MTL - Shanwa Small Rich Farmers-Chapter 129 money making joke

  At noon, Yan Dong got his wish and ate the big braised goose that he had been thinking about for a few days. One hard dish was served with two or three plates of vegetarian dishes. After eating and drinking well, these people transferred to the courtyard again and continued to discuss things about land distribution and drawing lots.

  Wen Xu was not interested in staying in the yard and listening, so she went into the house and lay down on the bed, closed the curtains and took a beautiful nap.

When Wen Xu woke up, she found that the people in the courtyard had disappeared, even the table had been taken back into the pot room, and the sun in the west was starting to sink towards the top of the hill. When she touched her stomach, she felt a little growling. Immediately set about making dinner again.

   When it was time for dinner, Yan Dong didn't come back, so Wen Xu put his share in the pot and kept it warm with the remaining temperature at the bottom of the stove, while he started aimlessly circling around to digest food.

  Walking to Qinglongwa, Wen Zhao was about to go in and wander around, probably to inspect his territory, but just as he stepped out, he heard the phone ringing in his pants.

   "Hey, who is it!" Wen Xu took the phone to his ear and asked casually after connecting.

   "Me!" Zhao Defang's voice came from the other end of the phone immediately.

  Hearing it was Zhao Defang's voice, Wen Xu made fun of this kid: "You don't make a man with Sun An'an at this time, why call me?"

   "What time is it? It's just eight o'clock. Where are you now, kid? It's so quiet over there!" Zhao Defang asked.

"I'm here in Qinglongwa. Your call came before I went out. If you want to be quiet, wait a moment. When I enter the pen, you won't feel quiet anymore." Walk inside: "By the way, why don't you come to the big banquet in two days? It's good to join in the fun."

Zhao Defang said: "An An and I both want to go, but there are a lot of messes on my side. Alas, when we set up a small stall before, the three of us could still see each other from time to time. Now everyone has money. It's not the same embarrassment as before, but the time to see each other is less."

   "Okay, don't be emotional! Tell me, why are you calling me so late?" Wen Wen went straight to the point.

   "You boy, I can't call you if I have nothing to do, can't I talk about family affairs?" Zhao Defang said with a smile on the other end.

  Wen Xu not only heard Zhao Defang's laughter, but also Sun An'an's laughter. As soon as he heard it, he knew that the father and mother were getting together. It is estimated that both of them were in the office of their restaurant at this time.

   "You want to chat? That's good, let's have a good chat this time, and don't mention anything else!"

Hearing what Wen Xu said, Zhao Defang laughed even louder: "Forget it, let me say it, it's not a big deal, when Yan Dong comes back, you can get him some fresh goose eggs to take with you! "

"Fresh goose eggs? Why do you want that thing? It smells grassy, ​​and it won't taste good if you don't know how to cook it." Wen Xu asked casually in a little surprise, but after thinking about it, the two Kouzi works in a restaurant, and now he hires a chef and doesn't cook by himself, maybe the chef can do it.

   "Okay, how much do you want, I will ask Yan Dong to bring you thirty or forty of these!"

"It's not so much, just give ten at most. I'm a cousin who is drinking a baby now. I don't know who said that eating fresh goose eggs can get rid of fetal poisoning. Then Sun Anan said when she went to see her yesterday. Shut up, mentioning the matter of raising ecological geese here, my cousin asked me to buy these few!" Zhao Defang explained to Wen Xu roughly.

  Wen Xu asked back after hearing this: "What poison?"

"Fetal poison, forget it, you don't understand what I said, to be honest, I don't know what I'm talking about now, how can I explain it to you, anyway, the matter is very simple, when Yan Dong comes back to Mingzhu, you bring him ten Fresh goose eggs are best freshly laid, as for how to cure the poison, let's just listen to it!" Zhao Defang said.

"This is the first time I've heard of it! Okay, anyway, when Yan Dong goes back, I will definitely bring him the goose eggs, or you can remind him before that time, so that you don't forget about it when you leave!" Wen Wen Said.

  Zhao Defang hummed over there: "By the way, when are you coming to Mingzhu?"

   "What are you doing?"

   "Recognize the door, An An and I have changed to a bigger house, which is in the community on Xuqian Road, and we are preparing for renovation now," said Zhao Defang.

"Go if you have time. Now it's all about navigation. If you don't recognize the door, tell me the address and you'll be guided there." Wen Xu doesn't want to go to Mingzhu during this period of time. Mingzhu has to drive for several hours, Wen Xu has already passed the novice car queue, and now she can't drive unless it is absolutely necessary.

   After speaking, Wen Xu asked one more question as if joining in the fun: "How big is the house?"

"More than one hundred and forty square meters! The old house was sold, and the money on hand was scraped together to buy it. I still have a little loan to pay back slowly anyway. We have food in our hands now and don't panic!" Zhao Defang Said.

   "Well, yes!" Wen Xu said with a smile.

  Before Wen Xu finished speaking, she heard another woman's voice on the other end of the phone, as if she was asking Zhao Defang to go to the private room, and some guests were coming.

"Then let's not talk to you. I have an official here. I have to accompany you for two cups! Now this is the kind of thing." Zhao Defang said: "When will the three of us find a chance to have a good time?" Come and get drunk!"

  Wen Xin smiled and said: "I'm alone now, and the time depends on you and Yan Dong!"

   After speaking, Wen Xu was really stunned, just like what Zhao Defang said, the three brothers all have money, but now they don't have much time to meet each other. Is this the so-called gain and loss?

Hearing the beeping blind tone from the other end of the phone, Wen Xu put the phone back in his pocket. Being disturbed by Zhao Defang, Wen Xu didn't want to continue to enter Qinglongwa, so he turned his head and went straight to the hill he had wrapped up. .

  Walking to the foot of Xiaoshanbao, Wen Xu saw a few small figures flashing in the sparse forest, and immediately murmured softly to himself: "Who is this, it's late at night!"

   Saying so, he raised his leg and followed in the direction where the figure disappeared.

   After walking about a hundred meters, I heard someone talking. As soon as I heard the voice, Wen Xu knew who it was, Da Leizi, Da Linzi, and Yuanbo.

   "What are you doing, what are you doing here so late?" Wen Xu immediately said loudly when he heard that it was the three little monkeys.

   "Shh, shhh! Keep your voice down, Uncle!"

  As soon as these little guys heard Wen Nu's voice, they immediately suppressed their voices to signal Wen Nu to be quiet.

Seeing the expressions of these three little things, Wen Xu immediately approached them lightly, waiting for Wen Xu to walk to the side of the three-skinned child, and when he saw clearly what two of them were holding, he couldn't help feeling a little nervous all of a sudden. stunned.

   "Where did you get this thing?" Wen Xu asked.

Among the three children, Dalin and Dalei each hold a piglet in their hands. Although they look like piglets, they are different from ordinary piglets in that they are not all black or white, but Brown and black stripes, the stripes extend from the neck to the buttocks, people who know them can tell at a glance that these are two wild boar cubs! Although the light is not good now, the stripes on the two little pigs are very conspicuous.

Dalei and Dalin looked at each other, and then Dalei said: "Uncle, I told you about this, so don't tell Uncle Ba, we brought these things out of the trap he set up. of."

   "What did I say, I pretended I didn't see it, and I didn't see you in the woods tonight!" Wen Xu thought that the kid was stealing wild boar cubs to sell, so he said with a smile.

   "Thanks, Uncle!"

  The three little guys immediately smiled and thanked Wen Nu.

   "Even if you took the little wild boar, why did you bring it here, why don't you take it home, and sell it in the town while it's alive, and you can sell it for some money."

   Speaking of this, Wen Xin smiled and stretched out his hand to tap the heads of the three boys one by one: "Isn't it because I sold the money and wanted to swallow it myself, and I don't want my family to know?"

   "It's nothing, Uncle, who do you think we are!" Da Leizi said with a serious face.

  The expression was very serious, but in the next second, the boy's face became unserious: "We decided to raise these two little wild boars together!"

   "It's fine if you raise it, why bring it to me?" Wen Xu still doesn't understand why these three monkeys brought the little wild boar to her.

"Grandpa, now the pigs in your village are free-range. Others are raising pigs in pens. Even if the sows give birth to cubs, it is impossible for us to put the young wild pigs in. So we just I was thinking of finding a sow with cubs here to see if I can accept these two little wild boars!" Yuan Bo said.

  Wen Xu looked at the three boys, and touched their foreheads one by one: "You want to raise these two little wild boars, let's not mention it for now, but then what do you think about raising them?"

From Wen Xu's point of view, the current time for the little wild boar is delicious. Every time she looks at the little wild boar held in the cup by the child, Wen Xu feels that there are two oily roast wild boars shaking in front of her, let alone her side. Just after setting up a large oven, just these two little wild boars were shaved and put in, the hearth is definitely more than enough.

   "After it grows up, sell the regenerated baby boar!" Yuan Bo said.

  After Yuanbo finished speaking, the other two fools nodded vigorously.

   "When the big pigs give birth to small pigs, we will have money in a short time!" Da Linzi said.

Hearing what the three monkeys said, Wen Xu couldn't help laughing, holding two little pigs in his arms, probably this child is thinking about hundreds of big pigs, so what will happen to the three in this life Don't do it, just guard these two little wild boars, maybe it will take a few years to catch up with Jack Ma on the books.

"You little money lovers, there is still a little time to wait for the wild boar to grow up and then give birth to cubs. Besides, even if you grow up, you will not be able to earn money to sell the piglets. That's all because of your father. Damn it. Don’t give it up, I’m afraid you won’t even see the money from selling pigs. Why don’t you just sell these two little things to me, how about I take you to eat roasted wild boar together tomorrow?” It's here.

  Hearing what Wen Xu said, Da Leizi immediately hid the little wild boar behind him, while Da Linzi directly turned his back to Wen Xu.

   "It's too small, there's no meat!" Da Leizi seemed to really want to raise the little wild boar in the cup. Of course, if he didn't really want to raise him, he wouldn't be able to steal the little pig from someone else's trap.

Wen Xu teased him and said: "Now the little wild boar eats not the meat, but the skin. When the time comes, it will be smeared with oil, filled with spices in its belly, and sent to the stove to roast. The whole skin will be golden yellow and full of grease. Call it a beauty!"

   "Don't eat! Uncle, it's okay, why are you scaring me!" Da Leizi quickly saw through Wen Xu's little thoughts.

   Laughed twice, Wen Xu asked again: "Have you chosen a sow yet?"

"No, I saw a few in the evening, but the sow didn't want it, and almost killed the little wild boar. I met another one just now. This one is too fierce and we didn't dare to go there." Yuan Bo said this a bit Depressed.

The third child knows that if there is no sow, the two wild boar cubs he is holding will not live long, and they will starve to death. The third child also knows that milk can be raised, but the three of them usually drink milk. If there is no milk, where does the milk come from to feed the piglets? So the only thing the three of them think about now is to find a sow to take the baby wild boar. If they can't find it, they will have to take it home in the end.

   The abacus is pretty good, and the two wild boars are brought to the sow, but the abacus is an abacus after all. Don't look at ordinary people saying that they are stupid like pigs, but pigs are not stupid. They have a pretty good memory and a very sensitive sense of smell. It's just a dream come true for these three boys to use young wild boars to fool sows. And pigs also have a characteristic, hold grudges! If you hit it, you can remember it for a long time, so the pig is not stupid, but just lazy.