MTL - Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend-Chapter 299

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ah? You said that I am also a P club player?

Oh, that's fine!

What I said just now was actually just nonsense. Qunxing is a very harmonious and interesting puzzle game.

If you don't believe me, you can see the rating of this game, this is a game for all ages!

It can be said that it is truly suitable for all ages!

So kids, don't be afraid, join me as a glorious guardian of the galaxy and fight for the love and peace of the universe!

Um? What's going on with this planet? I want to make a giant statue!

I wish I had such a dangerous weapon. What did you make it for? Start a space war! For the peace of the universe, we must purify this planet!

Chen Mo decisively insulted, hostile, and declared war quality three companies, and then dispatched fleets to invade this planet, robbed all the resources above, and changed the biological race genes on this planet into delicious!

This is good, not only has it eliminated a potential dangerous element, but also solved the food and resource problems of the empire by the way. This wave is a win-win!

And grabbing it from the planet next to it... The traded bio-battery is also very useful!

Alas, today is another tiring day for love and peace, and the life of the Guardians of the Galaxy is so unpretentious and boring!

Just when Chen Mo was comfortably planting the fields, the results of the alien infiltration of his agents came out.

Phase 1 · Infiltration... Planetary Habitability Survey... Rebel Agents...

There is an agent who has defected, he seems to be fascinated by a female alien, this will be a huge hidden danger, we will bring him back at all costs and give him psychological counseling!

What is the opening lightning strike!

God TM is fascinated by a female alien!

If it was an alien like Avatar, it would be excusable, but the aboriginal people on this planet are all echinoderms! You are obsessed with a hook eight!

Although people's XP is free, it can't be free to this extent!

Chen Moqiang resisted the anger in his heart and continued to look down. Although there was a renegade agent, the infiltration work was still going smoothly. If this continues, he will be able to take down this planet without a single shot!

Decades passed quickly, and Chen Mo's agents successfully blended into the supreme ruler of this planet!

Seeing this Chen Mo showed a relieved smile, just when he was about to annex this planet and become a vassal, his excellent agents sent a message.

After years of ideological struggle, we finally understand what our mission is! This filthy empire must be destroyed!

The universe needs freedom! People need peace! Evil ruler! We will crush your ambition to dominate the universe and judge you and your evil empire!

The smile on Chen Mo's face instantly solidified!

After the agent he personally cultivated became the supreme leader of the infiltrated planet, he actually sold him backhand!

Don't you know how strong the military strength of your motherland is! Or is it that you started to swell after becoming the leader of this indigenous planet, and you feel that you can do it again!

I can't give you a colossus to wake you up!

Without saying a word, Chen Mo directly pulled an Earth-Blasting Star over it!

Do you think Payne's Earthburst is already painful? Do not! There's more pain than that!

A ship quickly came to the top of the planet, and then transformed into a form similar to a space-based weapon.

After a while of charging, a beam of light suddenly shot towards the planet!

In just an instant, the surface of this planet was burnt to pieces! Immediately after that, a ray of light lit up, accompanied by a violent explosion, the planet was directly blown into pieces!

Your home planet is mineralized!

Looking at the planet that has turned into cosmic scum, Chen Mo suddenly has a good idea!

After saving the game progress, Chen Mo opened Tomorrow's Ark.

The recent plot of Tomorrow's Ark is really good. Although I also saw an old acquaintance of Sherag in this Rutland story, I have to say that the last Sherag event was really beyond his expectations.

I thought that according to the normal plot trend, he and Yinhui would go to the snow to grab the saint!

In the end, the snow mountain was up, and the saint also robbed it, but the target of the robbing was completely wrong!

The person who robbed the Holy Maiden with him was Xiong Da! And the person who was robbed was the **** Yinhui!

This is indeed a bit beyond his expectations, but it is really cool!

Brother Yunlong is so safe!

And Yela Gund, you really don't even act, the operator file is a showdown, right? Kelsey, can you learn more from others? Who are you bluffing with that three-year combat experience!

Soon, the loading was over, Chen Mo entered the game interface, and then came a meat pigeon without saying a word.

I have to say that this thing is really on top! As long as the rewards are enough, he can play all day!

Chen Moyi started with the help of the stream, and directly started the Yike!

Don't ask why, ask is faith!

Guest door!

Facts have proved that as long as your faith is devout enough, God will send gifts!

After a difficult start, Chen Mo regained the power of God - the hand of diffusion!

I would like to call this collection the Hand of God!

After God has regained his power, the next game will not be difficult at all. To sum it up, it can be summed up in two words - random killing!

After killing the mouthpiece, Chen Mo let out a long sigh, and this time he was very happy! At this moment, the sound of the system's turbulent sound rang out.

"Host, you seem to be in a good mood today, why don't you pretend to be a coward together!"

Hearing the sound of the system's waves, Chen Mo frowned, why did he ask him to pretend again!

"No, it's a coercion, it's very precious and I should let the comrades pretend first! I'm a transmigrator, how can I pretend to be this coercion?"

Hearing this, the system immediately reacted.

"Hey, host, look at how hard you've been busy, what's the point of pretending to be forced!"

"…"

Seeing that Chen Mo didn't answer, the system immediately understood what he meant.

"Drip! Pretend +1000!"

A prompt sounded, Chen Mo nodded with satisfaction, this is the smell!

Chapter 537 A pair of good brothers, happy father and son

"Tell me, what happened this time?"

"Host, there are two thousand-year-old snake spirits in China, one white and one blue!"

"Huh? Shouldn't there be a man named Xu who is addicted to women's pornography?"

"That's not true, it's just two snake spirits, one white and one green. Your honor should be punished for seducing everyone! How to deal with them, please order!"

"Does it even need to be said!"

Chen Mo looked solemn and took a whisk from the cabinet.

"Prepare to catch the demon!"

in a square.

"You are my little one, little apple, like the most beautiful cloud in the sky. Spring has come to the hillside with flowers blooming again. Plant hope and you will reap..."

Hei Scale swayed his body to the rhythm with a group of aunts and uncles in the square. Relying on his superhuman physique and flexibility, he danced smartly and overwhelmed the audience with his skills, becoming the prettiest boy.

After the dance was over, the surrounding aunts and uncles all gathered around.

"Xiao Hei, your dance is so good! I don't know if you have a girlfriend. If not, my granddaughter is in her twenties today. I think you are about the same age. If you have a chance, you can get to know each other."

"What are you saying, old man, Xiao Hei is what I liked first, Xiao Hei, my granddaughter..."

"Xiao Hei, don't listen to these people's nonsense, my granddaughter is the class girl! It just so happens that she also graduated this year. Do you want to meet for a meal first?"

Hei Scale rejected the blind date requests from the uncles and aunts one by one on the grounds that he was busy with business, and sat on the side to pick up the thermos and take a sip of hot water.

Looking at the uncle and aunt dancing to their heart's content, Heishin's eyes showed a look of emotion.

Young is good!

When he put down the thermos cup and was about to continue dancing, a man wearing a mask came to him, looking at Xiao Hei's face with excitement flashing in his eyes.

Talent! Talent!

He has been in the entertainment industry for so long and he has seen many handsome men and beautiful women, but this is the first time he has seen someone as handsome as Heishan!

The whole face is 360° handsome without dead ends! And it's natural to see no signs of cosmetic surgery!

Do not! Even plastic surgery can not make such a perfect face!

And compared to this invincible face value, the temperament on his body is even more impressive, and the whole person is extraordinary! Brilliantly! Just two words - absolutely!

This person wearing a mask has a hunch that if he can win the black scales, he will definitely be able to reach the peak of his career!

Looking at the person in front of him who was staring at him as if he had discovered some peerless treasure, Heishan frowned.

Is he exposed?

Impossible, he hides so well, how could he be exposed so easily.

He scanned the person in front of him with his divine sense and found that he had no cultivation.

This made Black Scale instantly vigilant.

Once bitten, twice shy.

After Chen Mo's incident, he took unprecedented precautions against those who could not detect their cultivation, and it was enough to suffer the same loss once!

"Who is your Excellency?"

Hearing Heiscale's words, the masked man came back to his senses. Although Heiscale's words made him feel a little out of the way, at this time his mind was completely focused on how to dig Heiscale into the company.

He reached into his arms and took out a business card and handed it over.

"Hello, I'm the agent of XX Entertainment Company, this is my business card."

Hei Scale took the business card and glanced at it, with a strange look on his face, what did the people from the entertainment company want him to do?

Cultivators are very receptive. After this period of modern life, he already has a certain understanding of this era. At least he knows what the film and entertainment industry does. After all, he often comes to dance square dance.

Hei Scale handed back the business card in his hand and said, "What do you have to do with me?"

The person wearing the mask did not take back the business card, and explained: "I have been observing you since just now, I will be honest, I have been in the entertainment industry for so many years, and I have never met a person with potential like you. You are willing to sign with our company, I can guarantee it! You will definitely become the next top class!"

Hearing this, Black Scale was stunned, and a confused look flashed in his eyes: "What does this top class mean?"

ah?

People wearing masks were stunned. Are there still people who don't know traffic stars in this era?

He didn't look like Heishan was pretending, so he took out his phone and pulled out a video of a meteor star and handed the phone to Heishan.

"That's the top stream."

Hei Scale took the phone and glanced at it, first stunned, then showing the expression of an old man in the subway.

What kind of **** is this TM!

Chicken you are too beautiful? Big bowl of lasagna?

During the time he was sealed, has the art form of this world evolved into this!

Hei Scale returned the phone and decisively refused.

"Sorry, I'm old, this kind of thing doesn't suit me."

Getting older?

The person wearing the mask looked at Hei Scale with an incredible look on his face. He never expected that Hei Scale would reject him, much less that he would reject him for this reason.

The appearance of the black scales seems to be about 20 years old. How old can you be? Over thirty!

How old is this! People in their thirties and forties in this circle still say that they are still young!

And many of those GEIGEIs are pretending to be young by falsely declaring their age!

"It doesn't matter. It's okay to say something younger to the outside world. It's normal to falsely report your age in the circle. I wonder how old you are this year?"