MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 180

Now it is simply to blow up this magnanimous turtle grandson.

But this is exactly the effect Jogo wants. It is best for everyone to target him alone, otherwise how can he reflect his joy?

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"Then I, who was entrusted with the important task by Mayor Candela, will announce that the 8th Dosores Extreme Ironman Challenge is ready... to start!"

With the high-pitched announcement of Big Mouth Mobu, most of the official contestants rushed out like arrows from the string. But for the local Pello dogs, it is not an exaggeration to finish the first stage at full speed.

But there are only two cats who are still standing at the starting point and are not in a hurry. Qiao Maomao moved a small ladder from nowhere and put it behind her. Walking up, she lifted her two slender fine plush legs, clamped his cheek tightly with the inner thighs, and sat on Qiao Mao Mao's shoulders.

Then I saw her take out a fishing rod and throw it in front of Qiao Maomao's head. There was a photo taken by Dubin last night on the hook. Furui Kelsey was wearing a short skirt and lace-trimmed maid outfit, blushing Photo.

"...Wuhu! Sit tight, this is the first time, I'm going to speed up!"

Mmm ♂~ Mmm ♂~~ Mmm ♂~~~ Boom! "

Suddenly, Qiao Maomao's two eyes stabbed forward like sharp swords and bounced back. Every hole in his body was crazily ejecting steam, and the sound of the dark engine starting to sound involuntarily began to sound in his throat, and then it was like A bull in heat sprinted out at high speed with a stream of smoke and dust that rubbed off sparks.

All kinds of martial arts, this is the acceleration of vigor!

In just a few seconds, the audience and commentators at the starting point could no longer see them with the naked eye.

"Ah... the first stage is a race, it must be a foul for carrying people!"

The former film hostess tried her best not to look at Qiao Maomao's face, and after a while, she managed to escape the influence of his love saint halo, and began to implement the "client"'s arrangement, and ran to Dazui Mobu's Commenting games with him on the citywide radio station.

But she didn't come to cooperate with Big Mouth Mobu, but deliberately stared at Qiao Maomao to find fault, and by the way, the yin and yang fanned the flames and forced him to go on the most difficult road. Voted out by disappointed audience.

It's a pity that this kind of thing couldn't be communicated to Mobu with a big mouth in advance, because he is a member of Candela, and Mobu happens to be an expert in the commentary world. How many knights were provoked by him to lose their fighting composure , and then was carried out of the arena sideways, how could he fail to see what this woman wanted to do?

It doesn't matter who you want to mess with, but this is obviously a job assigned to me by Boss Candela, so you can make your own decisions without saying hello to me? Do you still want to squeeze me down when the wings become stiff in the future? There are no doors!

It was hard for me to find this job with a salary higher than that of the Casimir Chamber of Commerce!

"Of course no foul! The rule of the first stage of the race is that no vehicles or pack animals can be used, but it didn't say that other players can't be used. Our city of Dosores is the most inclusive city! There was once a player who carried his double Friends with disabled legs have completed the first two stages of the competition, are you discriminating against their passionate friendship that touched the audience!?"

"...Don't, don't be angry, Mr. Mobu, I'm just a newcomer, yes, newcomer, just pretend I didn't say anything."

Big Mouth Mobu didn't know anything about the fact that he just inadvertently earned the favorability of Casimir's evil star "Wristman Knight". If he knew the truth, he would probably...he would just hug his thigh and lick it.

The screen turned back to the scene of the competition. When the players who were chasing after each other saw a long stream of smoke whizzing past their sides like bullets, they had to be stunned for a long time before realizing who it was.

"Hold the grass! Is this the speed that a human can run!?"

"...It is indeed very fast, but it is not too much beyond expectations. Since he is such a powerful swordsman, he must not be bad in terms of physical fitness. We have already prepared for it, haven't we?"

"Ah! That's right, Miss is still thoughtful!"

This is a conversation between Quill Pen and the subordinates Pan Qiao sent to compete with her. Her reliance is the props at the redemption point ahead, because other contestants still need to spend time checking the functions of each prop and assigning limited points to choose , and she only needs to pick up the "props suit" that has been prepared for her a long time ago.

For other contestants, she and Pan Qiao's subordinates are completely equivalent to fraudsters, people who have participated in the "closed beta" in advance, not only that, even the staff at the exchange office are all Pan Qiao's people. It is also easy to move some hands and feet on the props.

As for whether these cheating scandals would be investigated afterwards, Pan Qiao had already put all his eggs in one basket. How could there be any justice?

Chapter 507 There is only one reason for your failure, and that is to **** off Mao Mao!

Even the characters in the entertainment mode need to pay attention to some basic fa in the real world of Terra. For example, Tom Cat in the animation can teleport almost anywhere in an instant, anyway, it’s just a few frames of screen switching.

But in reality, there is always a process of progress, so even Qiao Maomao, who has entered the state of vigor and acceleration after Kelsey's "choice", "battle cry" and "motivation", can only be called very good. Fast, far from reaching the invisible speed of Superman.

This gave the staff at the item exchange point ahead, that is, Pancho's subordinates, a certain amount of preparation time.

"Oops! This guy's speed is too foul, can he run so fast with a person on his back!?"

"Hey hey, if I can get Miss Catpaw to sit on my face and smash my head with those beautiful legs, I can go 'faster' than him!"

The teddy dog ​​sailor who said this was rubbing his hands with a wretched expression. Obviously, his "fast" did not mean the same as Qiao Maomao's speed, but he hadn't waited for him to wake up from the obsession in his head When he came over, someone slapped him on the head.

"What time is it, are you still thinking about your pocket motor? What about the mission you gave before? Hurry up and stop that guy from Maoyan!"

"Ah!? Yes, sir! I'll take someone there right away!"

The teddy dog ​​sailor acted decisively and quickly after receiving the order, which shows that he is still a good crew member under Captain Pancho, except for some strange hobbies.

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At this time, Qiao Maomao is turning her two legs into the wheels of a cat cart spinning at high speed, her eyes are red and she is staring at the maid photo of Kelsey in front of her, carrying Kelsey on a rampage all the way, without even looking at the road ahead, just Steering according to the wobble of the photo is enough.

So for Kelsey, who is sitting on him, as long as a crossbar is installed on the left and right sides of the fishing rod as a handlebar, the experience is similar to driving a high-speed motorcycle, and its speed is not even inferior to pressing in the middle of the night. Lonely is Wen Yue, who is racing on the streets of Longmen.

If it weren't for the competition's regulations that the second stage of the race must be completed by bicycle, the two people in the Xiaodoumu group could maintain such a high speed to the third stage of the swimming race. What kind of bicycle do they need?

It's just that Qiao Ge and Kelsey both know that no one wants to compare their speed with them in this game, and even other players who have not been involved in this "cat and dog battle" dare not show their heads and run too much. Hurry up, because I'm afraid of being accidentally hit by something.

like...

"Danger! Turn left!"

"what?!"

During the ecstasy running, Qiao Maomao first heard Kelsey's urgent cry above her head, and then she saw the current situation clearly after the photo moved to the left. A thick metal billboard pole suddenly fell in front of her, saying The words of Gepai industrial sealant are impressively visible.

The big lynx's eyesight is not bad, just look at the range of her milk gun is longer than that of the penguin, so obviously there must be no such thing in the way before she warns, but it just happened to appear at this time, It would be too much of a stretch to explain it as an accident.

However, it is not critical whether it is an accident or man-made. The key is the current distance and speed. Whether it is turning or braking suddenly, it is too late.

"Jump!"

Qiao Ge decisively decided to display the heroism spirit of "sacrificing one's life for lust". He supported Kelsey's feet with both hands and threw them upwards. The signboard landed lightly and steadily on the ground.

But on the other hand, Qiao Maomao himself slammed into the metal pole at almost full speed.

"Okay! Now he's dead!"

Sailor Teddy, who was hiding in the dark, and his accomplices were secretly applauding for their perfect trap timing. Unless it was a heavily armored man or a heavily armored man who charged with a shield, no matter who encountered this The situation is at least a serious injury.

However, they did not understand what is the true meaning of cuteness.

Duang!

"Ah~↑~↓~↑~↓~↑~↓~↑~↓~…"

Qiaomaomao, who was knocked into a U-shaped horseshoe by the metal pole, shot out a tongue a meter long, and made a trembling tongue sound that was at least at the level of Emperor Ursus's blade.

As soon as this scene was live broadcasted by the live drone lens, it caused a sensation in the rich woman circle. Those mother fans who could not give rewards and votes because of Shuiyue's withdrawal from the competition immediately turned their heads to Qiao Maomao, and flushed. The dog-legged servant's ears were brought over.

"Ten minutes and I want this male cat to show up on my bed with a tub of fresh cream!"

"Ma'am, this is really impossible. According to Maoyan's level of swordsmanship, it is very difficult for us to beat him."

"...This can't be done, that can't be done, what use do I need you for? Come on, drag him down and pull his tongue, he won't stop if he's less than one meter long!"

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Leaving aside the various farces on the other side of the live broadcast, in terms of the impact of the competition, Qiao Maomao's player points have skyrocketed with the rich woman's rewards.

But the most jaw-dropping thing at this moment should be that after experiencing such a violent collision and contributing such a rare game shot, he has not yet fallen down, but slowly slid down from the metal pole, and his whole body exploded like a strange species He just stood there in a daze for a few seconds.

Immediately afterwards, there was a crackling of muscles and bones all over the body, and the distorted expression on Qiao Maomao's face gradually revealed clarity from the chaotic state, and it was about to return to the normal cat-mao form, which made Teddy Sailor and the others crazy urgent.

"Damn it, isn't it dead yet??? Go to Plan B!"

So under the anxious order of Sailor Teddy, the dogs forcibly pushed down a concrete telephone pole and threw it on the top of Qiao Maomao's head, and all these actions were broadcast live by the live drone.

If it was a trap disguised as an accident just now, at this time Teddy Sailor's Plan B is already a blatant cheating and foul. Take the initiative to attack players who are traveling normally on the main road.

But it doesn't matter, in order to achieve Captain Pancho's plan, he is willing to take this risk. Anyway, if the plan to seize the city succeeds, he will be the biggest contributor. If it fails, he will just be arrested by Candela and questioned.

At that time, Sailor Teddy will say that he covets the beauty of Kaina Lisa, the cat's claw, and then kills his boyfriend Maoyan because of his heartache, and it has nothing to do with Captain Pancho.

To some extent, Sailor Teddy is indeed a respectable person, but it is a pity that this kind of dedication is not used in the right way.

Bang! bang! bang!

The concrete pillar knocked on Qiao Maomao's head with an extremely crisp and loud sound like a pile on the ground. After bouncing several times, he disappeared under the lying concrete pillar.

In the thoughts of the audience who couldn't bear to look directly at him with lingering fear, he must have been smashed to pieces.

"Finally dead, hahaha, hahahaha!"

The drone accurately captured Sailor Teddy's distorted expression and shouted words. Obviously, this was deliberately performed to prove the purpose of the crime in Dosores' court afterwards, but he was able to act so realistically. Not necessarily without some real thought.

"Without you, Miss Catpaw is me..."

But before his words fell, the whole dog suddenly felt horrified with sweat on the forehead, chills on the back, trembling feet, and the body could not move an inch. The tremendous pressure was like being pulled from the abyss by a giant sea son. The protruding eyes stared closely.

In fact, it wasn't just him. The audience in front of the live broadcast screen also noticed something strange again. This was clearly the effect of Qiao Maomao's sharp eyes that seemed to be able to pause time.

‘Why, what’s going on, isn’t he dead? '

Sailor Teddy exhausted all his strength, and finally he could only move his neck slightly to look in that chilling direction, so he saw a terrible scene that he would never forget in his life.

All the nearby drone shots also reversed in unison, illuminating that figure from different angles...even Chidong, the Agor killer crab swordsman from the Eastern Kingdom, would feel scared.

Chapter 508 Telephone pole: Blame me for not smashing it properly, I am fully responsible!

"Ah! It's a pity, is Maoyan, the super seed player we have high hopes on, about to leave the stage unexpectedly like this? But his gentleman spirit still deserves our respect... what! Is this still a love affair to show off the masculinity and compete for the right to be a spouse?

Well, while it was certainly foul, that didn't stop the daring Pello sailor from claiming a new spot in Dossoles' amorous annals. "

When Big Mouth Mobu witnessed Qiao Maomao's "accident" and the staff headed by Teddy Sailor blatantly attacked him with a concrete pillar, his heart did not fluctuate, because he had seen such things in Casimir There are too many, it's just replacing the staff with assassins from the Wuxi League.

But for Dazui Mobu personally, there is a big difference between the two. If this kind of elimination of players is carried out in Casimir, at least someone from above will send him to notify him, and maybe he can get some benefits to let him in When explaining, help to do some cover-up to deceive the audience.

In this way, at least he can figure out which ones are the orders of the Chamber of Commerce and which ones are real accidents.

And now Big Mouth Mobu has no foundation in Dosoles other than Candela's personal employment relationship. Of course, no one came to notify in advance. I can only talk about some superficial topics, but I don't deliberately cover up anything.

Sir Appleby, the Victorian retired affairs officer, famously said, never try to hide what the media can find out in other ways.

Anyway, he is not a member of the referee team, so how to punish the offenders is someone else's responsibility, he just needs to enhance the atmosphere.

It’s just that what Dazui Mobu didn’t expect was that there would always be one person who could bring ingenious “waves” to his commentary career, yes, it was just one person.

"It's really tragic. Although I want to remind everyone to wear a helmet before participating in the competition, but if you are hit directly by such a heavy concrete column, even the helmet will be smashed to pieces. It seems that the legendary cat eye player brought us It's over... wait, something squeezed out???"

I saw an unknown object with a cat's face appeared under the fallen concrete column like dough squeezed out from a hydraulic hammer, and rebounded twice on the spot after completely breaking away from the weight of the heavy object.

With Dun'er's first stroke, the cat pancake suddenly opened from the middle, and changed from a thin pancake to an oval Usas Daliba, and then four strips protruded from it one after another. The cat's legs are like a turtle but not exactly like a turtle, because he doesn't have a snake head sticking out from the front.

Instead, the pair of sharp cat eyes were directly printed on the big ellipse with cat fur, and they stared closely at the teddy sailor who attacked him just now. The pressure on people was even stronger than his normal cat form. weird.

That feeling is like being recorded in a small notebook by an evil cat that can't be killed.

However, Qiao Lieba did not directly take counterattacks, but took the initiative to look away after staring at him for a while, and quickly crawled to Kelsey's side with four cat legs like a strange W. Freed from the enormous pressure, he panted frantically covered in sweat.

However, unlike those Terrans who have never seen the world and don’t understand the connotation of our Qiao Mao Mao, in Kelsey’s eyes, Qiao Ge’s appearance does not have any horror elements, but it is funny and hilarious. I laughed out loud.

But now, after all, it is the period of the game when there are many enemies around, and the behavior of Qiao Maomao throwing her out without hesitation and then accepting the trap alone moved her quite a bit, even though Kelsey knew he would not die or be injured , but after the addition of twice the favorability of St. Tom, her heart is still turbulent.

How rippling? Of course, it is as rippling as the Qinliu foot bath where a group of doctors swim breaststroke while drinking water.

So Kelsey just took the opportunity to rub two handfuls of Choreba's cat hair and went straight to the point.

"What are you going to do now?"

"What else can I do? This shape is just right, get on the cat! We're going to continue."

"..."

Can this also drive cats? ? ?

Don't say it's really possible, when Kelsey carefully used the duck mount to ride on Qiao Maomao, he immediately flew out with four cat legs and wheels, and the speed was even faster than he used to run on two cat legs before. faster.

It's a pity that the telegraph pole didn't hit the right posture, causing Qiao Maomao, who was bent forward, to let Kelsey sit on his back. If he folded backward, it would be a lore.

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The entire audience in Dosoles was watching the scene with their jaws hanging. Even after the cat taillights disappeared, the staff who operated the live drone still didn't react. Go up and shoot.

Is this **** something a human can do?

Even Big Mouth Mobu was stunned for a while without saying a word, which made him involuntarily think of the person who made him lose his composure last time, even though that person didn't seem to have the same style as Qiao Maomao in front of him, or That said, it's not a painting style at all.

But after all, Mobu is a professional host who has seen "big scenes". He is almost the person who wakes up the fastest, and then realizes that he must lead the rhythm of the host again, otherwise the audience will be scared for most of the follow-up competition. Stupid half.

So Big Mouth Mobu looked around trying to find a topic, until he turned his eyes on Miranda, the film hostess standing beside him who was still in a state of confusion, and then he showed a sinister smile.

"Ah! I see! It is often said that film is liquid. I originally thought it was just used to describe the soft and flexible bones of the film tribe. I never thought that today I would be lucky enough to see such a miraculous film gifted with Originium skills. Maybe even The one next to me will do the same, am I right, Miss Miranda?"

"Ah... what!? Am I really going to?"

"Of course you can. Since the other films have already been used, you have to have some confidence in yourself."

Miranda, who was not deeply involved in the world, had obviously been led into the pit by Mobu, and even began to doubt himself, just like when he saw Joe Tuba pull out a zipper from under the rabbit fur in public, and then took off the whole picture. Like the Frost Star in a rabbit fur coat.

You know, Frost Star had asked the doctor in Rhodes Island to give her a whole-body X-ray examination to make sure that there was no zipper hidden on her body before she calmed down.