MTL - The Black Tech Life of Scum-Chapter 45 : Come and help me shit

Scoop two bowls of rice, a bowl of fried kale with lard, and a small dish of pickled cucumbers fried with noodles in oil.

This is Li Bing ’s lunch. Lunch can be casually sent. The dinner can be cut into two or three yuan of meat in the freezer at the village entrance, or fried with two old hens ’eggs. .

There is subsidy for farming, and my grandmother has received a minimum guarantee. Although it is in the countryside, there is no way to make money, but Li Bing is thinking, this day, it is getting better and better.

The house she lived in was a bit rude. The brick-concrete structure bungalow on the first floor was built when the town gave some subsidies for the renovation of the dangerous houses;

There was no gray ash outside the squatter house. The red bricks and concrete were so tight. The location near the ceiling was a bit white. According to the people in the village, it was too long.

有 一 A wall in the bedroom had been cracked obviously. Li Bing used some discarded newspapers to lean on the bed but slept comfortably;

Compared to the windy and rainy weather, the old tiled house with too much mud walls is too safe.

After lunch, Li Bing poured a cup of tea for grandma, and then took the hatchet and took the rope up the mountain.

Grandma is old and ca n’t go up the mountain, but she ’s not idle at home. She often asks Li Bing to chop back some moso bamboos, let her make some bamboo utensils at home, and when she meets a market or someone in the village wants it, she can change it Money to subsidize households ...

Li Bing went up the mountain, in fact, most of the time is to firewood, pick pigweed, only a little time is to take care of the corn field;

Many people in the village use gas, and they use electricity to cook hot pots on New Year's Day. However, Li Bing's family does not have it. Even if it does, she is reluctant to use it.

唯一 The only electrical appliances in the house are those incandescent lamps that fell asleep a few times, and the meter could not run twice as much as a month;

The firewood stove at home must be boiled and boiled by pigs. Firewood is indispensable. Moreover, there is no time to fight firewood at that time, so Li Bing has to hold on.

The Li Bing family was originally at the end of the village. After turning two vegetable gardens, it was the mountain. The young people in the village often went out to work, and many families did not take good care of the fields, let alone the mountains.

After a few years of wasteland, the land was overgrown with weeds. Li Bing didn't pick any good firewood. It was chopped with wood. Within half an hour, he carried a bundle of firewood down the mountain ...

In the past, she was young and had little strength, and an adult could solve things once, and she had to come back and forth several times to finish.

Now, although the adult men are still strong, they are much easier.

She did not stop all the way, Li Bing directly carried the bundle of firewood back home, and put the firewood under the shed of dry and dry firewood, only to find that someone looked at herself outside the fence yard ...

Li Bing untied the hatchet on his back, then washed his face in front of the faucet, and rushed his hands again. Then he shouted to the outside of the courtyard:

"Brother Xiaofan, you are here. Come in and sit down!"

For Zhang Yifan, Li Bing's mood was a little complicated. When he was young, he would cut pigweed, cook, cook, feed pigs, etc. after school. He could only watch the children in the village playing and making trouble. ...

不好 She has bad grades, she just doesn't like to study, she doesn't like to be clean.

Of course, Zhang Yifan's study is not much better .... but, he has different lives;

Zhang Yifan was born in a good family. He could not go out to study at his own expense if he didn't pass the exam. Now he is back in foreign style. He even uses an electric car to transport pig dung, and puts wherever he goes.

I watched Zhang Yifan carry a bag into the yard, and Li Bing said, "Brother Xiaofan, I haven't been here for a long time. The pigs haven't digested it. Right, what about your ?"

"This time I didn't come to collect the dung, hold it for you and grandma," Zhang Yifan grasped his head and handed a plastic bag over.

Li Bing took it and took a look. It contained two bottles of iced black tea and two bottles of nutrition express. It is estimated that they were very cold just after they were taken out of the refrigerator.

"Brother Xiaofan, what are you doing?" Li Bing looked confused.

"Nothing, you usually help me, so buy a bottle of water for you." Zhang Yifan said holding his head.

I really do n’t have much experience with girls. Zhang Yifan is now chatting with girls and does n’t know how to speak.

I was thinking about picking some fruits, but it ’s too sensible to come to me without mentioning something, but the melons in the ground have been given to the boss in that county by my dad ...

There is so little stuff in the Xiaocunkou store, so I had to sip a few bottles of beverages, which was a good thing, not to be empty-handed.

这个 "This, you have just returned from playing with firewood and you are tired. Drink some water and rest early, uh, I'll go back first;"

After Zhang Yifan passed the things, he thought about throwing a sentence, and turned and left.

Li Bing didn't talk to Zhang Yifan directly, unscrew the bottle of iced black tea, and gurgle to take a big sip. This thing is not expensive. Usually, although she doesn't buy it, she still knows the price.

I was enjoying the coolness and refreshment brought by iced black tea, but when I saw Zhang Yifan, Li Bing smiled suddenly and stopped people:

"Brother Xiaofan, tell me, is there something wrong?"

"Nothing."

"Really nothing?" Li Bing asked, shaking his head and smiling.

"Uh, it's actually a trivial matter ..."

"What can you say straight away?"

"I really said that?" Looking at Li Bing nodding his head, with a serious look, Zhang Yifan said at ease, "I just want to ask you, would you like to help me shit?"

听 After listening, Li Bing's eyes widened suddenly, almost wondering if he was hallucinating ...

算 What's going on?

Help you shit?

Is your **** not coming out ~ www.novelbuddy.com ~ Or do you want me to shit?

"I won't let you Baila, I'll pay the wages, just one or two hours a day," Zhang Yifan said.

This is something you have n’t seen or heard before,

Li Bing has also watched TV at other people's homes. It is said that people in the city have the money to help the dogs, the people to spend money to chat with people, and even the money to help people play games ....

But it was the first time I heard people shit, and it took one or two minutes a day ... It was too frustrating.

I didn't expect Zhang Yifan to have this special ...

Li Bing suddenly felt that Zhang Yifan's people collapsed ...

Suddenly her eyes were red and her face was complex. She twisted the iced black tea in her hand, put it back in the bag, and then shoved it into Zhang Yifan's hand, saying coldly, "Hold your stuff and get me out!"

"Pull the pig dung in half of the village, you don't need to pick it, and you don't need to carry it, what about it?" Zhang Yifan put his contents on the ground and walked away, complaining as he walked: "Sale is not good Now, even if you don't agree, is it necessary to have such a big temper? "

等等 "Wait, what are you talking about?" Li Bing cried suddenly.

"I said that buying and selling is not good ..." Zhang Yifan said aloud, anyway, everyone heard it and said nothing bad.

"I said the last!" Li Bingdao.

"Pull the pig dung in half the village ..."

I haven't waited for Zhang Yifan to finish, Li Bing interrupted him directly: "Okay, I agree, what time will I go tomorrow?"

Zhang Yifan was there stumbling there, watching Li Bing pick up the water on the ground, and continued to drink with a big smile.

Xin Xin said: ‘A woman ’s face, June days ...’