MTL - The Squeamish Little Brother of the Actor-Chapter 38 [There is a barrage] Stupid hits the straight ball yyds! !

Seeing that the speech in the live broadcast room is getting more and more yellow and developing in an uncontrollable direction.

The backstage staff decisively kicked Qiu Ci's account out of the room.

[You have been kicked out of the room by the administrator]

Qiu Ci took Ran Dongling back to the computer and saw this sentence.

? ?

When did he enter the room?

When he just went upstairs, there was only Ran Dongling in the room, so it goes without saying who is the culprit.

Ran Dongling touched the dog's head and arranged a seat for the dog, "Samoyed, sit here, we will broadcast live together. By the way, brother Qiu Ci, they just said that my camera is black Yes, but I don't understand how they say it."

Seeing his innocent face, Qiu Ci gently pinched his delicate cheek.

There are two chairs in front of the computer. Now the dog sits in one, so where does he sit?

He was sitting in a chair.

Because Ran Dongling found that his elder brother Qiu Ci had no place to sit, he realized that it was wrong, and moved another chair over, and then their position became that he was sitting on the right, Samoyed was sitting in the middle, and Qiu was sitting in the middle. Sit on the left.

There is a dog between them. From Qiu Ci's point of view, the dog blocked most of Ran Dongling's body.

He adjusted the computer, turned on the camera, and re-entered the live room.

The background staff saw his message, hesitated for a few seconds, but passed.

The audience was very curious about the wolf and tiger words just sent by Ran Dongling, and even many people who didn’t know the live broadcast were attracted by the voice intercepted by netizens. Where is he, licking him.

It's a pity that the melons they prepared didn't come in handy, and the eyes didn't come into play, because they saw a dog appearing in the camera.

A large, white, fluffy Samoyed smiling at the camera with its tongue out.

"Woooooooooooooooooo-"

【So it was a dog just now? 】

【I'm crazy, my aunt laughed for five minutes, and she fantasized about them hitting a home run, you told me it was a dog? ? What a dog! How can it be a dog! 】

[I hate...]

[When did Qiu Ci raise a dog, as his ashes, I don't even know any news]

He saw this barrage and replied, "This is Uncle's dog."

[It turned out to be my uncle, who is his uncle? Will it work? Why bring the dog here! 】

[This dog is good, what is its name]

"It's a Samoyed, it's just hairy, not fat." Ran Dongling saw that the dog was blocking the camera and thought it was fat.

[It's the name! name! 】

【The breed of dog is called Samoyed, so what is its name? 】

"It's also called Samoyed!"

Chou Li is too troublesome, so he can call him whatever he raises, and this Samoyed is called Samoyed.

[Oh, when I didn't ask]

[I have six periods to say]

Host: "Since the fourth group of guests is back, then our live broadcast will begin. First, let's welcome Teacher Qiu and Xiaoling again - I don't know what Teacher Qiu and Xiaoling are doing recently. Woolen cloth?"

He did a lot, Ran Dongling started pouring beans.

"We went shopping with my mother, played chess with my grandfather at home, and moved house. It's so high here, and there's a lake outside, called... um."

Qiao Ci bypassed Samoyed and covered his mouth, "This can't be said."

Interrupted by Qiu Ci, he forgot what he was going to say, Qiu Ci reminded him, "I also drank milk tea."

"Oh, I also drank taro milk tea, no taro paste, no..." He didn't finish this time, waiting for Qiu Ci to cover his mouth.

Qiu Ci's hand was still on his shoulder and lightly tapped twice, but there was no movement.

[No milk tea, just Bo Bo! Bao, one mouth! 】

【I have a big mouth, I will come first! 】

"I want to say brother's Bo Bo, his taro paste Bo Bo milk tea is delicious!"

【Is it just milk tea? ? 】

Seeing that the barrage is about to become yellow again, the host interjected to control the situation.

Host: "It turns out that Xiaoling has done so many things and lived a very fulfilling life. Time is running out. Let's start asking questions right away. The first question was in the first two shoots. Did you encounter anything that impressed you on the way?"

Impressed?

The standard answer given by the director is: the interaction between the two.

Ran Dongling started to think from the beginning, from Yueshi Village to Hope Primary School, and then to the Marriage Temple, the resort island is also fun, seaside, tandem bicycle, theater, ice cream town.

Then he said, "Xiao Ange's cooking is delicious."

[This is it? 】

【I got it! He is actually saying the opposite, which means that he thinks Qiu Ci is hard to eat, but because of his face, he is embarrassed to say it. Friends, this is love.

[Is there a problem with the previous understanding? 】

Host: "It seems that Xiao An's cooking is really delicious. We Xiaoling remembered it for so long. What is Teacher Qiu's answer?"

Qiu Ci didn't say anything, only two places, "The Temple of Marriage, the seaside."

[so? What happened in these two places]

【I got it again! That time at the Marriage Temple, he carried Xiaobaishi up the mountain, and Xiaobaishi donated money. It is estimated that the two of them sought blessings from the God of Marriage in the temple and made a promise to accompany them for a lifetime. The seaside must have been the truth that night, hehe, so Xiaobai had a fever the next day. Friends, this is love, it killed me, I was moved to tears again]

【Fuck, what you said makes sense, that's really impressive! 】

Neither of them answered according to the prompts given by the director, but the host is very experienced, and from their answers, they reminded the audience of the content of the show.

Host: "Photography is not allowed in the Temple of Marriage, so everyone doesn't know that Xiaoling worshipped the **** of marriage in the temple that day and donated all his money, and the money they earned was not good enough. It's easy, and having this sincerity is truly an unforgettable experience."

Ran Dongling frowned when she heard what she said, this is not the case.

He opened his mouth to refute her: "I donated it all because an old monk in the temple cheated me of the money."

[Cheat? ? 】

[I also want to check in, but now the temple has to be renovated, so I can't go in]

The host didn't think about this, she remembered that when the recording of the program ended, and when Qiu Ci registered the funds, Qiu Ci said that the money was donated by Ran Dongling, who would have thought He was deceived.

She couldn't hold back her smile, and when she saw the barrage began to deviate from the track again, her professionalism made her quickly change the topic, "The scope of the seaside is even larger, and the seaside can be seen almost every day during the few days of recording the program. , Teacher Qiu gave us too few hints."

Host: "The second question, if you want to choose one of the guests to travel with you, who would you choose?"

The prompt given by the director is to say casually, it is best to say the reason for the choice.

Viewers from God's perspective already know the choices of the first three groups of guests.

At present, Xiu Zhian is far ahead with five votes, and Ran Dongling also unexpectedly won one vote.

Without brother Qiuci by his side, Ran Dongling didn't want to go out with others, he shook his head and replied, "I don't want to travel with others, I just want to be with brother Qiuci."

【The idiot hits the straight ball yyds! 】

【Samoyed you are so lucky, you can eat here】

He was very serious when he said this, Qiu Ci looked at his profile, was about to speak, and heard him say, "But the dogs can go on a trip together."

Qiu Ci retracted his gaze and replied casually, "I don't want to travel with others."

[Laughing friends, I bet 50 cents, this is definitely not what Qiu Ci just wanted to say]

The host smiled and said to Chouci, "The dog is not our guest, but Xiaoling and Mr. Qiu can take the dog on a trip in the future, and can share the travel experience on the Internet ."

Samoyed sat for a while, looked at the people on the left and right, and suddenly jumped off the chair and left.

[Dog: slipped away]

Originally, the program team planned a group of guests to ask five questions, but their progress was too slow. Fifteen minutes passed and only two questions were asked.

Host: "Unknowingly, fifteen minutes are almost here. Today's live broadcast is very pleasant. Before the broadcast, Teacher Qiu and Xiaoling will play a small game with me. Choose a number from each number, and tell you secretly that this is related to our next mission—"

This Friday, Ran Dongling chose five.

Chou Ci said something casually.

[I've come to my senses, one five and one two, let me be the zero! 】

[Which zero, five-two or two-fifty]

—

While there were still a few days before the program was recorded, Qiu Ci took Ran Dongling to Chen Yao's studio, followed by the Samoyed.

Ran Dongling and Samoyed have now built a friendship across species, and he himself dare not go upstairs, begging for vengeance every day to lead the dog.

Qiu Ci didn't like the dog, but the beauty in his arms was coquettish, and he liked it very much, allowing him to play with the dog for an hour a day.

Assistant Xiaoou came to pick them up, Chen Yao's studio was not as advanced as fans imagined, in a private house behind an elementary school.

On the first floor, he rented it to a couple who sold buns, the second floor was a reception room and a place to play musical instruments, and the third floor was equipped with a soundproof wall, and inside was a recording studio.

Everyone who came to his studio wondered why he chose to be here. Chen Yao didn't explain, only said that the buns downstairs are delicious, remember to buy a few buns when you leave.

Ran Dongling got out of the car and led the dog. Samoyed smelled the smell of meat and dragged him to the front of the bun shop.

"Wow, woohoo-"

"Samoyed, do you want to eat buns?" Ran Dongling asked it.

The Samoyed may have become a sperm, and nodded at the steamed bun.

There are many flavors of buns in the bun shop, Ran Dongling looked around, he wanted to eat a meat bun.

"Hello, I want three fresh meat buns."

"Okay, there are six in total, scan the code here." The uncle skillfully packed three buns for him and placed the bags in front of him.

Ran Dongling didn't scan the code, he took out a card from the rabbit's purse, looking for a machine to swipe the card, but couldn't find it.

"Uncle, I want to swipe my card."

"What to swipe?" Uncle suspects that he heard it wrong. He has opened a baozi shop here for several years, and this is the first time he hears that someone has to swipe a card to buy buns for a few dollars.

"Swipe the card." The black card in Ran Dongling's hand shone in the sunlight.

The author has this to say:

Xiaobaishi is not a typo, because idiot is a forbidden word in the live broadcast room;

Homonyms written by netizens