MTL - The Mad Cultivator-Chapter 3 Joke

Chapter Three

"Mrs. Second, you have to make the decision for my fourth son! Wow, look at his face? What a fool is so vicious!" The next day, at dawn, Li Sishou was with his wife. Led to the second wife's room, she cried and complained about Ye Kong's "violent" behavior.

"Being beaten by a fool?" The second wife burst out a laugh and pointed at the old man kneeling on the ground. "You are too helpless. What do you want to say to the fool? He hits you and you hit He did, and came to me to cry. "

"No, Mrs. Second," the fourth old man quickly explained. "That kid is not stupid, he speaks smoothly, and he hits people unambiguously. When he fights, he fights, nothing like the idiot who likes to smirk. Listen. His mother said that as soon as he woke up, he suddenly got better. "

"No." The second wife heard Ye Kong's mind work, but was not quite convinced, and asked, "It's been silly for more than ten years. How can I say good?"

"Yeah, but he's not really stupid." Lao Si sighed and held back his head and mourned, "Mrs. You, you master the old slaves, the old slaves will stop the noise in the middle of the night. , This kid is too lawless! "

Of course, Lao Si would not be stupid enough to say that she wanted money from Chen Jiuniang. On the contrary, in order to stir up the anger of the second wife, he also said, "The ugly woman does not stop her son from seeing the murder. She knows that I am the slave. The second wife, this is obviously despising the second wife you, they hit the dog and do not look at the owner, this is the person who lost you. "

The second wife was very good-looking, and immediately heard this, she was a little angry.

However, she is not a mindless person. Chen Jiuniang has always been honest and she dares not do anything extraordinary, which is very clear to her.

And I still do n’t believe it, how could that fool say okay?

"I'll just stand for it. You go back first, oh, go to the counter and get two or two pieces of silver to heal the wound." Mrs. 2 thought about it.

Li's wife heard that there was silver, and was a joy, but it was in exchange for men's blood.

Fool, you just wait to be kicked out of Yefu! She thought with a grudge, and nodded at Mrs. Er, "Mrs. Xie Er."

"Mrs. Xie Er." The fourth old man also scratched his head and followed his wife to exit the door.

"The fool is not stupid, he will hit someone again." The second wife thought for a moment, then shouted in a deep voice, "Little Red."

"Mrs. Second, slaves are here." Xiaohong is her eldest daughter. She is fifteen years old, but she has already been born, and more importantly, she is clever and smart, and she can handle things.

"Did you hear what Li Sisi said just now? What do you think?" Mrs. Er asked.

"The slaves didn't quite believe that the fool would be okay. Ordinary people would smirk. Other people threw stones at him, he didn't know how to hide. Bacheng Li was trying to blackmail Chen Jiuniang, but he accidentally broke. That ’s where I came to play. ”This little red is a clever girl, and she can analyze some eyebrows in the blink of an eye.

"Well." The second wife obviously believed in Xiaohong's analysis more, but she felt that Li Si was afraid to lie to herself, so she ordered, "Go to the ugly woman's yard and see for yourself if the fool is OK. . "

"Yes." Xiao Hong commanded, and stepped out of the lotus step.

Xiaohong went out, and the second wife snorted coldly. "Whether it is true or not, I just happened to drive the ugly woman out of the house, so the ugly would like to live in Yefu, it is really the person who lost Yefu!"

Ye Kong was lying in a daze on Chen Jiuniang's bed at this moment. He was a bit tired last night. He talked to the cheap mother and fell asleep.

However, those chats still made Ye Kong very rewarding, letting him know Anguo, or the Cangnan continent that emphasizes martial arts. If you want to get ahead, you must be like Ye Haoran, and you can practice martial arts well before you can join the army. Enter the DPRK and become a respectable and decent person.

Ye Kong asked again how many people there were in the Cangnan continent, where was it outside the Cangnan continent, whether there were any immortals, and so on.

Chen Jiuniang couldn't answer. After all, she didn't have much knowledge. Staying in the general's embroidery patch has taken up most of her time. Where can I find these gossip news, I don't know much about An Guo, and less about foreign news.

But the goddess, she heard someone say, I heard that someone saw a fairy flying on a sword flying over the southern capital.

But she hasn't seen it with her own eyes, but according to legend, there are still some immortals. As for how many? where is it? These were not all she could know.

When he woke up in the morning, Ye Kong lay on the bed and wondered. The main thing now is that if you live, this is a world that advocates force. If you want to make a living in this world, you must have strong strength, you can get ahead with it, or you can only be bullied by others.

Although his dad is a general, he seems to be unreliable, and he is neither willing to leave his destiny to be controlled by others, nor to rely on others to survive.

So strengthening yourself is the only way out!

On the earth, Ye Kong is a hooligan who sees and hides personally. Although he has n’t cut people and shot people with bricks, he has only been brave and hard. He has never really learned martial arts and met masters. Can't beat anyone at all.

He thought about what other abilities he had, but after thinking about it, he suddenly found that he didn't have any abilities, he wouldn't make soap or make guns. He couldn't remember two poems about Wu Wen and his three feet. The cat's rumbling couldn't hold Ye Haoran's slap.

He found for the first time that he was so useless that he was almost no different from an idiot.

How can we strengthen ourselves?

Chen Jiuniang, who was sitting, was busy embroidering her hands, but she watched her son blinklessly.

She was a little worried. Will her son be better all night, and then he will regain his affection the next day?

It seems that her worry is still very likely. When she saw her son woke up, she looked at the top of the mosquito net, and for most of the time, she did not blink, and her eyes gradually dispersed, did she say she was stupid again?

The son is her only hope. I just saw a little hope, but don't do anything else.

At present, Chen Jiuniang wanted to call her son, but unexpectedly, Ye Kong suddenly stood up, sat up, and suddenly said, "Learning, only learning, learning and hard training can make yourself stronger!"

This sound startled Chen Jiuniang, who was about to open her mouth. She stunned her hand with a needle in her hand, and a bright red bloodstream leaked out.

"Ah." Chen Jiuniang whispered softly.

I saw Ye Kong a shocking spirit, and got out of bed barefoot, holding his maid's finger in his mouth.

"Mother, it's okay." When he spit out his fingers, the blood was no longer seeping.

"Kuo Er is okay and sensible." Chen Jiuniang smiled on her face and looked at Ye Kong with some wet eyes.

Ye Kong was an orphan on the earth. He had never felt motherly love since he was a child. He felt his mother's eyes made his nose sore, which was a very unpleasant feeling.

"Don't watch, what's so nice about it? It just looked like a long time ago." Ye Kong said unhappyly.

"Mother doesn't look at mother or not." Chen Jiuniang was happy but with a nasal sound, but still looked at her son.

"I'm going to pee." Ye Kong escaped out of the door.

The hut is not far away. I went there last night.

Rogue habits are difficult to change. Ye Kong swayed out, shaking left and right, and met a few daughters-in-law, all of whom peeked at him with a strange look.

"Look, this is the fool Ye Kong, don't look at him as the general's son, but it's better to be a subordinate." A family member in the back pointed at Ye Kong with a finger.

Another newcomer who appeared to be doing something at the door whispered, "I don't think he looks like a fool?"

"How unlike, he's a fool, snotting and laughing at people all day."

"Oh." Xin Jiading nodded at Ye Kong's back.

"The masters in the house also compiled a smooth song, Ye Kong Ye Kong, empty their heads." The old man was afraid that the newcomers did not believe it, and said, "Don't believe it, last time they hit him with stones." Don't believe me, I will show it to you! "

Ye Kong didn't care about such a thing, but he didn't hear it when he heard it.

But I heard that the family was going to smash him with stones. He was annoyed. You and your fairy are stubborn. I've tricked you into messing you up? What's wrong with the fool? Don't you understand the protection of vulnerable groups?

"Who's going to hit me?" Ye Kongfu turned up a flowerpot beside the road and walked up.

"Are you going to smash me?" Ye Kong held a flower pot in one hand, and poke the other finger on the chest of the family.

The old man had a look on his face, what did this fool say? However, he couldn't even think about it. The small stone in his hand was not a heavyweight compared to the flower pot.

"I'm not going to smash you." Hometown Ding can also be tricky, and quickly put the stones into the hands of Xinjia Ding.

"That's you!" Ye Kong stared arrogantly, the gangster's anger burst out, and his finger poke on Xinjiading's chest again.

"No, I didn't, it was him ..."

The old man knew that he had to reveal the filling, and he didn't wait for his comrades to finish speaking, then turned around and ran, and as soon as he ran, the new home man followed.

"Damn, so timid, still want to throw me a stone?" Ye Kong snorted and threw the flowerpot back.

But in the distance, two dings shouted in panic, "The fool hit someone, the fool hit someone!"

"Damn, the fool's hat is really hard to pick." Ye Kong smiled helplessly, shook his head and walked to the latrine.

Laughing at people is a fool. Hit someone, still a fool. One is a maniac and a maniac is a lunatic.

Being treated as a fool, Ye Kong is very upset. Since Lao Tzu is crazy, then go crazy in the end.

Going to the latrine during the day is not as quiet as at night. Along the way, I also saw a lot of passers-by. Ye Kong, regardless of whether he knew or not, all rolled his eyes. For those who have no eyesight, he directly picked up the roadside flowers Basin intimidation.

Not to mention, it worked. Those families saw him coming and all were scattered.

But there are also not afraid. No, another beautiful niece came across and looked up secretly, but found that Ye Kong was staring at her, and the two came in contact.

Huo Huo! This little uncle did not hide! Ye Kong was even more upset. Previously, he was on Hanzheng Street, and those passers-by were so glared that he did not dare to provoke him and walked down.

Ye Kong stared sharply, and walked towards the little sister-in-law. Maybe it was too aggressive for him to be a hooligan, then Xiao Xiao knew that he was scared and ran away in a hurry.

I heard Ye Kong hippie shouting with a smile behind her face, "Beautiful sister, don't go away, Fang Ling geometry, there are no in-laws, how many loved ones? Spring is blooming, all things are recovering, let's discuss the major events in life ...

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"Jack! Goods!"

From a flower-lined window in the backyard of the General's Mansion, a woman's scolding came.

Ye Haoran's women are the same, but in contrast, they are different. This is a luxuriously decorated woman's room, which is better than Chen Jiuniang's room in the corner of the front yard. I don't know how many times.

But even so, some people still feel that it is not enough. They must drive Chen Jiuniang out of the run-down small yard, and don't even want to give a place to stay.

The reason was that Chen Jiuniang was ugly and made her look uncomfortable.

The second wife, who was scolding herself, was even more fancy in satin and her body was full of noble lady's breath. At the moment she was screaming at the table and roaring.

"This ugly woman really doesn't pay attention to her old mother! And her hybrid cub! Blind his dog's eyes, even dare to tease my big girl!"

And the beautiful sister-in-law who was scared away by Ye Kong was standing in front of her. This maidservant was Xiao Hong who went to inquire about the second wife. Dare to look at Ye Kong because it is backed by the second wife.

"Mrs. Second, it's not cost-effective to dispel the fire with this popularity." Xiao Hong was not only beautiful because she was able to win the favor of Mrs.

"Yeah, mother, what's mad with a fool, drink a glass of water." Ye Wen, the second wife's son, also helped.

Ye Wennian Fang Xie ~ www.novelbuddy.com ~ was born strong and mighty, but don't think he is a reckless man, in fact he is cunning. Of course, he practiced martial arts under the guidance of famous teachers since he was a child. A set of Nancang Tongjiquan has been practiced with little success, which is the best among the descendants of the Ye family.

"Well." The second wife took the ginseng tea handed by Ye Wen and took a sip.

Suppressing the anger with ginseng tea, the second wife was much calmer, and said lightly, "Since this boy will be teasing the girl, it seems that this fool is really not stupid."

"Yes, not stupid at all, speaks fluently." Xiao Hong nodded.

Ye Wen, who was standing aside, was really upset. I didn't find a chance to make fun of the girl in our room. Damn it, you were a fool.

"Mother, you must teach that fool this time, no matter if he is stupid or not, you have to make him suffer!" Ye Wen flashed a fierce light in his eyes.

"Well, but I have to think of a better excuse for this." The second wife pondered, "I asked Li Laosi again just now, and his wife-in-law was not there, and he told me the truth. The actual situation was him. I wanted to blackmail and was beaten by that kid. If we ask him again for this reason, if the general asks him later, we won't stand up ... "

"What's the point with a fool? In my opinion, go and kick him directly and let him stop!" Ye Wen hugged his arm and snorted again, "It's not that he didn't hit him."

The second wife shook her head. "Don't be reckless. According to the fourth son of Li, this fool is not only stupid, but also clever and savvy. His words are dripping, so don't let him drill holes and give birth to many wrongs."

Ye Wenha smiled, "The child also has a way to beat him! He still has nothing to say, even in front of his father, it doesn't matter."

The second lady's eyes lightened, "Talk about it."

Ye Wen whispered to Mrs. Er's ear, and said Mrs. Er, with an eyebrow, smiled.