My Scumbag System-Chapter 344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted

Chapter 344: My Socially Anxious Nerd Just Successfully Flirted

People shuffled into vague proximity. Juan remained motionless on the couch, pizza still resting on his chest like a loyal companion. Carmen didn’t bother trying to wake him. She knew better.

"Clockwork Arboretum. C-Rank. Clear time: four hours, twelve minutes." She read from the tablet without enthusiasm. "Zero casualties. Minimal property damage." Her eye slid to Monica. "And yes, collapsing an entire ecosystem counts as ’minimal’ when no one dies."

Monica sank lower in her seat, hugging Ferdinand the fern like a security blanket.

Carmen continued. "Boss kill was clean. Teamwork was... present. Barely. But present." She looked at me, and something in her gaze sharpened. "Your call to let the plant girl off the leash was either brilliant or suicidal. Jury’s still out."

"It worked." 𝒇𝙧𝙚𝓮𝙬𝙚𝓫𝒏𝓸𝓿𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝙤𝓶

"This time." She took another drink, longer this time. "Don’t let it go to your head, Captain. The Arboretum was a test drive. Training wheels. A warmup before the real match."

I waited.

"Open Season runs for another six weeks. Other guilds are already making moves. The Phantoms cleared two Gates yesterday. Cobalt Vipers are sniffing around a B-Rank that opened near the industrial district." Carmen’s eye found mine. "You want to stay on top? You’re going to have to work for it."

The room absorbed this information. Somewhere, Hikari reached for another slice of pizza. Jaime nodded solemnly, like she’d just delivered profound philosophical wisdom.

"The real races are coming," Carmen finished. "And not everyone’s going to cross the finish line."

She stood, chair scraping against the floor. The debrief was apparently over. She wandered back toward the kitchen, bottle dangling from her fingers, leaving us to digest the warning along with our carbs.

I found myself watching Monica.

She’d retreated to the corner near the window, away from the chaos of the main room. Ferdinand the fern sat in her lap, and her hands were wrapped around the pot like she was trying to absorb warmth from the soil. In the lamp light, I could see her fingers trembling.

She was trying to hide it. Wasn’t doing a great job.

I understood the feeling. Touching that much power for the first time was like sticking your finger in an electrical socket and discovering you liked the way it felt. Intoxicating. Terrifying. The kind of experience that rewired something fundamental in your brain.

Monica had controlled an entire dungeon’s worth of hostile vegetation. Made them listen. Made them fight for her. That kind of thing left marks on a person.

The fern leaned toward her slightly, its small fronds reaching in her direction like they wanted to offer comfort. Did plants do that? Could plants do that? Or was I projecting human emotions onto a houseplant because I’d spent too much time inside a botanical nightmare?

Jacob approached her. I watched from across the room, keeping my observation subtle.

The information broker was holding two cups of tea. His hands were shaking almost as badly as Monica’s. His datapad was nowhere to be seen, which for Jacob was the equivalent of a normal person leaving the house without pants.

"I, um." His voice cracked. He cleared his throat. Started again. "I thought you might... the caffeine helps with the shaking. Theoretically. I read a study. Several studies, actually, and the peer review on one was solid but the methodology on another was questionable because the sample size was only like forty-three participants which really isn’t enough to establish statistical significance, but—"

"Thank you, Jacob."

Monica’s voice was soft. Genuine. She reached out and took the cup from his hands.

Their fingers brushed.

Jacob turned a color I’d previously only seen in ripe tomatoes. His mouth opened. Closed. Opened again. No sound came out.

Then he retreated so fast he nearly tripped over Juan’s sleeping form, barely catching himself on the arm of the couch before he could faceplant into the carpet.

Interesting development. Potential leverage.

Also, objectively adorable, but I wasn’t going to admit that out loud.

Across the room, Natalia had cornered Isabelle near the bookshelf. The two of them were deep in conversation, heads bent together, speaking in low voices that didn’t carry. From their expressions, they might have been generals planning a military campaign. Maps. Troop movements. Strategic positioning.

Knowing Natalia, they probably were.

Emi had somehow convinced Hikari to learn a dance. The two of them stood in the middle of the chaos, Emi demonstrating moves with enthusiasm while Hikari attempted to copy them with the grace of a newborn giraffe learning to walk. It was terrible. It was beautiful. It was the kind of disaster you couldn’t look away from.

"No, like THIS," Emi demonstrated a hip movement.

Hikari tried.

"Perfect! You’re doing great!"

She was not doing great. She was doing the opposite of great. But she was smiling, wide and genuine, and Emi was beaming like she’d just discovered a new best friend.

Skylar had claimed her usual corner, but something was different tonight. Her hood was down. Her violet hair spilled across her shoulders, catching the lamplight. She was watching the dance, and her expression was...

Not hostile.

Not closed off.

Something that might have been amusement tugged at the corner of her lips. A tiny crack in the armor. Barely visible unless you knew where to look.

I knew where to look.

I let my gaze sweep across the room one more time. Took in the chaos. The laughter. The arguments. The pizza theft happening in real time as Jaime swiped the last slice from under Raphael’s nose and Raphael responded by threatening him with the knife he definitely shouldn’t have.

This was what I was building. Not just a team. Not just a collection of useful abilities and strategic assets.

A family.

Dysfunctional as hell. Held together by spite and carbohydrates and the shared trauma of nearly dying in dungeons together. But mine.

And families protected each other.

My phone sat heavy in my pocket. The deleted message burned in my memory, three words that shouldn’t have existed on a screen at all.

The Gardener watches.

I didn’t know who had sent it. Didn’t know what it meant. Didn’t know if it was a threat, a warning, or something worse.

But I knew it wasn’t random.

The Clockwork Arboretum. The Botanical Engine. Monica’s awakening.

Someone had been paying attention.

The lights flickered.

Just for a moment. A brief stutter that plunged the room into darkness for half a heartbeat before the power stabilized.

Everyone froze.

Emi stopped mid-dance move. Hikari’s arm hung in the air at an awkward angle. Natalia’s head snapped up, purple eyes scanning for threats. Even Juan seemed to twitch, the first sign of life he’d shown in an hour.

Then Raphael snorted.

"Shitty wiring." He went back to sharpening his knife, the threat assessment apparently complete. "This whole building’s a fire hazard."

The tension broke. People laughed. Emi resumed teaching Hikari to dance. Jaime launched into another monologue about honor and pizza. Marco made another doomed attempt to grab Malachi’s hand for arm wrestling.

Life resumed.

But I noticed the way Natalia’s eyes lingered on the ceiling. The way Skylar’s hood went back up. The way Isabelle’s fingers tightened around her teacup.

I wasn’t the only one who felt it.

Something was coming.