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MTL - Crazy Psychologist-v2 Chapter 735 how hard is it to laugh
"The first link is not to laugh."
Chu Sisi found a mobile whiteboard from nowhere, held up a whiteboard marker and neatly wrote the words "Don't Laugh" on the whiteboard.
"This... feels like going back to elementary school Chinese class."
Before the game started, Luo Yang couldn't help laughing.
"Officer Luo, it hasn't started yet, why did you start giving points?" Mu Chun seemed to say casually.
"I just think it's funny. There's a high probability that I'm a person with a low sense of humor? Dr. Chu looks so much like my elementary school teacher, it's really..."
Luo Yang scratched his head in embarrassment after finishing speaking.
"Brother Xiaoming, I'm sorry, brother, I'll lose a point first."
"It's not enough to lose points."
Chu Sisi smiled slightly, raised her hand and waved the pen.
"What do you mean? Not enough?"
"Well, it's not enough. If you laugh, you will be punished."
"Punishment? Doctor Chu, what are you punishing? I'm still a little used to punishing others, but it's been a long time since I was punished." Luo Yang smiled honestly.
On the other hand, Zhu Xiaoming, who was sitting on the side, looked a little embarrassed, his muscles were tense, and his brows did not relax.
Chu Sisi brought out the prepared dinner plate, which contained slices of fresh lemons.
"Take a piece." Chu Sisi handed the clip to Luo Yang.
"Lemon...lemon?" Luo Yang took the clip, and his mouth was already dripping.
This is the realistic version of the story of wishing for plums to quench thirst. Looking at this fresh lemon, Luo Yang's teeth are sore.
"No way?" Picking up a slice of lemon and looking at the window, Luo Yang suddenly understood what kind of punishment he was facing.
"This can't be!" Luo Yang looked at Mu Chun, his eyes were full of pleading for help, "Doctor Mu, I'm most afraid of eating sour."
"But this is punishment. You must hold back your laughter. No matter how funny you see it, you must not laugh. Whoever laughs will eat a slice of lemon as punishment."
Chu Sisi explained the rules again.
"But it hasn't officially started yet!"
Luo Yang really didn't want to put the lemon slice in his mouth.
"Officer Luo, it's you who said you lost a point first, you're right."
Mu Chun looked like he didn't want to help at all, dragging his cheeks, leaning against the door, and slightly raised his chin.
This appearance is really enchanting.
Luo Yang wished he could take back what he said just now, but he is an adult, how could he not count his words?
But how could this lemon be eaten.
"Doctor Mu, I don't read much. Don't lie to me. Eating lemons like this won't have any side effects, right? I've heard that eating seafood and eating a lot of vitamin C may cause poisoning. Look at the vitamin C content of lemons. It’s pretty high, I’ve even eaten seafood before.”
"Lemons do have some adverse effects. For example, if Officer Luo already has duodenal ulcer, erosive gastritis, upper gastrointestinal bleeding..."
"Stop, stop, no, no, I eat and I eat. If you keep talking, you might talk about a lot of diseases. I can't stand it."
"Then eat it. By the way, try to eat as fast as possible to avoid damaging your teeth. It is true that eating lemons directly will damage tooth enamel."
Luo Yang ate the lemon in one bite, chewed it a few times, his expression was painful and funny, and almost everyone laughed.
Only Zhu Xiaoming still couldn't laugh.
Chu Sisi was not depressed at all. The treatment had just begun, and she was full of confidence.
"Next, we will officially start. Everyone scores 1-5 points according to how funny the joke is. 1 means it's not funny, 2 means it's funny, 3 means it's funny, 4 means it's funny, and 5 means you can't help it at all. want to laugh.
But please note that no matter how much you want to laugh, you must hold back, and you will be punished with lemons if you laugh out loud. "
"It's clear, let's start, I promise I will never laugh again."
Chu Sisi began to tell the first joke.
There was a doctor in the gastroenterology department who went to test his driver's license. The master praised: "Your steering wheel is quite stable." The doctor smiled: "Of course, this steering wheel only needs to turn left and right. Turn up and down!" The master asked in surprise: "Are you flying a plane?" The doctor smiled lightly: "I do gastroscopy..."
"Hahaha…"
Luo Yang was the first to laugh again, but he held back, glanced at Chu Sisi, made a funny expression, and then lowered his head to score on the paper.
Zhu Xiaoming, who Chu Sisi paid attention to, quickly wrote down the score without expression.
"I like this kind of medical school joke the most. There is a kind of secretly glad that I didn't choose the wrong major."
"Ahem." Zhu Xiaoming coughed, and Luo Yang felt that he probably said something wrong.
Chu Sisi told two more jokes in succession, but Zhu Xiaoming couldn't laugh. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Mu Chun ate a slice of lemon, and poured himself half a glass of Coke by the way.
Luo Yang strongly protested that this did not comply with the rules, and Chu Sisi felt that this police officer Luo Yang might laugh at any joke, but on the contrary, Zhu Xiaoming was useless no matter what joke he heard.
Even in such an environment where everyone is relaxed and laughing, Zhu Xiaoming is still the one who doesn't fit in. He just sits there, a little uneasy, and his sitting posture is a bit awkward.
However, Chu Sisi planned very well. She guessed that jokes might not be useful to Zhu Xiaoming. In the second round of the competition, she prepared several funny videos.
She has been looking for these funny videos for a long time, and has also been selected layer by layer. She also asked Liu Yiming to rate them one by one. Finally, after discussion between two people, she selected five funny videos that were the most unbearable to laugh.
Although it was a little nonsensical, Chu Sisi still accepted Liu Yiming's reasoning.
The key is to focus on the goal. Since it is for the sake of being funny, it should not stick to being funny and have any noble meaning.
After browsing a lot of funny videos on station B, I came up with the five funniest videos today.
Chu Sisi believed that in the second round, Zhu Xiaoming would smile no matter what.
When the video reaches the third one, Zhu Xiaoming's face has turned from white to red. He didn't deliberately not smile to win the game, but felt a little sorry for Chu Sisi.
Trying hard to laugh once, but I can't laugh out of my teeth.
Pulling the muscles at the corners of his mouth desperately, he couldn't laugh.
Even if he changed into a smiling face, there was nothing he could do.
In the end, her face turned red and her stomach started to hurt.
"I really can't do it anymore. If I continue to eat this lemon, I'm afraid I won't be able to speak when I talk to Dr. Mu later."
"Then let's talk about serious things another day. It's definitely not good for your prison to find me."