felt that he must have failed to check the almanac before leaving the house today. In the morning, he had a confrontation with Feng Shanshan at the police station, and in the afternoon, he had hoped to enjoy a shopping trip with Li Yuanyuan, only for Feng Shanshan to annoyingly show up again. It seemed like he must have committed some grave sin in a past life to deserve this encounter with Feng Shanshan in this life.
Truth be told, Li Yuanyuan was quite curious about what went on between Su Xuan and Feng Shanshan. Even during the meal, Feng Shanshan kept whispering with Li Yuanyuan, which nearly sent Su Xuan over the edge. Feng Shanshan must have been speaking ill of him; she always had a belly full of bad intentions. Su Xuan really wanted to slaughter her himself, but not before stripping her naked to display to the public. Thinking this made him feel somewhat better.
"I didn’t realize you knew each other before. Su Xuan, you should have introduced me earlier. I think Feng Shanshan is quite a decent person, very straightforward and well-suited to be a policewoman."
Feng Shanshan instantly felt content upon hearing that and responded, "See, you do have an eye for people. My goal as a policewoman is to catch the bad guys, like..."
Feng Shanshan purposefully glanced at Su Xuan, instantly casting him as the big villain.
After finishing their meal, Feng Shanshan was finally willing to leave, taking her little stun gun with her to continue patrolling.
Li Yuanyuan said to Su Xuan, "That policewoman is quite interesting. You two must have had a lot of fun times together."
"Not that many."
Suddenly, Su Xuan felt like he’d slipped up; he should have insisted to Li Yuanyuan that there weren’t any. Women are born jealous creatures, and even though Li Yuanyuan didn’t show it on her face, she must have had her own thoughts.
In her heart, Li Yuanyuan thought to herself, "It’s normal for a great guy like Su Xuan to attract attention, I just hope he doesn’t get drawn away."
Li Yuanyuan was truly a good girl. Even if she did get jealous, she wasn’t overly so. If Su Xuan were allowed to marry multiple wives, possibly Li Yuanyuan would even get along well with the other wives.
To apologize for Feng Shanshan’s interruption during their shopping trip, Su Xuan decided to buy Li Yuanyuan a new outfit from the store. Strangely enough, the clothes they picked out turned out to be couple outfits!
This must truly be fate. On the way home, Su Xuan hailed a cab and sent Li Yuanyuan off.
Now, standing there, Su Xuan pondered whether to deal with the Datang Restaurant issue next or to handle the matters at Mount Everest’s Song Family. Inside the Snow Lotus cave at Mount Everest, there was an abundance of high-quality Snow Lotus, excellent for cultivation, but unfortunately, Su Xuan was now only at the First Layer of Ancestor Returning, making it difficult to ascend further.
However, the Snow Lotus won’t wither away on its own; placed in the Snow Lotus cave, it can even grow by itself, which isn’t too bad.
Su Xuan was pondering those matters when suddenly someone patted him on the back.
It was Feng Shanshan again; she had been patrolling nearby and had never left.
"Girlfriend left, huh?"
Feng Shanshan said excitedly, probably still gloating over provoking Su Xuan earlier. Now, seeing Su Xuan angry made her particularly gleeful. In the interrogation room, Shanshan nearly died of anger because of Su Xuan. Dealing with such a shameless rogue like him could only be done this way.
"What’s the matter, are you itching for a beating?"
Su Xuan looked at her furiously. She had just caused him quite a bit of embarrassment, most surely making several complaints to Li Yuanyuan over dinner.
"What are you doing, don’t mess around, I’m a policewoman!"
Shanshan warned, while waving a small stun baton in her hand.
Su Xuan, grinning, paid no attention to her and dragged her toward a nearby mall. He pulled open the door of a changing room and pushed her inside.
Su Xuan said menacingly, "I dare to strip, do you dare to watch? Now let me ask you once more."
Shanshan glared at Su Xuan, saying nonchalantly, "If you dare, I dare. Let’s see who loses out."
Su Xuan was thoroughly defeated by this policewoman; this was the first time he had seen such a dirty-minded policewoman.
Since he was here, Su Xuan couldn’t return without accomplishing anything, so he pinned her down, making her lie across his lap, and started spanking her butt over her pants!
Spank! Spank! Spank!
With such a dirty policewoman, conventional methods were ineffective.
"You’re shameless! A rogue!"
Su Xuan enjoyed the spanking; seeing Shanshan angry made him even more enthusiastic. She had just been tormenting Su Xuan in front of Li Yuanyuan, and now it was finally his turn to strike back.
Shoppers outside heard the spanking noises from the changing room, along with a woman’s continual cries of "shameless" and "rogue," and they understood the situation, thinking to themselves, "These young couples nowadays really know how to pick a place. They even dare to fool around here. They must have been inspired by the Uniqlo video, trying to see what it feels like."
Su Xuan didn’t hold back, and to his surprise, Shanshan’s butt was very resilient, bouncing right back after each spank.
While Su Xuan held Shanshan, she couldn’t move at all, in vain of all the training she had at the police academy. She was completely dominated by Su Xuan and could only let him spank her.
"Su Xuan, you just wait for me. I swear I won’t let you and Li Yuanyuan be together, don’t believe me, just wait!"
Shanshan cursed while Su Xuan spanked harder, making her cry out in pain.
After a while, Su Xuan grew tired of spanking, and Shanshan grew tired of shouting, and both of them sat on the ground, exhausted.
In the end, Shanshan said with a laugh, "I still won."
Puzzled, Su Xuan asked, "What do you mean?"
"You said if you dare to strip, I dare to watch. In the end, you still didn’t dare to strip, heh heh."
"You underestimate a man, you’ll regret this."
Su Xuan said seriously to her.
"I don’t care, in the end, you lost. So what? I won, and I’m pleased with it, it kills you."
Shanshan said triumphantly.
"Look what this is." Su Xuan said to her.
Shanshan took one glance and her face turned red with rage, scolding, "You really are a rogue, to do such a thing."
"So what if I’m a rogue? I can be even more of a rogue."
Saying this, Su Xuan got up.