My Life with Narration-Chapter 211 - 210: No Limits

Relying on being a translator, Su Qing often distorted Dahuang's own wishes. Anyway, even if it got angry, it was helpless and could only rage impotently.

From this perspective, it's not wrong for Dahuang to say he's a dog. After all, when it comes to being shady, Su Qing, being human, certainly has more tricks up his sleeve than a dog.

After Fu Qi left, Su Qing tightly held the leash, afraid this fool would run off with others. After all, seeing those of its kind, and police dogs at that, Dahuang was beyond envious, especially when it saw the police uniforms on Taihu and the other police dogs. It bit the pants leg, insisting Su Qing get it a suit too.

It said it couldn't be special and needed to blend into the group.

Hearing this, Su Qing was instantly irritated, thinking, "I haven't even earned a police uniform myself, and you want me to get you one? Where's your face?"

Then again, what does a dog need a face for?

After giving it a couple of taps on the head, Dahuang settled down. It seemed to have realized it was just a pet dog and fundamentally different from a police dog.

"Lili, I've brought Su Qing here. From now on, the video promotions in our bureau will be up to you guys. Take him around to get familiar!" Li Zijun instructed after bringing him to an office on the first floor of the back building.

"Got it, Sister Li!"

After a brief acknowledgment, Li Zijun nodded and left. After all, she was a criminal police officer, with plenty of tasks at hand every day—if not a major case, there'd still be minor ones constantly. She was busy.

"Hey, Little Su, we meet again," Zhu Lili smiled with wide eyes as she approached him after Li Zijun left.

Her eyes were full of excitement. Finally, there was a newcomer, and she wasn't the youngest anymore.

Whether in age or work tenure, someone finally lagged behind her. It gave this little girl a feeling of seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.

If she did well, could she become someone else's mentor, guiding apprentices and such? Just thinking about it made her cheerful.

Meanwhile, seeing this girl who only reached his chest calling him "Little Su" felt somewhat strange to Su Qing.

Nevertheless, he kept his mindset as a newcomer: "Sister Zhu, please take good care of me in the future!"

"Shoo, shoo, who's Sister Pig! You're the Sister Pig. Call me Sister Lili, or Master works too." Zhu Lili got a bit ruffled upon hearing this.

The surname Zhu is quite common. She hadn't felt any issue during school, but in the workplace, it became a problem.

Arriving at the police station, many seniors called her Little Zhu. Naturally, as a girl, being called Little Zhu was uncomfortable. Luckily, despite her petite stature, she wasn't chubby. Otherwise, Little Zhu might have turned from a nickname to a descriptor.

Once she got acquainted, she had people call her Lili. Some adapted quickly, like Li Zijun or Lin Chengcai. However, Du Qiang was not among them; he still called her Little Zhu, which provoked her every time.

"Uh... Sister Lili?"

"Yes, good!"

Su Qing: ...

Being her disciple was impossible. How could a little girl become my mentor when I'm hired as a special network security promotion consultant?

In terms of work capability, I should be the mentor. But, since it's my first day, keeping a low profile was wise, so he let it be.

Soon, he was assigned to a chair at a workstation. This was a shared office space filled with various files. Besides him and her, five or six others in police uniforms were there, with more women than men, much like his company. Thankfully, there were still some male colleagues.

The two shared a desk, without a private office, only a makeshift version made with a divider.

"This is a temporary work area. It's simple but sufficient. We'll apply for an office in a few days," Zhu Lili said while petting the dog.

She'd long been yearning for Dahuang. Once she knew Su Qing might become her colleague, she naturally followed his video account, so she was familiar with Dahuang.

She had long wanted to pet this very human-like, obedient, and slightly mischievous dog, and this was finally her chance.

Though their office had dogs too, even police dogs, which were better in every way compared to Dahuang, she couldn't pet them.

The handlers treasured them, never allowing casual touches, as the police dogs were colleagues, unlike Dahuang, which was at most a pet.

"Where are the rest of our colleagues?" Su Qing nodded understandingly, unconcerned about the working environment as he didn't need to come daily.

"What colleagues?"

"The others helping us with account promotion?"

"Aren't they all here?" Zhu Lili pointed to herself, then to him.

Su Qing: ...

"You mean... just the two of us?"

"Of course! Just one account, how many people do you need? The two of us are enough!"

It's unclear where she got such confidence.

"Shouldn't we bring in more people to brainstorm?" Su Qing asked.

To this, Zhu Lili gave him a look: "Didn't you just handle the account by yourself?"

"Mine was a personal account; official accounts can't be done so casually!"

There's a stark difference between a personal account and a formal police account, especially with just two people. How is that different from him starting from scratch?

If this girl knew how, they wouldn't have needed him in the first place, right?

Sure enough, the next moment, he heard her say, "Leaders set the requirements, you come up with ideas, I oversee, you shoot, and I edit. Easy peasy, right?"

Hearing this, Su Qing widened his eyes and took a deep breath. Indeed, the Public Security Bureau's decisiveness in this matter was impressive.

For a random video account, it didn't matter. Just set up a video account and verify it. Whether it becomes popular or how many followers there are doesn't matter. But if that was enough, why hire him?

"Dahuang, sit!"

"Dahuang, lie down, shake hands, roll over!"

Zhu Lili teased Dahuang with snacks, making it do various tricks. These were things Dahuang had demonstrated in videos, so it did them effortlessly, delighting the police officer.

"Wow, Dahuang is so smart!" Zhu Lili exclaimed. You have to know, their station's police dogs wouldn't give them the time of day.

In response, Su Qing laughed: "If you wore black stockings, it'd be more obedient. Serving you tea, massaging your legs, back rubs would be a breeze!"

Hearing this, Zhu Lili's eyes sparkled: "I know, I know. Dahuang is nicknamed 'Black Stocking Yellow Dog,' I saw it in your comment section."

Su Qing: ...

What kind of nickname is this? Just "Black Stocking" was outrageous, let alone calling it a yellow dog. But you know, there's truth in it; an unsuitable name, yet it fits. Yellow Dog, indeed fitting.

"I think Dahuang could become a police dog!" Zhu Lili sighed as she patted Dahuang.

Dahuang: "Woof woof!" [Did you hear that? I'm being recognized. I can join the force too!]

In response, Su Qing sneered disdainfully, "It couldn't be a police dog. A Golden Retriever as a police dog?"

"Dahuang, bite her!"

Su Qing pointed at Zhu Lili, instructing.

In response, Dahuang glanced at the beauty beside it: "Woof woof!" [I think she's a good person, very well-behaved!]

"See, I said it can't be a police dog!" Su Qing shrugged.

But Zhu Lili retorted, "Dahuang is so smart; how could it bite someone randomly?"

He didn't argue. He knew his own dog's temperament well enough.

Most police dogs in the country are from select breeds. Clearly, the sledding trio, Golden Retrievers, Border Collies, Mastiffs, and small dogs like Teddies aren't suitable for police duties.

Imagine facing danger and the officer letting go of the leash and shouting, "Go!"

Border Collie: "Why don't you go?"

Golden Retriever: "I think he's a good person!"

Mastiff: "Go? Everyone dies!!"

Silly two: "Go where, go where, you tell me! Numpty!"

Teddy: "Who to go to?"

If these dogs became police dogs, it'd be a disaster!

Besides, a dog with no aggression like Dahuang cannot be a police dog; it's better off as a pet or money-making tool.

"So how should we proceed? I need some guidelines," Su Qing asked.

Zhu Lili said, "Guidelines? Leaders didn't say. They just asked for promoting positive energy, more channels against fraud, spreading legal boundaries so the public doesn't break the law, and lastly, increasing the account's influence, meaning more followers!"

"Did they mention guidelines?" Su Qing took a deep breath, squinting as he asked.

Seeing this, Zhu Lili felt a slight chill: "No... they didn't!"

"Did they or didn't they?"

"They didn't!"

"Good, that's good then. If that's the case, I'm not sleepy anymore!"

Zhu Lili: ...

For some reason, she had a bad premonition.

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