MTL - Morning of Swordsman Tower-Chapter 172

The man's smile became more and more crazy, and even the corners of his mouth were pulled to reveal two long canine teeth on the upper jaw. Then he took out a small test tube filled with a transparent solution, and what was soaked in the test tube liquid was One is black and the other is white, and there is a little light green short hair on top of the white head.

He took the test tube and came to the end of the whole experimental bench, where a beaker was gradually filled with half a cup of an unknown milky white solution that looked like milk and smelled like milk, but it was not actually milk. , but instead...

Moo moo fresh milk.

But that's not important, what's important is the essence that is dissolved in Moo Moo's fresh milk and extracted from a variety of chemical agents. I saw ta carefully pinch the test tube, and poured the solution in the test tube that preserved the hair directly into it. .

boom!

A burst of purple smoke in the shape of a skull suddenly rose from the beaker like an explosion. No matter how you look at it, it looks like it is highly poisonous.

a spoon.

I saw ta put the spoon into the beaker, stirred clockwise for a few times like foaming milk powder, and then slowly pulled it out. However, unexpectedly, it was such an extremely strong metal spoon, and its head was Has disappeared.

The only thing left was a distorted black solution like a match head, which was still dangling. After shaking on the incomplete spoon handle twice, it was completely loose, and fell into the solution again with a plop, turning into a wisp of blue smoke. .

"Oh **** ho ho, hey hey hey hey hey, moo ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

The exaggerated laughter from the laboratory startled Nian who was passing by the door, he staggered and almost fell to the ground.

"Ouch! Which hamapi's grandson is rubbing crazy balls!? I'm going to beat you up! I'm going to jump!"

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"Dear tourists and friends, welcome to this Paradise City in Bolivar, Dosores, who has the unique 'Sea City' spectacle in Terra, I am your most passionate host Mobu Dazui! On behalf of Mayor Ms. Candela, I wish you all a wonderful summer vacation here!"

It is undeniable that the scenery of Dosores is far more luxurious than that of Zista. Except for the specific noisy scenes of the Obsidian Festival, the first impression of Zista is always fresh and clean, like mint-flavored mouthwash. Lace is sweet and thick, like honey that cannot be melted in the mouth.

If Columbia is compared to the mansion of a rich man, then this is probably the open-air spa room in the backyard made of gold and marble after he invaded the neighbor's foundation, and there is an atmosphere of extreme luxury everywhere.

Probably the common dream of many Terran mercenaries is to come to Dosores immediately after earning enough money to have a drunken dream, and it is worthwhile to travel in the world.

It is worth mentioning that the broadcast host who is standing on the signal tower on the seaside stage is our old acquaintance of Dr. Wrist Hao, and the host of the former Casimir Knight Tournament, Dazui Mobu.

Ever since the powerful knight knocked down the walls of the knight arena with one punch, and the Chamber of Commerce began to mess up because of the joint suppression of Rhodes Island and the silver gun knight, the matter of the knight arena began to be delayed again and again.

But as a professional host, Mobu still had to eat anyway, so he accepted Candela's invitation and came to Dossoles to become the broadcast host here.

However, if you want to be more understandable, it might be better to say that you "bought" Mobu from the Casimir Chamber of Commerce.

"Now is the much-anticipated 8th Dosores Extreme Ironman Grand Prix audition. If you think you have unique strengths, you can participate in our auditions such as race walking, running, singing and dancing, and big appetite. , and of course our most popular super melee!

Today's schedule is the big appetite king audition held at the big hat brother's burrito shop on time at 12:00 noon! There are still two hours left, and the registration deadline is 11:30, so what are you waiting for! ? VIP treatment on luxury yachts, as well as more lucrative prizes and gifts are calling for you! "

As soon as Big Mouth Mobu's broadcast was released, many tourists on the street rushed to Big Hat Brother's Burrito with a copy of Dosores Guide Guide. As a stepping stone for others, you can earn a lot of money if you can eat more delicious burritos.

Maybe ordinary people are very self-aware in sports, literature and art, or fighting, but when it comes to cooking, sorry, the giants in One Piece came before they were full, and I will not be convinced!

However, no one noticed that among this group of enthusiastic tourists, there were two slightly special, but not so special people.

Oh, no, it should be three.

"Meow."

A round-headed little female cat with black hair and green eyes meowed cutely, but her tone was clearly irritated and angry.

"Okay, don't be angry, I said it was an accident."

"Meow!"

"It's really an accident. How can I lie to you? The potion is not for you to drink. Who knows you will follow..."

"Meow! Old Wu, old Wu, old Wu, old Wu..."

The little black cat didn't want to listen to the explanation, it just put up a kitty face and glared at the other party, until its owner gently stroked the little head with his hand, the little black cat gradually calmed down from the nonsense cat world swear words. Divide down.

"Alright Mon3tr, please be patient, anyway, it's just a few days in Dosoles, and it's just convenient to hide your identity, besides, you look cute, don't you?"

"…Meow."

Mon3tr meowed feebly at Kelsey as an answer, but when Kelsey looked away, it glared at the man who made it lose its majesty again.

Who else but our Dr. Joe?

Chapter 485 A real doctor should do a big lynx... What I asked you to do

Jogo didn't mean to trick and play Mon3tr, even though the process of making the potion was very weird, and even frightened Nian who ran in angrily with a mop to find someone to settle accounts, but the matter of turning Mon3tr into a kitten was true. It was an accident.

He only knows that Mon3tr absorbs nutrients from Kelsey in a state similar to parasitism, who knows that it will also absorb her medicinal effects?

But in fact, what Jogo made was not a cat-changing potion, but a subtler one than that. It was used to help Kelsey hide his identity and sneak into Dosoles with him as an "ordinary tourist".

The reason why Mon3tr turns into a little black cat is probably because Kelsey’s tail hair is added in it, which is Kelsey’s exclusive "DNA identification code". If it does not match, it is normal for the drug effect to change thing.

It should, maybe, probably, be like this, right?

In fact, Qiao Ge has no idea, because in this state, the potion he prepared will not expire as the skin expires. For example, Domineering Coke is made by him in this way. If Mon3tr can't be restored... it's a big deal It then mixes a potion that can change back.

As for Kelsey...

"Sign up for me, my name is..."

While Jogo was still thinking about Mon3tr, Kelsey walked up to the staff in front of the big hat shop who was in charge of signing up for the Big Eater Competition. The fat uncle of the Pero tribe in the black hat, with two barb-like mustaches on his mouth, is very happy.

"Hey! Wait a minute!"

Only then did Jogo react, his legs turned into a windmill and he rushed to Kelsey's side in an instant. Probably because of inertia, when he "braked", he was like a vibrating javelin stuck in the ground.

"Didn't you agree to participate in the Smash Bros. audition together? What's wrong with you?"

"The big fight is too dangerous. The area of ​​the venue is limited and there is no shelter. I am just a weak woman who will be your medical backup. How can I bear that kind of battle? Anyway, it is just a qualification for the regular game. It is the same wherever I get it. , it’s up to you to play the chaos yourself.”

"...weak, weak woman??"

The beards at the corners of Jogo's mouth were twitching crazily along with his face. I don't know if it was the side effects of the medicine that made Kelsey's self-perception a little problematic, but if she said she was afraid of fighting, then Jogo be the first to disbelieve.

When Mon3tr singled out Ursus "Emperor's Blade" or even the Patriots, she was right next to her. Isn't this more exciting than the Dosoreth Brawl?

However, after all, Qiao Ge knew Kelsey quite well. While arguing with Kelsey on the surface, he quietly followed Kelsey's eyes and observed the crowds of tourists around him. There was a hint of danger in the air.

It was as if someone wanted to blow up this place!

'I see, I want to hide my strength to let the other party underestimate you, and I show my strength so that they can devote a lot of energy to targeting me, so that it will be more convenient for you to secretly investigate the conspiracy against Rhodes Island here, And protect Amiya? '

'That's right, although this is a bit wronged you, but you can't die in this form, otherwise... I will give you a reward when I go back? '

Perhaps it was because of the camouflage on his appearance that he didn't need to worry about his usual image. Kelsey suddenly gave him an uncharacteristically charming smile, and saw Jogo rushing through a strong electric current from head to toe, and the back of his buttocks even popped up. Something fluffy and hard.

‘Aw, liquid ♂ astringent! '

In this way, the two of them secretly completed the communication between cat and cat radio waves with their twisted eyebrows. Mon3tr, whose limbs were tightly wrapped around Kelsey's arms, was stunned. "What?

However, in the eyes of others, the two of them looked like a couple on vacation who had a disagreement and conflict, which can be seen almost everywhere on Dosores Avenue. Stomach king contest.

So Kelsey first lifted Mon3tr's tail and handed it to Jogo to hold, then signed his name on the registration form in the hands of the fat uncle, and walked alone to the big hat old man's burrito shop at the door. player seats.

"A beautiful lady has entered the competition! Her name is 'Cat's Claw' Kalna Lisa (Kalna Lisa)! Ah, what a romantic name, doesn't any gentleman muster up the courage to come and challenge ?Maybe there is a chance to kiss Fang..."

The owner of this fat dog probably wants to encourage more people to sign up for the competition. After all, the fee is fully reimbursed by the city government. The more people who sign up, the more they eat, the more money he will make. Even under this premise, he The "boyfriend" who ignored others stood in front of him.

It can be seen that similar things are nothing in Dosoles.

"Hey, do you **** want to die?"

When the fat dog boss turned around, he suddenly found that Qiao Ge was stepping on his big belly and clutching his collar with his hands, glaring at him almost nose-to-nose with a full-jawed expression, even the dog The little black cat also had fur on top of his head, with a fierce look on his face.

"Boy, you advise you not to make trouble, since I can open a shop here, I am not ordinary...???"

Before Boss Fat Gouzi could finish his words, the world was in dire straits. He was thrown over his shoulder with one hand by a film man who was only one-third the size of himself, and then his head was directly inserted into the cement and Among the solid ground of the slate, it is as simple as if it is paved with wafer biscuits.

When Qiao Ge pulled him out again, the boss of the fat dog was in a daze, his nose was slanted and his eyes were slanted, and his mouth was still drooling. It seemed that he didn't understand what happened just now, until Qiao Ge used the black skin on his The boot kicked him hard in the ass.

"Handle your game well. If you dare to do unnecessary things again. I'll hammer a nail with your head, understand?"

"...Yes, yes, I understand!"

Kelsey propped up her chin with one hand on the player's seat and watched the farce in front of her quietly. Not only did she not panic at all, she even almost laughed out loud.

Thanks to Jogo's exaggerated performance, most of the eyes on her were restrained, but this trick didn't seem to work for everyone.

"Wow, is that Kaina Lisa's boyfriend? He's amazing!"

Kelsey turned her head when she heard the sound, and saw a slender and lovely girl wearing a blue bonnet with eyes full of curiosity and sitting next to her. She was wearing the same big stomach as Kelsey The registration card looks like a harmless ticket player.

However, Kelsey, who is the head of Rhode Island's medical department, can easily see through the opponent's essence.

This child may be able to touch Ansel's femininity.

Chapter 486 Doctor: I'm deflated, I need a kiss to get up

It was 12:21 at this time, and it was only halfway through the 40-minute Big Eater qualifier, but nearly 90% of the contestants had abstained because the burrito was stuck in their throats and they couldn't hold it anymore. .

But the rest of the contestants did not relax because of the decrease in competitors, because only intense and dangerous competitions like Smash Bros. Auditions can have multiple qualifying places, and competitions like Big Stomach King Auditions that have almost no threshold for qualifying There is only one place, and that is to win the championship.

But among them, the two contestants who have already ranked in the top two, and surpassed the third place by at least ten burritos, seem to have no sense of the tense atmosphere of others eating Hesse. Instead, they eat and chat slowly, even There is still time to pick up the cold beer filled with a large glass and pour a few large glasses until you are slightly drunk.

Looking at the other players' tables, they only drank half a glass of beer at most, because this stuff is not counted in the weight of the competition food, and they would only take a sip if they couldn't stand the choking.

"Sister Kaina Lisa is amazing, how many burritos is this already?"

"47, but the sauce is rich but not greasy, and the spiciness is just right. It should be no problem to eat about 50 more, but I don't know if there is enough time."

"Wow! I'm only 44, but I won't give up so easily!"

Kelsey eats a lot not because of her special stomach, but because the rice bucket built into her spine can replace her to quickly digest food and store a lot of energy. As long as she eats enough at one time, in extreme cases, Kelsey can even go without eating for a month .

Of course, the price is that she has to bear the extra food and energy consumption of Mon3tr, just like a car with a huge supply fuel tank. Although it can be refueled from it at any time, the load of the fuel tank is also the reason for the substantial increase in fuel consumption.

When she was in Rhodes Island, she always solved the problem of high energy consumption by eating a lot of sugar. After all, the majesty of the Queen Mother of Rhodes Island cannot be lost on the legend of the canteen's food bucket, but this does not prevent other strange legends from being caused. Among them The weirdest thing is probably... Kelsey doesn't need to shit.

But today, no one knows her current appearance anyway, and she can finally let go of her appetite to cook, which is probably one of the reasons why she temporarily changed her mind and wanted to participate in the Big Eater Competition.

As for the second place who is only three burritos behind her, this cute boy named Shuiyue can only judge from some of his more recognizable and unique physical characteristics that he is probably an Agor , in this case, it is probably understandable, some Agor people with special blood are indeed very good at eating.

As for who it is, there is no need to mention it again, right? I understand everything, but I always point out that Titi is boring, don’t you think Titi?

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"Congratulations to Ms. 'Cat's Claw' Kaina Lisa for breaking the store's historical record with an astonishing score of 101 big hat brother burritos, and winning the championship of the Big Eater Audition! Your name will be reported to the Extreme Ironman Grand Prix immediately group and qualify for the competition.”

Kelsey gracefully wiped the burrito meat sauce near her mouth with a napkin. It was only slightly protruding and fluffy, and it was impossible to tell that she had just stuffed a normal person's food for dozens of days, while Shuiyue It was a narrow defeat with ninety-nine and a half.

"I'm sorry, if I didn't participate on a temporary basis, this championship should be yours."

Maybe it would be a bit ironic to say this from someone else, but Kelsey is indeed apologizing sincerely, because she is using cheating cats to make food, and only others are actually eating it.

"It's okay, I didn't care about these games at first, I just want to experience novel things that I have never experienced in the past. It would be even better if I could get to know some good people like Sister Kaina Lisa."

"...good guy?"

Kelsey was a little puzzled by Shuiyue's words. From the beginning to the end, she just competed with him to eat burritos for 40 minutes. What kind of standard can be regarded as a good person?

"Ah, please don't worry about it. I'm just naturally more able to feel the kindness of others. The reason why I took the initiative to strike up a conversation is because I can perceive that my sister should be a good person. Of course, including my sister's powerful boyfriend.

But... well, it seems that I haven't seen my sister's boyfriend since just now, where did he go? I'd love to talk to him face to face. "

Following Shuiyue's suspicious eyes, Kelsey, who was addicted to cooking, realized that it was indeed a long time since she saw the figure of the doctor, so she simply sensed the position of Mon3tr, and finally located a huge black object hidden behind the crowd .

"Wow! What kind of creature is this? It's so cute."

I saw a group of black, furry meat mountains as big as the temple clocks of Yan Kingdom lying on the ground and sleeping soundly. When I looked closely at the green pointed ears on the top of its head, I found that this dyed "hairy pig" turned out to be The "little" black cat that Mon3tr turns into!

Kelsey immediately understood the cause of the matter, and was embarrassed for a while. The original Mon3tr could quickly convert what she ate into energy crystals attached to her body, but today's Mon3tr has become a cat, so only This channel is converted into fat.

And only when Kaierxi and Shuiyue worked together to turn the fat cat that slept when it was full like a tank, did they find a piece of paper stuck to the ground under its stomach, which could still treat the cat. Doctor's "Cat Cake" with Kelsey winking.

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"Welcome all the distinguished guests from Rhodes Island. This young lady must be the rumored Amiya. Seeing is believing. Rhodes Island is indeed a vibrant company."

The meeting between Rhode Island and Mayor Candela was arranged on Candela's favorite exclusive luxury yacht, which should be regarded as the highest level of courtesy for Dosores, while Rhode Island accompanied Amiya on board only There are two operators, Hong and Chen Huijie.

From the outside, Candela doesn’t seem to have anything special except that she is a capable woman of the Pero tribe. What kind of ruthless character.

Even Wei Yanwu didn't want to have anything to do with her, although Candela tried to invite Wei Yanwu to Dosores as a guest every year, and even taught herself fluent Yan Guo dialect to curry favor, Wei Yanwu never appreciated it.

This time Rhodes Island will receive an invitation letter from Wei Yanwu to cooperate with Candela, it must not be because of any commercial cooperation between the two, but because this old slippery dragon wants to push Rhodes Island to the fore by borrowing the donkey from the **** Shield him from the arrows so that Candela will stop harassing herself.

"Where, the current Rhodes Island is all relying on collective strength to develop into its current appearance. In fact, it has nothing to do with me. It is incomparable to the importance of Ms. Candela to this city. If there is no You wouldn't have Dossoles now."

"Haha, although I really want to learn the virtue of Dayan's modesty, it is an irrefutable fact that Dosores would not be able to exist today without me. Welcome to my city!"

Chapter 487 Terra's Number One Swordsman "Cat's Eye"

"Speaking of which, the guard next to Miss Amiya is really cute. Although she looks younger than Miss Amiya, she is already full of experience and killing spirit, no worse than any of my guards. , can I touch you?"

Perhaps trying to ease the pretentious atmosphere just now, Candela's eyes suddenly fell to the obedient and quiet Red Cub standing aside, but her compliments were not random words, Perlo and Ruper They are close relatives, and it is normal to have similar aesthetics.