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MTL - Shanwa Small Rich Farmers-Chapter 764 No face yellow
The genealogy of Wenjiacun that has been preserved for hundreds of years has been preserved, but the paper that was written decades ago is broken. It is either the material of the genealogy of Wenjiacun, especially the paper that the old eighth master wrote on decades ago is not strong. Anyway, this matter I can't blame Wen Xu's head, as soon as Wen Shigui came at night, Wen Xu asked the elder brothers to take the three jars back. As for where the safe is placed in the village office, it is not Wen Xu's concern.
No matter what happens, the warm, relaxed and cozy little days are lived so peacefully.
Like Wen Xu, the one who gradually got used to such a comfortable life was the female weasel who just came to the house. After staying in Wen's house for a day or two, this guy tasted the biggest benefit of living in Wen's house--you don't have to worry about eating and drinking. , three meals a day in the morning, middle and evening on time, and it was enough. Soon the female weasel surrendered to her stomach and lazy tendons.
Wen Xu opened his eyes, looked at the clouds slowly gathering in the sky, and sighed involuntarily: "Today's rain is probably guaranteed!"
Wenjiacun’s summer standard is a shower of rain in the evening, every day there is no thunder, and the sun will set thunderstorms. Similarly, if it starts to rain in the evening, it means that Wenjiacun is entering the scorching summer.
Now lying in the small courtyard, resting in the warmth of the shade under the tree, I feel that this year's summer has really come.
After finishing speaking, Wen Xu reached out to pick up the fan that fell on the ground, fanned it tightly twice to feel the cool wind, and muttered something in his mouth that he was so hot.
Grabbed the teapot at hand, Wen Nu sucked it to her mouth twice, and found that the only thing sucked up in the pot was tea, but there was no water, opened the lid and saw that the pot was empty, only a few pieces of wet tea leaves were left.
Wen Xu stood up and went back to the house to refill the water for her teapot, and carried the small thermos to her feet, sat back on the recliner and was about to wait for the tea in the pot to cool down, when she turned her head and saw the tree The little things lying on the bottom couldn't help being happy.
Now Suiliang at the bottom of the tree is not occupied by Wen Xu alone. There are five fishing cats, large and small, including Dongliang, Dahua and Erhua, plus the seven members of the white weasel family. It can be said that the whole tree is under the tree. It's full.
If you choose the most domineering sleeping position from all the guys, it will be the fishing cat with a family of five, and the one lying on the four sleeping is stretched out, with a snow-white belly soaring to the sky. This is so arrogant that it cannot be more arrogant.
The cutest one sleeping is Dahua Erhua. The two bear girls have their chins on the ground, their two big front paws are covering their faces, and their two fat hind legs are directly on the ground. They look cute, if It's not that the body is too big, but it can be more cute.
The ones who slept most neatly were Lao Bai's family of seven. Lao Bai and his daughter-in-law were lying on the two ends, their bodies stretched into a straight strip, and five little white weasels were sleeping in the middle, all of them sleeping in a straight strip.
As for Dongliang's sleeping position, it has not changed for thousands of years, normal dog position!
As for the scum, needless to say, they went out to wander early in the morning. Orange Cat and Snow Flower followed Shi Shangzhen to the village office, and they seldom stayed in the courtyard even when they were sleeping.
The two little tigers in the family went out to play with the three children and the old Tao. They said they were going to play, but the old Tao took the three children to learn about some animals and plants, which can be regarded as increasing the life experience of the children.
Now the three little things love the two little tigers more than anything else. In fact, it’s not just the three little things. There is no child in the village who doesn’t like the two little tigers. What about special feelings? The popularity of the two little tigers in the village is far higher than that of the big flower Erhua. If it's delicious, if you don't eat it yourself, you have to come over and feed it to the two little tigers.
It is better to treat a tiger than to treat your own parents! This is a laughing comment from the adults in the village to the children.
Glancing at the wheezing little things sleeping at home, Wen Nu withdrew her gaze, closed her eyes and lay down on the recliner, gently kicked off the shoes on her feet, stepped her feet on the surface of the chair, and gently Shaking while humming an out-of-key tune.
Singing for a while, I reached out and tried the purple clay pot at hand, but found it was still hot, so Wen Nu simply poured a little space water into it, and after mixing it, the temperature of the water in the pot immediately came down, and Wen Nu immediately drank it.
After drinking a cup of tea, I immediately felt a sense of comfort in my stomach, and my body was slightly sweating, and then I felt a little cool when I was blown by a small wind.
"Um!"
Wen Xu lifted up his vest, exposing his belly, lay down on the chair happily, closed his eyes, and listened to the non-stop neighing of cicadas from the old jujube tree.
At first, I wanted to take a nap for a while, but this cicada scream is a bit annoying, and it’s nothing if I don’t pay attention to it, but today, Wen Xu noticed it. The more I listen to this cicada cry, the more unpleasant it becomes.
Wen Xu is not Yongzheng, and he is so troublesome to make a sticky stick when he knows it. The solution here is very simple, turn on the radio next to him and listen to any good programs, let alone, you are really given by Wen Xu When I met it, I listened to "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" by Mr. Shan Tianfang.
She closed her eyes, listened quietly to Mr. Shan's unique voice on the radio, Wen Nuan slowly emptied her mind, put the cry of cicada aside, and quietly savored the words in the book. pleasure.
"Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!"
Just when Wen Xu was about to fall asleep, a burst of rapid cries woke Wen Xu up, opened his eyes and sat up to see, Wen Xu immediately yelled at the old white daughter-in-law.
"Be honest, what do you want to shout at the devil, and don't see who is the better of the two of you, you are stubborn!"
The old white daughter-in-law is dishonest again, and she doesn't know when she opened her eyes and tried to provoke the Demon King and his wife again. How can these two couples be messed with? Two strokes here will naturally hit the bar.
I have to mention here that weasels and squirrels, although they both have the word "mouse" in the middle of their names, are not good buddies, good brothers, and have no blood relationship. On the contrary, weasels are one of the natural enemies of squirrels in nature, and Weasels also like to put squirrels on their dinner plates.
So here comes the problem, the old white daughter-in-law has not been here for a long time, once she has adapted to the surrounding environment, as a wild animal, she naturally regards this piece of land as her own territory.
Naturally, he quickly noticed the couple of the demon king perched on the tree. Although the couple are not small in size, as the old white daughter-in-law who has been hanging out in the wild before, she will not be intimidated by the size of the squirrel, so the old The white daughter-in-law is determined to bring these two squirrels down first, and let's talk about the rest!
It's not that it doesn't want to bring down Erhua Dahua, but just because of Erhua Dahua's posture, it also knows that provoking Erhua Dahua is tantamount to courting death.
As for pillars? When I met it in the wild, I had to exhaust my strength even to run, so how could I provoke a dog?
The Fishing Cat family is not a good thing. Just pull out a cat whose whole body is bigger than its couple combined. It is not stupid and will not provoke.
As for Snow Flower, the old white daughter-in-law didn't even think about it. If she stayed here for a day or two, the most frightening thing was this giant eagle. How can I take the initiative to challenge the natural enemy when my bladder tightens? Isn't that the mouse looking for death by licking the bridge of the cat's nose!
The old white daughter-in-law obviously didn't listen to the warm words. After squeaking on the ground for a while, she began to puff up her tail and bristle her body hair, and kept demonstrating to the demon king on the pine.
The Demon King was also depressed standing on the tree branch. He looked at Wen Xu and made a slight squeak. If it were a human voice, the Demon King might have said to Wen Xu: "You brought this idiot here?"
Wen Xu didn't understand what the squirrel said, anyway, when he saw the devil squeak at him twice, he spread his hands out as a helpless gesture.
The devil doesn't know what kind of bird the master is, and the devil doesn't put a weasel in his eyes, let alone this little weasel that just arrived, even Laobai is the same in its eyes, everyone well Don't violate the river water.
After listening to the two squeaks under the tree, the Demon King naturally didn't want to talk to the idiot under the tree, and started to gnaw on the chestnuts by himself.
Seeing a squirrel ignoring her, the old white daughter-in-law immediately became more irritable. The behavior of the prey made the old white daughter-in-law feel that her dignity as a weasel was challenged. I feel that I am not worthy of the word weasel.
Whoosh whoosh!
I have to say that Lao Bai's daughter-in-law's movements are very fast, so fast that she almost becomes a yellow smoke in Wen Xu's eyes, which means that Lao Bai in his peak period can outrun her. It is estimated that the weasels in the wild can reach this speed, and they are all one-on-one. A good hunter.
clang!
clang!
Just as Wen Xu was sighing at the speed of the old white daughter-in-law, the old white daughter-in-law stopped, her whole body leaning against the trunk of the jujube tree, and it was impossible to climb up again.
The one who took the two shots just now was naturally the Demon King. Seeing a weasel dared to provoke him, the Demon King felt that it would be impossible for him not to make a move. He had to let the newcomer know that the yard is your territory, but the tree is my pine tree. Someone's place, so he bit his mouth and smashed a chestnut in half, hitting the old white daughter-in-law's head and face.
The old white daughter-in-law is confused, she has never seen a squirrel so powerful, not only because of its strength, but also its head is too scary, if the first hit is when it is angry, then it hits its own head at the same time , and almost at the same point, the accuracy of this skill really frightened it.
The old white daughter-in-law didn't have the guts to climb up the tree anymore, because the **** squirrel found another chestnut in its hand, bit it into two pieces, and was staring at her covetously.
Now it can be said that the old white daughter-in-law is a little shy and hard to get into the sheath. If she wants to go up, she is afraid of the strength of the black squirrel, but if she goes down, she feels a little ashamed. Didn’t you see all the heads under the tree looking at it?
Actually, the old white daughter-in-law was thinking a little too much. The group of people under the tree, except for her few children, were all watching the fun. No one believed that the old white daughter-in-law could make the devil eat up.
Even though the fishing cat and his wife are now looking up at the starry sky at an angle of seventy-five degrees, they think in their hearts: See if you can do it, a little weasel just wants to get that thing on the tree, and neither of us can do it together. You can do it, let alone you!
clang!
The devil looked over here, yo drink! You still don't want to go down, so Chaoshou gave the old white daughter-in-law's head up again.
All of a sudden, the old white daughter-in-law understood: Except for those who didn’t grow up, the people living in this yard are not fuel-efficient lamps!
After thinking about this, the old white daughter-in-law was very straightforward. She turned her head and jumped down from the tree. Not only did she jump down, but she also returned to the side of her child as if nothing had happened. Lie down on one side.
Almost fell down in seconds, then closed his eyes and began to sleep. It was obviously deflated, but now it looks like nothing happened!
Seeing the appearance of the old white daughter-in-law, Wen Xu couldn't help but feel admiration, and secretly gave the old white daughter-in-law a thumbs up: I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen you so shameless, this thick-skinned The scum in the family can compete with you!
"No Face Yellow!"
Wen Xu immediately gave this shameless guy a very appropriate new name.
No face, no face!
Wen Xu was about to lie back on the chair when Wen Shigui's voice came from the door.
"Shixu!"
"What's up?"
Wen Shigui didn't enter either, and put down the shovel on his shoulder at the gate of the courtyard: "Aren't you going to Mingzhu tomorrow?"
"Yeah, to attend the premiere, why do you want to go?"
Wen Shigui waved his hands: "What am I going to do, I happen to be with you, let's return the things to others."
"Oh!"
As soon as she heard about this, Wen Xu immediately agreed. Anyway, tomorrow is nothing serious, so let's take it as a day trip to Sioux City.