MTL - What Do I Want to Do with This Magnificent Beauty?-Chapter 14

Collaborating with old artists on cross-border cross talks is called versatile and entertaining the public, but as a young cross talk actor, was introduced by the television station in earnest 800, this is another matter.

Apart from that, with so many fans present, I didn't know that I was a comic actor!

Until Qi Shejiang came to power, some people did not respond.

The on-site director hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, the audience reacts to take another shot. It doesn't make any expressions, don't talk small."

They will not lead the whole applause, and even many of the applause clips will be finished. It's just that this actor came on stage, and it was a commotion.

Fans: ... this is the expression of confusion, puzzlement and dullness!

They applauded again with doubt.

...

The three Qi Shejiang stood in front of the stage, bowed, and stood at the scene table, holding the other two outside.

The set of black gowns worn by Zeng Wen and Meng Jingyuan was Qi Shejiang's crow blue gown, but a dark blue jersey was also set on the outside, which belongs to this prop.

Zeng Wen was very skillful. When he saw the audience ’s first response, he did n’t panic when he came up and said, "I'm afraid everyone admits wrong. The young cross talk actor Qi Shejiang said just now is not me, it's my side, I It's Zeng Wen. "

He pointed at Qi Shejiang.

Meng Jingyuan smiled, "OK, no one will admit it!"

The audience burst into laughter, and this door opening baggage worked well.

A few audiences of music lovers, who are also familiar with Zeng Wen, can also see what Qi Shejiang looks like. This makes them even more impressed with the river.

But how about this young man? Don't be too bad if you dare to play a horse jacket. But looking at this look, it makes people feel lost.

Zeng Wen smiled and said, "I will introduce to you again, this is my partner, Meng Jingyuan, and everyone will definitely not admit it. In the past, it was me and Teacher Meng who cooperated. This young cross talk actor today is between us. Third party ... "

The audience understood: "yoooooooo ~~~~~"

For a moment, Qi Shejiang's eyes widened slightly.

... he got it! It turns out that "yooo" means this! !!

"Wait a minute, why isn't it right?" Meng Jingyuan smiled, and deliberately confused the sentence.

Zeng Wen also pretended to be stupid, "Yes, right."

Meng Jingyuan: "Wait a minute later, I want to say it earlier, you introduced this is a comic actor? Isn't this right?"

Mentioned this crop? That's right, don't say him, fans at the scene don't think it's right.

Zeng Wen laughed: "Why not, you two haven't played together yet? At a party."

Meng Jingyuan waved his hand: "That's all entertaining."

Zeng Wen again said: "It is not entertaining now, Jesse, come, you can tell Teacher Meng."

Qi Shejiang then said, "It's the same thing. After talking about the cross talk last time, the response was pretty good. I want to move forward in this area and find Teacher Zeng. Let's play together. "

"So casual?" Meng Jingyuan said to Zeng Wen, "you know how capable he is, just call him a young comic actor?"

Zeng Wenmei said, "You don't know, he is particularly good."

Meng Jingyuan looked at Qi Shejiang: "Really?"

Qi Shejiang honestly said: "Yes, Teacher Zeng told me especially the face."

Zeng Wen: "Ah right, right!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha right."

The scene was applauded and echoed.

Many fans are thinking in their hearts. Could it be said that this scene is actually part of the show, in order to cooperate with the following comic dialogue?

In this way, the performance seemed very real, so that everyone felt more representative, and the image appeared.

Everyone temporarily dropped the title of "Young Crosstalk Actor" and entered the story.

"Is it ridiculous?" Meng Jingyuan yelled, "co-authors are all about looks."

"There are also abilities. Come, Jesse, let's perform one." Zeng Wen said, "What talents are shown to Teacher Meng."

Qi Shejiang confidently said: "Ms. Meng, my mother is a singer, so I'm very good at singing duel, especially learning to sing a popular song, it doesn't matter."

Zeng Wen said, "Let ’s do this, Jessie, Teacher Meng and I will sing a song. You can sing and sing three paragraphs. If you can sing well and sing well, it shows that you have a certain ability to learn singing. This young comic actor , You are right there! "

Qi Shejiang nodded: "Yes!"

Meng Jingyuan and Zeng Wen mumbled their heads for a while and raised their heads. They both smiled at Qi She Jiang Yan, "You sing" Love Time "to hear."

Qi Shejiang suddenly showed a speechless expression, and at the same time the audience was also laughing.

This song is basically a new song composed by those colleagues on his previous show. It is currently in the promotion period and is everywhere.

Qi Shejiang looked embarrassed and stopped for a while. Talent: "I won't!"

The tone and interval and expressions are not indifferent at first glance, but not wanting.

Meng Jingyuan laughed, "I just said that I am good at pop songs. This song is so popular recently, you won't."

Zeng Wen also nodded: "Oh, you ... didn't you do a show with the original singer at the time, didn't they teach you?"

His words made it known to a small number of unknown audiences. This was a slap in the face of Qi Shejiang's disagreement.

Qi Shejiang was stabbed to the point of sadness, "No, no, you'll change another one."

The two talked for a while, and changed another song, which Meng Jingyuan sang for the TV drama in the early years.

Qi Shejiang looked at the ceiling and thought for a while, and simply said, "This won't happen!"

"I have to criticize you, you won't know this song," Zeng Wen said solemnly, "or else you go back and become an idol."

Qi Shejiang hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, Teacher Zeng, this is not yet another chance. I will sing three songs well, and I will definitely sing the last one!"

When his voice just landed, Meng Jingyuan tilted his head and quickly said in revenge, "You sing" Autumn Water. "

Qi Shejiang: "........."

Actually ordered the famous work of the Shouguanshan Band. Most of the audience at the scene were fans, who knew their grievances and laughed loudly. They were excited and applauded together, "Sing one! Sing one!"

It stands to reason that many are fans of Qi Shejiang, but the cross talk atmosphere is too assimilating, and I can't help but run on the love beans together ...

Qi Shejiang implicitly indignantly said, "Aren't you bullying people! Don't say it, I won't say it anymore, isn't it OK for me to be a young comic actor?"

With a shake of his hand, he turned and left.

"Hahahahahahahaha is anxious to everyone!"

"Smile to death, there is something about Zhang Yue, and I smashed him again!"

"Going back to Zhang Yue is going crazy again haha."

Unexpectedly, cue came to Zhang Yue again. Seeing Qi Shejiang ’s performance, the fans' throats were all cracked, and they still remembered to whisper, "The chicken looks cute and cute!"

"Wait!" At this time, Zeng Wen rushed up, grabbed Qi Shejiang who was about to go, and started picking up his clothes. Qi Shejiang also turned back to resist, and the two started to fight on the stage, smashing into a ball , And immediately caused a warm response from the audience.

Between the two men tearing, Qi Shejiang was lying on the stage, and the horse jacket was unbuttoned halfway.

The lively atmosphere is even more lively now. What is this fascinating picture?

Look at Jesse's messy hair, reddish cheeks, why can't you bring your phone in to take pictures!

Zeng Wen and Qi Shejiang were torn apart and stopped by Meng Jingyuan.

"I tell you, you can go and take off the vest on your body." Zeng Wen pointed to the vest on Qi Shejiang, "This vest is mine!"

...

This show is called "Scraped Horse Jacket". Of course, the horse jacket is the most important clue. I said so much at the beginning to draw this out.

At first Qi Qijiang's three were arranged in accordance with the old book. Qi Shejiang had to learn to sing some Taiping lyrics in the beginning, and then found the burden from the Taiping lyrics.

But when I saw so many fans today, many of them may not have heard comic dialogues before, let alone peaceful lyrics. Afraid that there was something unexpected at the scene, they changed the burden and changed it to two people in turn to compare and compare Qi Shejiang popular songs.

Qi Shejiang did not sing at all, so it also prevented possible extreme situations and affected the performance.

As a result, the scene effect became more and more popular.

The new audience didn't mention it, the old audience nodded secretly, don't look good, and the work is not bad. Until now, they haven't paid attention to Qi Shejiang's appearance, at least not completely.

...

Qi Shejiang Committee grievously explained to Meng Jingyuan that the jersey was borrowed from the Zeng Wen family for the good performance today. "But my jersey was not worn in white. The other day I went to Teacher Zeng's house. He was away, and the aunt was at home. Say, Jesse ... "

"Wait! This is definitely not my wife." Zeng Wen said decisively, "My wife is not foreign!"

"Well, she said, Jesse." Qi Shejiang's expression that you are satisfied with, "Old Zeng he always talks in a misty cloud cover, maybe he doesn't know how to talk, and he loves to talk big, it makes people talk Ask for it. Hold your breath outside and look for us when you go home. You are now performing with him, and if he will be asked to live next time, you will help to complete it. You said, "I ’m not a jersey." Was it for nothing? "

Meng Jingyuan nodded. "That makes sense, and it helps you in your clothes."

Zeng Wen sneered, "Help me? I use him to help? When did I speak, when was Yunshan fog covered? I've been asked to live, because I'm too cultural, too insightful, those words He doesn't understand the illiterate. How can I care about them? It looks like they are being asked. Let ’s take a look at yesterday. It ’s really windy when I watch the sky at night.

Meng Jingyuan thought about it, "Yes, it's windy."

Zeng Wen said with a big grin: "The wind can be very strong. It was blowing all night. There was a well in my yard. One night's work allowed the wind to go outside the wall!"

Meng Jingyuan is of course an incredible look. Can the wind blow the well elsewhere?

"Don't believe me? Don't believe me and ask him to go!" Zeng Wen pointed to Qi Shejiang.

Meng Jingyuan looked at Qi Shejiang and asked him, "There is such a thing, do you know? It was the wind blowing too much, and the well was blown out of the wall."

Qi Shejiang looked up and down him, "Ms. Meng, came to power without waking up? Well can scrape the wall? Never heard of it!"

At this time, Zeng Wen rushed over, and began to scrabble Qijiang's clothes again, which once again attracted the fans' screams. I wish he could scream all the best.

"My home is scratching the wall. How have you never heard of it?" Zeng Wenji said with a pale face.

Qi Shejiang was stupid, saying indifferently: "Yes, it's yours ... Yes, yes, I remember, that's what happened!"

Meng Jingyuan laughed, "Have you ever heard of it? Then tell me, why did you scrape the wall?"

Qi Shejiang wiped the cold sweat with his sleeves, his face guilty, "This ... should be, is it the case ..."

After Meng Jingyuan's continuous questioning, Qi Shejiang made up a slang easily, "... the wall is a fence wall, and it's a long time, the wind blows and the sun rots. The wind blows, the fence wall comes in In the circle, Mr. Zeng's eyes were not good. At first glance, he said, "Why is my well shaved?"

...

At this point, we have entered the most important part of Zhenghuoer, Yuan Li.

Also heard here, the old audience with good ears nodded again and again, hard to conceal appreciation, hot words, lively and stable, this is good!

The centerpiece of the "Pocket Horse Jacket" is a round lie. The whole story is structured by a teasing actor playing a role of open mouth, bragging and lying, which is extremely exaggerated.

The actor is trying to figure out the lies, to break through the lies.

The greasy actor could only use his brains to help him lie because he borrowed a funny jersey. In this way, he closed the seam.

Just lie on this lie, the next lie is here again. With so many questions and answers, the more the cowhide blows, the more exaggerated it is, and the laughter comes out, and it is also extremely successful.

...

"You talk about it, is there such a thing? A nag, his brain is about the same size as this house, with twelve rows of high-speed rail cars, they must be like telephone poles, and their eyes are like searchlights." Ask the last lie.

After passing by, the audience was already laughing when he heard him say this. This lie is too difficult to round!

Qi Shejiang said categorically: "Nonsense!"

Meng Jingyuan: "But this is what Teacher Zeng said."

Zeng Wen: "Well, I said."

"What he said is useless."

"how?"

"This jersey ... I don't want it!"

The last bag trembled, and the people bowed down together.

The audience shouted loudly. Not only were the fans attracted, but even the old audience who was used to the cross talk between Zeng and Meng also applauded vigorously.

Based on their years of listening to cross talks, this young man's ability is directly proportional to his appearance, and this job makes it good!

...

I also said before the head, "Steak Horse Gown" has high requirements for the greasy actor. That's because during this period, the greasy actors need to use the "blind" method.

It means that when talking about East Hammer and West Hammer, it seems that there is no right word at all. A person with mature skills, to show the general state of novice, can not annoy the audience, the requirements of the scale, the weather, you can imagine!

During this period, Qi Shejiang was uneasy about performing. He racked his brains and lied, his condition was so embarrassing that the audience laughed. The audience could hardly tell whether he was really embarrassed or false.

Moreover, even the run that was previously held by someone was almost impossible to tell whether it was played on the spot, otherwise, where did the embarrassment come from.

But in fact, every sentence, every tone, and even expressions and movements are thought out in advance.

Let Qi Shejiang perform one more time, he can guarantee that this blushing and flustering, restless effect!