My Life with Narration-Chapter 205 - 204: He Needs a New Target

The matter between Feng Yan from the Planning Department and Old Wang from the PR Department has actually been noticed by quite a few people.

After all, thanks to Da Huang's matchmaking, the two have been meeting often lately, not after work, but at the company.

Although Wang Zhen's PR Department only has him and one other employee, they're quite free, and even though Feng Yan doesn't have an official position, everyone in the Planning Department tacitly acknowledges her status.

She usually doesn't need to handle any trivial work, just guide other employees on what to do, and they ask her if they're unsure—that's already the privilege of a leader.

So even during work hours, they have plenty of free time. As for Shen Yi, she's naturally aware of this. Although most companies don't allow office romances because they fear it will affect work efficiency or that the couple may collude for benefits, she's confident because they're part of her old team from the capital.

Everyone with discerning eyes can see that something good is about to happen between the two, and as the one who did a lot to help, Da Huang has become famous in the company.

The title of 'Company Matchmaker' spread quickly, and even the people who usually try to please Da Huang have increased, especially those from the Sales Department.

The Sales Department is the most important department in the company, as well as the main source of company revenue, with many men and few women, and even fewer single ones.

In contrast, the Planning Department, where Da Huang's owner is, is full of beautiful women and almost all are single. This is already no secret in other departments.

So it's not surprising that some people want to use Da Huang to make connections. Let's put it this way: you could throw Da Huang into the company and not have to worry—he won't starve within a few months, that's for sure.

People feed him every day, and his food is even better than Su Qing's. Over this month, while nothing much happened to Su Qing, the dog got quite a bit fatter.

During the lunch break, the narration trio walked over, their three pairs of long, black legs dazzling his eyes.

"Su Qing, you're so inconsiderate!"

"Right, right!"

"We've taken such good care of you, yet you don't think of us when there's something good!"

The three of them scrutinized him.

"Cui Jie, Zhang Jie, Qin Jie, what are you talking about? What did I do?" Su Qing asked, puzzled.

In response, Cui Rong, the oldest of them, said, "You're Da Huang's owner; how can you let him run to other departments every day? Wasn't it said he liked black stockings? We wear them every day, so why is he coming back less and less lately?

And, since Da Huang has this ability, can't he think of us?"

[Damn, I'm so good-looking, but it's all a bunch of losers who come to me. Can't there be a handsome one?]

"That's right, since the dog is from our department, shouldn't they come to us first?" Zhang Xiao said.

[Recently, two handsome guys joined the Sales Department, oh my, I'm dying of envy!]

Qin Shuang also said, "I think we need to discuss the usage guidelines for Da Huang. We have so many girls in our department; we need to take the initiative!"

[The invitations from Da Huang are too poor; better take matters into my own hands! With Da Huang, no problem pointing and clicking! Let those old cucumbers cool off, getting single, I must choose first!]

The narration trio sure knows how to put on a friendly front, but they're competing secretly, especially as women; who wants to admit they're not as good-looking as their friends?

Recently, some people have indeed tried to pass messages to the Planning Department through Da Huang, but none of the ladies seem satisfied.

In fact, the three of them, plus Feng Yan, are considered the best-looking in the Planning Department, while Sun Mumu and Lin Miaomiao, although pretty, are a bit too petite, like two minors.

With such looks, most men would feel guilty making a move, so they're ignored instead.

"So what do you want me to do?" Su Qing shrugged his hands.

In response, the three glanced at each other and then pulled out a list. Cui Rong said, "Just go over this list with Da Huang and have him specifically target these people to pass messages!"

Su Qing took a look, and wow, these three clearly treat Da Huang like a matchmaking agency. Besides, there are only three of them, but there are a dozen or so people on this list. Is this casting a wide net to catch many fish?

"Cui Jie, do you expect Da Huang, just a dog, to understand this list? Besides, I barely know anyone on it!"

"Then how about we send you the photos in a moment?" Zhang Xiao said.

Su Qing: ...

Goodness, they really came prepared. However, thinking that Da Huang is the one doing the work, he nodded and agreed.

The three women saw that the Planning Department only had one single guy, so the competition was fierce, and they turned their attention to other departments.

With so many people in the company and HR still recruiting, there would surely be some good-looking guys.

"Tch, it's one thing for Cui Rong to be unreserved; she's older, after all. But why are those two getting in on the fun?" After the trio left, Sun Mumu pouted.

[The social bandit actually has the same idea and has already bribed Da Huang in private!]

Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help but roll his eyes at her. You really have the nerve to talk; he thought you were above all that.

In the afternoon, he finished editing yesterday's video of Da Huang catching fish and uploaded it.

Actually, editing doesn't take much work for him since he's already skilled, but finding material is tough.

As soon as he updated it, quite a few of Da Huang's fans responded.

"Hey? Why is it a guy, bad review? Where's the pretty girl, the black stockings?"

"Yeah, don't you know what we follow you for?"

"Whoa, is this guy Da Qing's dad? Big brother, please accept my respect!"

"Thrilling Fisherman, tsk tsk tsk, this fishing rod isn't cheap!"

"Hahaha, here it comes, here it comes, beginner's luck. When I first started fishing, it was just like this, wildly showing off in front of a bunch of old-timers."

"Big Yellow knows how to fish, congratulations, Big Yellow, on unlocking a new skill!"

"Damn, I can't even beat a dog!"

"Daily question, has Big Green been neutered?"

The comments poured in like snowflakes, and soon there were hundreds of them; that's the advantage of having many followers.

Currently, his account's number of followers has surpassed 600,000, securing a place among pet influencers.

Of course, the credit mainly goes to Big Yellow; after all, he's really smart.

His video style is gradually taking shape, mainly attracting fans with Big Yellow's high IQ while using pretty girls in black silk stockings to catch the eye; he truly understands the secret to internet traffic.

Soon, he even considers creating a matchmaker special for Big Yellow, as diversifying video content is something he needs to do; otherwise, fans might easily get tired of the same style over time.

This is also why he tacitly approves of Big Yellow's matchmaking antics.

Recently, Shen Yi had a lot of workload at the company, barely showing up once a day, often not even coming to the office, probably working on some important project.

At 5 PM, some of the less critical departments started to clock out, while only the sales department was still striving for end-of-month performance.

Su Qing left with Big Yellow along with the other women in the department, but just as they stepped out of the company, Wang Xing's voice came from behind.

"Qingzi! Let's have dinner together later, my treat!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a big hand wrapped around his shoulder.

Su Qing: ...

The sudden appearance of Wang Xing left the three-person narrating squad and the dynamic duo momentarily stunned. After all, they'd just been discussing how to use Big Yellow at this week's company gathering to hook up... oops, to attract men from other departments.

"Hey? Are these all your colleagues?" Wang Xing asked.

[Licking Dog evolves into Teddy Righthand, having tasted the flavor of love. As Wang Xing's male hormones continued to increase, he needed a new mate.]

Well, from a licking dog to a teddy, it's tough going back now.

"Ah... yes, these are my colleagues, this is my friend!" Su Qing introduced with a bit of resignation.

Upon hearing that, the girls all smiled and nodded, except Lin Miaomiao, who averted her eyes with a slightly red face. But at the moment, no one noticed her, considering her low presence.

"Oh, I recently found a great hotpot place. Want to go? It's on me." Wang Xing seemed like a different person, confidently taking the initiative.

Upon hearing that, the girls shook their heads with smiles, feeling awkward since they weren't familiar enough to dine together.

As the girls departed, before Su Qing could speak, Wang Xing excitedly clapped him on the shoulder and exclaimed, "Wow, Qingzi, you actually have so many beautiful colleagues! How come you never told me?"

The forceful slap made him stumble, and Su Qing shot him a sideways glance and retorted, "What's the use in telling you? You seemed just thrilled being a licking dog back then. I'm the only guy in our department, and the rest... nearly all women."

The word 'nearly' fit perfectly since Cui Bo didn't count as a man, not just in their department, but in the whole company.

"Damn, you're unbelievable, man. So many beauties, you should've introduced me. We are like dry haystacks; you can't just let your stack burn high while watching your bro here get doused with a bucket of water."

Su Qing: ...

"Can't deny, you're something else. Is there really such a big gap between a licking dog and a teddy?"

"Alright then, who caught your eye?"

"Can I have them all?"

"You're quite ambitious! There's potential!"

Scratching his head a bit embarrassed, Wang Xing said, "Isn't that a testament to your good guidance!"

"I know I lack standout looks, so I cast a wide net. When you have the chance, bring some beauties out for dinner with us."

Can't deny, after a setback, Wang Xing seemed a lot more strategic.

"I don't mind, but you just broke up a week ago and are already looking to start something new? Isn't it a bit soon?" Su Qing asked.

It's not that he didn't want to introduce someone to Wang Xing, it just felt like he was playing around too soon after a breakup.

"It's not that. Recently, the company assigned me to work with several female clients. You know I'm not good with girls, so I'm just trying to practice."

Su Qing cast a skeptical glance at him, "Is that so?"

"Absolutely!"

[Righthand Beast just desires sweet love, what's wrong with that?]

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