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My Perfect Female CEO-Chapter 299: A Quick Calculation
Chapter 299: Chapter 299: A Quick Calculation
Chang Hao, Song Jixiang, and Ma Jinlian, the three of them, were pulling each another, and fell into the cactus and other flowers.
The three rolled together, letting out strange and tragic cries.
Struggling awkwardly, crying out in agony.
"What did we just see?"
"What did we just see!!"
"Oh my, how could something like this happen? No, it was bound to happen!"
"Breaking news, huge news, Chang Hao finished his speech and then stumbled and fell into the thorny plants. Haha, let’s laugh first, though we also hate Chang Hao very much, but because of his status, no one could do anything to him. Now it’s good, Heaven has punished this malicious guy, it finally gives us some satisfaction."
"Looking at the miserable state of the three, it really is gratifying, such a relief."
"Look, quickly look, Chang Hao’s face rolled right into Ma Jinlian’s crotch, haha, this is going to be fun."
"Their embarrassed look is so damned funny, I can’t even think of a word to describe it."
The crowd around burst into laughter.
"Through the camera, we can see, when Chang Hao and the three were stepping off the stage, Ma Jinlian lost balance, it seems the heel of her high heel broke, yes, it’s the heel that broke, and she grabbed Song Jixiang beside her, then Song Jixiang pulled Chang Hao, that’s how such a scene happened. I’m certain this is absolutely an unprecedented accident." A reporter carefully chose his words, suppressing laughter while reporting, speaking cautiously regarding Chang Hao, not daring to say anything too harsh, just politely reporting.
All around, laughter rose up, Chang Hao’s actions not only angered people online but even at the scene, everyone was absolutely outraged. Chang Hao was invited to deliver a speech but disregarded Chu Biyao’s dignity and attempted to embarrass the national goddess, naturally infuriating everyone. Watching Chang Hao’s misfortune, they cheered and shouted from their hearts.
"A huge supernatural event emerged, just like the scene earlier where Song Jixiang and Ma Jinlian were fighting, what happened at this moment is definitely a supernatural event. So coincidentally, Ma Jinlian’s heel broke, so coincidentally, the three of them all fell, and fell into thorny plants, so coincidentally, the thorny plants were deliberately placed here. With so many coincidences, can it still be called a coincidence?" A reporter eloquently said, quickly altering his statement as he spoke, "I solemnly inform the viewers, everything that happened is no coincidence. Just regarding the scene just now, our station previously interviewed the national goddess, her original words were that Heaven would punish those who sabotage the occasion, and instructed her agent Wang Hong to deliberately move these thorny plants here. This shows that the national goddess anticipated this event would happen, so she prepared in advance, so in this way, doesn’t it prove that the national goddess has divine assistance?"
"This is definitely not a supernatural event, and as the netizens have called for, those who trample on the national goddess paid the deserved price. Perhaps, there really might be divine beings."
"Actually, I have also interviewed the national goddess’s agent Wang Hong. According to Wang Hong, anyone causing trouble at the event opening would not end well. Thus we can see, the national goddess must have mysterious forces secretly assisting."
This reporter overturned his paranormal event speculations to garner attention, deliberately claiming he interviewed Chu Biyao and Wang Hong, all of which was fabricated, though one thing is true, that Wang Hong deliberately brought those thorny plants.
"Oh my God."
"Could it be that Heaven received my plea, punishing those three bastards, Chang Hao, with retribution?"
"It must be so, it surely is."
"Yes, dare to insult the national goddess, this is the rightful outcome, best if they’re paralyzed by those thorns."
"Oh my, look quickly, Chang Hao’s balls got pierced, there’s fluid leaking out, look quickly."
"Haha, Ma Jinlian’s damn milk got poked out by the thorns, interesting."
"Song Jixiang cried, damn, really cried. Frankly, he looks uglier crying than a little brat, hahaha."
"I, the Mage, had said before, I could invite the Three Pristine Masters to punish these three turtle bastards of Chang Hao. Now all fellow Taoists believe it, right? Actually, I just did a little magic to summon a small ghost, letting the ghost deliberately mess with them, and that’s why we have such a scene now. Fellow Taoists could see such a wonderful picture thanks to me, ha."
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Online, voices were sweeping the screen, a chorus of cheers.
"No way, how could it be!?" Zheng Qiang was dumbfounded.
"Exactly, how could it be!!!" Chen Yifei was wide-eyed and speechless.
"Damn it, am I seeing things?" Zhang Kaidong blinked hard.
"Just now, what happened?" Shen Tingting looked wide-eyed with curiosity, "Was there something that hit Ma Jinlian’s heel? I thought I was seeing things. But thinking about it now, I didn’t, following the direction of the object striking the heel, over there, isn’t that where Ye Fan is?"
"It seems, I also saw a shiny thing flash by on Ma Jinlian’s heel. Indeed, it might really be Ye Fan who did it, only, this speed was so fast. Is it that we neglected it, or, did the object tear through space so quickly, surpassing our reaction time?" Qian Weiguo’s expression was one of surprise.
"Whatever it was, at least we gained something. The more contact with Ye Fan, the more mysteries we can discover, which is good. The more mysterious he behaves, it indicates that our judgment was not wrong." Shen Tingting’s eyes were filled with expectation.
"I am truly curious, how exactly did he do that earlier, he showcased quick precision and steadiness so well." Qian Weiguo sighed.
"Boss, how did you do it? Did you calculate it? You had Wang Hong move those thorny plants with this intention? Boss, did you already know that Chang Hao and the three would fall over? How could that be possible? How did you know?" Wang Baoqiang and Luo Jian’an were excited, standing up quickly and looking at Chu Biyao, full of confusion and incredulity.
"I just calculated it with a finger." Chu Biyao said, making a fortune-telling gesture like a mystic.
"Gah..." Wang Qiang and Luo Jian’an’s jaws almost dropped.
Mengyao and Ye Fan, as if nothing had happened, exchanged a glance, amusement clear in their eyes.
"Haha... this is killing me with laughter." Wang Hong behind Chu Biyao held her stomach and laughed out loud.
She meaningfully focused all her attention on Ye Fan.
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