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MTL - The Female General’s Wife Chasing Road-Chapter 94
"What happened?"
Seeing Gu Changjun coming back, Liu Xi hurriedly greeted him.
"Something happened."
"Small things? Small things won't make such a big commotion."
Liu Xi raised her eyes.
Gu Changjun smiled, "For me, it's just a clown jumping in front of me."
"Then you can save yourself a little bit, don't be overturned by the jumping clown."
"Don't worry."
Three days later, Huangshan Bandit Den.
In the huge hall, there were three people sitting, one sitting in the upper hall, and two people sitting in the lower hall, one left and one right, the speaker was on the left, and I saw his hand Holding a paper fan with a moustache, he was squinting and speaking to the people in the hall.
"Hey, I've broken a hand and haven't learned a lesson yet? Master, let's go and slaughter those ignorant guys in Yu Shan right now!"
Now it is a burly man sitting on the right side of the lower hall.
"No," the man with his eyes closed in the hall stretched out his hand to stop the burly man, "Even though we are bandits, we have to keep our word, and after three days, Tushan will be slaughtered, and the old man will be killed in three days. Second, your moral character needs to be changed, isn't this one night away from three days?"
Hu Lao Er scratched his head, but in the end he didn't say anything more, but Wang Lao San next to him stroked his beard and said vulgarly: "I heard from the brothers that Yu Shan's head is a bitch."
The tiger boss who was blind in one eye suddenly straightened up, "Really?"
"It's true, but this **** is weird."
Wang Laosan, who has always known Tiger Boss's preferences, froze slightly and hesitated.
Boss Hu stood up, walked down, and licked his lips, "This kind of hot **** is very tasty, what are you afraid of? It's not the same when the lights are turned off!"
Hu Lao Er covered his mouth and winked at Wang Lao San.
Wang Laosan coughed, "Big boss, I'm not talking about her being weird, it's that woman doesn't like men, but likes women!"
"Yes, yes, the boss, think about it, isn't this woman liking women the same as our men liking men? How disgusting!"
Speaking, the third tiger retched unbearably.
The Boss Hu was getting more and more excited, "So, she also has a wife?"
Wang Laosan touched his nose, "It is said that the head of Yu has a wife."
"Good! Good!"
After listening to Wang Laosan's words, Hu Laoda was even more excited, "I will go to Tushan tomorrow! Remember, if you meet those two women, you have to stay alive!"
Wang Laosan and Hu Lao Er looked at each other.
"Yes!"
Gu Changjun hid on the roof beam and looked at the three people below with a sneer at the corners of his mouth.
Do you still want to beat my wife? Tired of living!
After dark.
More than 20 people were lying on the grass in the back mountain of Huangshan.
"Third brother, what are you doing in the house?"
"You ask me, how do I know, don't talk!"
Chen San glared at Zhao Si, Zhao Si smiled and closed his mouth.
"Shout!"
The bandit den is surrounded!
"Yohoo!"
Gu Changjun, who was sitting on the big tree, saw that everyone had found a good position, then laughed and issued two dark whistles. This sound was like the sound of a partridge, so the bandit den The people who were guarding the inside didn't take it to heart.
After Gu Changjun's secret whistle, Chen San and the others tore off the large medicine bag pinned to their waists, then poured them out on the spot, then stepped back and found Gu Chang The tree where Jun was standing climbed up.
"Big boss, what is that thing for?"
Chen San finally climbed to the bottom of the tree trunk where Gu Changjun was and asked.
"Shh, a quarter of an hour."
Gu Changjun said mysteriously.
Other people in the tree suppressed their curiosity and waited patiently after hearing this.
After a quarter of an hour, everyone understood what the medicine was used for.
This is midsummer, what are the most mountains and forests in this midsummer? Naturally, those worms, rats, snakes and ants!
Can a few worms, snakes and ants kill so many bandits?
Zhao Si looked at the tree trunk as more and more "little things" crawled towards the bandit den, wondering.
"That, is that an old female bug?!"
The brother next to Zhao Si almost missed the tree trunk and fell down when he saw what was behind him!
Zhao Si and the others followed and looked over, and all of them grabbed the trunk of the tree, which is a tiger! It is clearly one!
"What is that? Green?"
Gu Changjun raised his eyes leisurely, "Wolf."
Pfft!
A brother farted in fright!
"Be quiet! You want to kill us!"
Chen San slapped the brother's ass.
"I, I just fart, Lao Yang pissed."
Chen San: …
Old Yang has a bitter face, he has never seen so many "things" in his life! Can he not pee!
Gu Changjun looked on without changing her expression. When there were more and more things around and she was walking towards the bandits' den step by step, she suddenly flew to the roof of the bandit's den. , and then follow the wind and sprinkle the medicine around his waist in the air!
In a few moments, the big men raised their heads and shouted excitedly, rushing towards Gu Changjun while shouting!
"Ouch!"
"Shout!"
"Squeak!"
The night watchman froze when he heard the sound, and when he saw those things, the boss opened his mouth, but the sound could not come out, until the hungry wolf ended his life Then he let out a scream.
"What happened!"
Big Tiger shook off the half-dead woman, and rushed out of the room naked.
"Big, big boss, run! A lot of jackals! A lot! Hurry up... hmm..."
Before Wang Laosan said anything, his neck was bitten by a tiger behind him.
Blood splattered on Mr. Hu's body, he met the dark yellow eyes in front of him, swallowed, and then closed the door and climbed up the beam with a big knife!
Gu Changjun thoughtfully picked up a few watts for him, just enough for him to stick out half of his head.
"You! Who are you?!"
Under the moonlight, Mr. Hu saw Gu Changjun's face clearly.
"Me? I'm the woman you want to capture in the evening."
Gu Changjun chuckled and poked Boss Hu's face, "Look at how considerate I am. Before you go up the mountain to catch me, I will bring it to the door myself."
Boss Hu has seen some things in the world. He didn't need to think about it to know that these things were made by the woman in front of him, so he gritted his teeth and said, "These things are all caused by you!"
"Yes, it's a greeting."
Gu Changjun blinked and said, "Didn't you hurt my brother before and gave me a greeting? I thought that this gift should not be too shabby, so I led them to Come here, the head of Hu Da, I wonder if you are satisfied with this meeting ceremony?"