Muscular Rabbits Legion: 'No one can escape from the novice village!'-Chapter 740 - 711 Rabbit: Please Call Me Director!

With a clack, the wooden boards came together: "ACTION!"

The next moment, ninety pairs of vacant eyes turned to Yi Zheng.

Yi Zheng suddenly remembered, these people weren’t Earthlings and couldn’t understand a word he was saying.

Yi Zheng said, "Watch closely. When the boards meet and I say start, you jump right into character! Figure out how to act on your own.

Basically, it’s about players wanting to kill the BOSS for the Divine Artifact..."

Excuse my behavior, Yi Zheng clapped the boards together again and shouted, "Start!"

The next moment, everyone began acting.

Li Qingluo and others shouted, "BOSS, hand over the Divine Artifact, and we’ll spare your life!"

"Cut, cut, cut!" Yi Zheng quickly yelled cut. Ninety pairs of eyes turned to him again, looking confused.

Yi Zheng smacked himself: "Cut means stop.

Sis, you’re here to fight the BOSS, why all the nonsense? Go at it directly, get the equipment directly."

However, Li Qingluo just rolled her eyes at him: "Boss Rabbit, how long has it been since someone killed you?"

Yi Zheng was stunned, scratching his head: "Uh... hmm..."

He started counting on his fingers, eventually giving up: "No idea, from the start of the game until now, no player has killed me."

Li Qingluo said, "How long has it been since you watched players fight a BOSS?"

Yi Zheng rubbed his chin: "I’m always slaughtering players, where’s the time to watch them fight a BOSS... Why? Has anything changed about players fighting BOSSes now?"

Monk Yichen chuckled bitterly, "BOSSes nowadays are really tricky. When players are dealing with smaller monsters, they pretty much start figuring out the players’ methods. If they notice the players are weak, they just wipe them out.

If they find the players are strong, the two sides can sit down and talk.

For example, the BOSS might give them some equipment, and the players offer something in return; mutual exchange.

In fact, some big guilds specially raise a batch of players to be killed by the BOSS, providing the BOSS with experience value in exchange for the corresponding equipment from the BOSS.

As you know, what you BOSSes drop after dying is random.

Today it’s a ring, tomorrow it’s shoes, and it might not even be suitable for men or women, with various restrictions. To get a full set, you have to kill the BOSS ten to twenty times, if not more. Some have killed the same BOSS a hundred times, ended up with tons of duplicate equipment, yet never got the last piece for a full set.

But with negotiation, it’s much simpler.

Same goes for BOSSes, killing players is risky, and it’s quite painful dying while gaining no experience.

If someone offers experience value, allowing for upgrades without danger, why wouldn’t they agree? They’re not masochists."

Yi Zheng listened, flabbergasted. He thought he was the only unruly, tricky wild monster. Turned out all BOSSes were getting down and dirty globally...

Yi Zheng said, "Okay, well... continue."

"Start!"

"Ze Yi, hand over the Divine Artifact, and we’ll spare your life!" Li Qingluo came forward again, making a bold entrance.

Upon hearing this, the already slanted-necked Ze Yi tilted his head further until it rested on his shoulder, then laughed heartily: "You worthless lot? The Divine Artifact is here. If you’ve got the skill, come get it! If not, I’m chopping up all the men today for dog food and taking the women back to lay eggs. I’ll make tomato omelets!"

"Pffft!" Yi Zheng spat out a rainbow as he hurriedly yelled, "Stop, stop, stop!"

Then Yi Zheng looked at the crooked-necked chicken: "Bro, you’re a chicken, grabbing female players? That’s a bit off, isn’t it?"

The crooked-necked chicken said innocently, "Bro, even though I’m a chicken, why can’t I like female players? I just prefer those without feathers, smooth..."

This remark had everyone turning towards the only eight girls in the crowd, naturally skipping the little Lolita, focusing on Li Qingluo.

After all, Li Qingluo was the most attractive.

Li Qingluo immediately understood their thoughts, her face flushed as she angrily said, "What are you looking at?"

The little Lolita shouted, "Yeah, don’t look. Sister Qingluo isn’t like what you’re thinking!"

Everyone exclaimed in shock.

The little Lolita pointed at Li Qingluo: "She has hair, and it’s long!"

Everyone gasped with awe!

Li Qingluo quickly covered the little Lolita’s mouth, fearing she’d say more, which would be mortifying.

Yi Zheng also swiftly redirected the topic back: "No, even if you like girls, you can’t take them back to lay eggs, right?"

The crooked-necked chicken said, "Why can’t they lay eggs? My genes are strong, I’m a Divine Beast, I am what I am, she will give birth accordingly. Don’t believe it? Let them try!"

If there was even one burly, hideously ugly person in the team who fancied the crooked-necked chicken, Yi Zheng might agree.

But clearly, there wasn’t...

Yi Zheng waved his hand: "Okay, okay, even if you’re capable, your genes are strong.

But laying eggs just to make omelets?

That’s either your son or your daughter!"

The crooked-necked chicken scratched his head: "Boss, my strong genes can only make them lay eggs, can your king sperm fertilize them, or hatch them?"

Yi Zheng opened his mouth, realizing his knowledge couldn’t tackle such a topic with this chicken.

It wasn’t about being right or wrong, just a sheer gap in knowledge.

Yi Zheng said: "Though you make a good point, consider the audience, the group of fools we’re about to deceive, and if they can accept it. What if they think you’re exaggerating and it’s fake?"

The crooked-necked chicken instantly looked mournful: "That’s too hard, boss. If it doesn’t work, switch to someone else... I think the White Eagle God suits better.

He’s smarter than me."

Yi Zheng gestured grandly: "No use, your promotional pictures are already out. Changing now would expose us."

At this point, Taoist Yin Yang spoke up: "Boss Rabbit, I think just perform it like this. Ignore how absurd the lines are, absurd BOSSes are common...

Just like you, who would imagine the Rabbit from Newbie Village could kill billions of players with a carrot?

Players have strong acceptance abilities.

As long as the performance is natural, there’s no problem."

Yi Zheng thought about it, realized it made sense, and asked everyone to start over.

"Start!"

The dialogue from before resumed between both sides. Enraged by the crooked-necked chicken’s insults, Li Qingluo shouted: "Since you won’t drink the toast, you’ll drink the forfeit, brothers, go!"

"Hahaha, should’ve moved sooner! I’ve disliked him for a while!" Monk Yichen shouted and charged forward: "Feel the Great Compassionate Transcendence Fist!"

A statue of Buddha evolved behind Yichen, Buddha manifested with a thousand hands, and unleashed a furious barrage upon Ze Yi, the crooked-necked chicken!

That realm of -0HP numbers rose like torrential rain.

Yi Zheng saw this, wiped his cold sweat, thankful they practiced; thankful he brought the Fog Demon; otherwise, performing for others might have slipped up right away.

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