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MTL - Attack Stream of Life-Chapter 174
After agreeing to help Zhang Le make special disaster-proof props, the three went to the recording and broadcasting site of a variety show as usual, Qingchuan brushed his face in, Zhang Le brought his work permit, Lin Ruyi is an assistant.
As he spoke, he pulled Qingchuan over and asked him, "Tell me, is the last boss who appeared on the stage the enemy before Tianhe?"
Huh? Qingchuan subconsciously wanted to leave, but was held down, he smiled wryly: "Senior brother, why are you chasing comics?" I knew that I had opened a small account to draw comics, and now people are caught wherever I go, either forcing more updates or asking about the plot of.
Song Wei laughed, "What's the matter? When I was studying, I didn't follow the martial arts comics, that is, I didn't read comics that I wasn't interested in these years." He said, "There's a strange thing in our circle, WB serialized comics." When he heard that it was Qingchuan, he felt a little strange, so he clicked in to see it, but he didn't expect...
The black hand finally appeared, just a back, and then the first season ended.
It felt like sitting upright on the dining table and picking up chopsticks, sniffing the strong aroma of meat from the kitchen, thinking that I would definitely have a full meal later, but the kitchen said at the critical moment , there is no electricity, I can't cook, next time.
Song Wei almost wanted to call Qingchuan to ask when the second season was coming out, he picked up the phone and patted his head, oh, this is an artist, call him and ask Is the update a little weird?
Anyway, he will definitely hit it when he promotes it in the future, and he is waiting for this time.
No, isn't this time the painter who is promoting this unscrupulous job gets caught?
Crossing borders is risky, comrades need to be cautious.
Qingchuan shook his head, "No spoilers, too many spoilers? You'll know when I update them later."
"When are you going to update?"
"No good."
Anyone who chases comics wants to kill him, why are these painters handwriting a problem? At this time, I especially understand the thoughts of some extreme readers, lock up the wife, lock it in a small dark room, and give a bowl of rice after drawing a picture.
Then you can keep watching, keep watching.
An hour later, others came one after another. This time, there are directors, editors and five actors who came to promote it. The male No. 1 Song Wei, the male No. 2 Zhao Hangqi, the female No. 1 Cheng Jiajia, the female No. 3 Zhang Shuyu, and the male No. 6 Qingchuan.
From this, you can see the director's personal preference for the actors. In the crew, he takes care of the five of them, and the opportunity for publicity is also the first choice for the five of them. He is really a director who is quite unpretentious. He likes whichever one he likes, and doesn't play tricks.
Qingchuan felt familiar, and then thought, wasn't this the same group of people who held a small meeting in the director's room? One is not bad.
But there is a difference between then and then.
At that time, Qingchuan had not announced the news of the recovery of his legs, and he was the weakest among the five. But now that he is back, the previous online drama became popular, and Shi Ning who starred in it has become a fan of Bai Yueguang. What is even more rare is that his acting skills have also been recognized by several well-known critics, squeezing the tail of the powerful.
And the news they just got confirmed that Qingchuan will play the third male lead in Director Zhang's film. This is another jump in status, jumping from the TV circle to the film circle. Director Zhang's film, or the third male, is not to be underestimated.
So this time, everyone was more polite to him.
After a while, the host of the show came over, and there were other guests.
Yes, although it is for publicity, the guests will not only be seven people from their crew, but three will come, making up ten people.
The people who come here are familiar to them. A variety show artist who has often appeared in variety shows recently, Jun Yue, who killed herself last time, and Huang Jingjing, the heroine of last year's popular urban drama .
This Huang Jingjing was only an 18th line before, and inexplicably became the star and became a hit. Now it is an unstable first-line traffic flower. However, she and Cheng Jiajia don't seem to be dealing with each other very well. Even Qingchuan knows about the role of a big IP drama this year.
Today's variety show is a five-five showdown. Maybe these two will cause trouble.
The host is a mature and stable type, and his speech is serious, but I don’t know why once he starts hosting the show, it will be full of laughter.
Qingchuan has not yet felt the host's sense of humor, but she is attentive and considerate. It's still early spring, and the weather hasn't gotten warmer yet. To be pretty, most of the artists don't wear much, but the host has prepared a warm baby.
"Although it is indoors, the temperature is still not high. There will be a small game that requires changing clothes later. You can prepare first."
As usual, the opening is to introduce the guests, and then promote Wang Director's latest TV series - "Waiting for the Wind".
The guests were divided into two groups according to what was negotiated before. In order to achieve maximum fairness and equal ability, the two groups were distributed in this way.
Group A, Song Wei (power faction), Cheng Jiajia (flow flower), Wang Dao (director), Jun Yue (flow grass), Zhang Shuyu (flow flower).
Group B, Zhao Hangqi (power group), Huang Jingjing (flow flower), Zhang Le (screenwriter), Qingchuan (flow grass), Tengsheng (variety show group).
There are many battle games, this variety show can become a popular variety show, there must be a reason, for example, they never play cards according to common sense, often making the guests hurt and happy. The theme of the showdown in each variety show is different. Even the guests don't know, they are confused, and then the reaction is very real.
It seems that now, the host announced the theme of today's episode: Who is not the little princess?
What? little princess?
The guest was a little stunned and didn't know what it meant. But there is always a particularly bad premonition, especially for men.
"It's actually a very easy game. Everyone will like it very much." The host said the content of the game with a good old smile:
Please select three princesses for each of the two sides, choose their opponents, and participate in the game as a group.
The real princess has a unique appearance. Please make up each other for each other. After all six people make up, the audience will eliminate the ugliest one and replace them.
A real princess with a gorgeous dress and beautiful crystal slippers. Ask the two sides to choose skirts and shoes for each other. After the princess puts on her own shirt, she salutes the audience.
A real princess with a graceful dance. Invite both parties to perform a dance together. After the dance is over, the audience will eliminate the most ugly person in the dance and come on the bench.
A real princess with a wonderful voice. Ask both parties to sing love songs for each other. After the six people have finished singing, the audience will eliminate the one who sings the worst and take a substitute.
A true princess, versatile. Ask the opponents to show their talents. After the performance of the six people, the audience will choose the best one, who is the real princess.
Finally, whichever team has more players on the field wins. If the number of players is equal, whichever team wins the title of princess wins.
Male Guest:…
The program team, let's fight!
Program Team: Do you think we can easily become a popular variety show? You really underestimate us, hahahaha.
Group A, after subtracting a sullen director Wang who does not need exposure, there are four remaining, two men and two women. At this time, it is more appropriate to send women, but the sense of comedy is definitely not enough. So in the end, they discussed and sent a powerful actor Song Wei, a traffic Xiaosheng Jun Yue, and a traffic Xiaohua Cheng Jiajia.
Zhang Shuyu could only give up this opportunity with a smile.
Group B, the only female Huang Jingjing met Cheng Jiajia, Qingchuan met Junyue, and Zhao Hangqi met Song Wei.
In analogy, these three groups are the duel of delicate girls, the duel of exquisite boys, and the duel of rough straight men. Three chairs and three sets of makeup are ready, the host buckles the timer, and everyone has ten minutes. You can imagine what the effect will be after makeup.
The audience at the scene was already there waiting to see the show. No matter which group it is, it is full of highlights. The program group is really sinister, and actually let them 'kill' in front of the audience.
"Senior, I'm sorry." Jun Yue whispered.
Qingchuan didn't know whether he was sorry for the past or the tragedy that would happen later. This time, Jun Yue was much more polite than the last time. She wanted to come here to learn a lesson and know how to speak and act.
In addition, Qingchuan faintly surpassed him now, and Jun Yue did not dare to be as presumptuous as that time. This place in the entertainment industry is very realistic. Whoever has the highest rank will speak.
In fact, the influence of the variety show on Jun Yue has been smoothed out. The word 'crippled' is not a black spot, and he is taking a straightforward route.
"It doesn't matter, come on, I believe that a real princess can hold any shape." Qing Chuansheng closed his eyes reluctantly, as if giving up treatment.
Jun Yue laughed, and with a flick of her hand, the black eyebrow pencil drew a long line.
Damn, crayon little new eyebrows!
Jun Yue hurriedly wiped it with a sponge, the more dizzy it became, the more it became a cloud of ink.
"Attention, the princess should have a pair of curved eyebrows, bright eyes, a rosy mouth, and a natural and healthy flush." The host also reminded everyone, "Be sure to control Good time, if any one is missing, my group will have to deduct points."
"It's been two minutes."
The eyebrows can no longer be saved, Jun Yue had to toss his eyes, he chose a fluorescent blue eye shadow, thickly smeared on the eyelids, like two large blue apertures, and also glowed with fluorescence .
He looked at it for himself, and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it, and then started to draw eyeliner with liquid eyeliner. However, the obedient tools in the makeup artist's hands somehow didn't obey him when they got into his hands, and he drew an earthworm-like eyeliner intermittently, as thick and thin as a worm crawling through.
It's over, the eyeliner can't save it.
And lipstick, lipstick is simple!
Relying on the experience of applying lip balm to herself, Jun Yue successfully applied a red lip to Qingchuan, blood red and blood red, like eating a dead child.
This is good. Looking at the straight boy group next door, Song Wei chose the color he thought was the most princessy and painted Zhao Hangqi's eye shadow and lips. Straight man's princess color, emmm... Yes, the legendary death Barbie fan.
Somehow Zhao Hangqi looks dark, this visual effect, one more look makes you feel that your eyes are going to be blind.
The audience was laughing so hard that they wiped their tears while covering their stomachs.
After the end of this show, the two sides have made friends on the eighth floor.
In the last second before the end, Jun Yue urgently smeared two small round blushes on Qingchuan, done!
The guests began to pick up the mirror and look at their spoiled face.
Qingchuan picked up the mirror, and a monster appeared in it:…
What's in the mirror?
The Red Queen?
He looked at the opposite Jun Yue and wanted to crawl into the crack of the ground, with the arrogant face of No. 1 'I'm doing great' on his face, and he didn't know what to say. After all, I've seen it so many times, how could it be so handicapped? No matter how beautiful her face is, she can't stand such a toss.
Qingchuan thought, and looked towards the guests on both sides, Huang Jingjing was okay, on the horizontal line, it can be seen that Cheng Jiajia's makeup skills are at the level of amateurs. Qingchuan was surprised that Cheng Jiajia had such a big-picture view. Then look sideways at Zhao Hangqi...
Poof—
My eyes!
"The painting is very good, very artistic." Qingchuan said to Jun Yue very sincerely, and told him that he did not paint the blush of death Barbie powder and fluorescent powder on his face, Qingchuan felt that You have to forgive him for his previous actions.
The other Zhao Hangqi had already 'choked' Song Wei's neck.
"The general is calm! Calm down!" Song Wei broke free and ran back while holding the blush brush, "This makeup is definitely not the original intention. You and I are officials in the same dynasty, now Can't kill each other, isn't it to make the relatives hurt the enemy faster?"
"The fact is so, how can you make excuses? Put down your weapons and accept your life!"
"General, be merciful." Song Weihu had tears in his eyes.
Zhao Hang said with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, your wife and children, I will take care of them."
Qingchuan also put a make-up sponge on her little finger, raised her finger to Jun Yue's chin, and recited the poem in a romantic voice: "Blooming flowers are piled with pearls and jade, and the mountains are in the distance. Lying on the star eye, after that, the clothes are thin and guts are broken, how many times did you look back?"
This is a limerick in the play where he molested a little boy.
It seems that there is such a person, because I saw him once, and I can't forget it.
There is beauty in one person, and I will never forget it.
I don't see you for a day, I think like crazy.
Jun Yue suddenly blushed, his skin was white, and once he had this shyness, it would immediately show on his face.
What is this strange feeling? Embarrassed and ashamed.
He has always disliked Qingchuan, even now, but at this time he suddenly felt that if Qingchuan read this poem with such an expression and tone, no one could resist it. . Knowing that this is sweet talk and a bunch of nonsense, I can't help but jump into it.
How can it be so charming?
Could this be the experience of killing thousands of people? Jun Yue, who has always felt that she is not mature enough and attractive enough to make fans love her, is a little sour.
"Little Prince, if you don't do it again, the time will pass." The host reminded at the right time that others had already started.
"Wait, so you can see, sir, I can do anything."
Qingchuan is here for real. Unlike other male guests, he has learned makeup. In fact, their guests already had a layer of **** base makeup, otherwise it would not be suitable for them to show up without makeup, so Qingchuan began to directly thrush their eyebrows.
, pick up, the tail is raised, and the eyebrows do not need to be emphasized too much. It is suitable for men and women.
Qingchuan painted Jun Yue a little peach eyeshadow, just at the end of the eye. The eyelid here is strengthened with dark color, which can reduce puffiness and elongate the eyes. Finally, draw the eyeliner, the eyeliner is long and narrow, and the eyeliner at the lower corner of the eye is also emphasized.
He also applied a layer of concealer to the lips, followed by a flesh pink base and a peach blush. There is also a little blush, I brushed it lightly, and then wiped off the traces with a setting powder.
Jun Yue has always taken the route of a beautiful man, and her makeup and clothing are all cute and pink. But this makeup look is a bit sick, the raised eyebrows and eyeliner are strong, how can I put it, the beauty is strong and miserable.
The painting was over, and the time had not yet come, Qingchuan stepped back a little so that the audience and the camera could see clearly, "How?"
The audience froze.
Ugly so ugly? Jun Yue thought badly.
Can't be more disfigured than Zhao Hangqi's death Barbie makeup?
A mirror came to Jun Yue, he looked at the mirror, his expression as frozen as the audience, this never-before makeup look probably tapped into another kind of beauty in Jun Yue, he felt for the first time, You can absolutely not take the route of a beautiful man with a sassy bag.
He looked in the mirror, and then looked at Qingchuan's masterpiece.
"Why are you..." The question stopped halfway through, and Jun Yue didn't know what to ask, because their relationship was actually not good, and most of them were their own reasons. , but made Jun Yue uncomfortable.
He is a typical example of eating soft and not hard, Qingchuan teasing him, he may have to jump, but Qingchuan carefully put on his makeup, Jun Yue is a proud little **** He lowered his head, feeling childish and stupid.
"As a woman, I lost." Cheng Jiajia raised her head and sighed, especially with her current makeup look. It can't be said to be ugly, that is, Cheng Jiajia, who looks bright and beautiful, is actually not suitable for this kind of small flowers.
Cheng Jiajia put 80% of makeup on Huang Jingjing, and Huang Jingjing put 50% of makeup on Cheng Jiajia.
This Huang Jingjing is not particular about her work, and her emotional intelligence is also low.
Director Wang was also there to join in the fun, "If I had known that Yueming had this skill, I would not have arranged a makeup artist for him, and I could save a fortune."
Song Wei also came over to watch with a big face of Peking Opera, and commented there, "Well, not bad." He just couldn't say what was good. It took a long time before he squeezed out a sentence. , "Why are the lips not evenly spread?"
A particularly straight man, probably never even heard of biting lip makeup?
In this case, Zhao Hangqi is undoubtedly eliminated, too hot.
Zhao Hangqi himself didn't care. When he said that he was eliminated, he burst into tears on the spot, looking at Song Wei, "Nothing else, I'm just waiting for Lao Song to wear a skirt and step on high heels."
The faces of the male guests on the stage changed instantly, and even Teng Sheng, who was a candidate, froze.
Then a row of high-heeled shoes, bright gold and diamond-encrusted with ribbons, and the pointed and slender heels, made people feel painful to look at.
The host smiled very honestly and honestly, "Come on, choose."
"Should I change my shoes?"
"Yeah, put on your shoes, salute everyone, and it's over, isn't it very simple?" The host continued to laugh.
Cheng Jiajia laughed extremely cheerfully on the stage, and shouted to Zhang Shuyu below, "Let men also enjoy the charm of high heels, it would be better if they danced in them." Huang Jingjing said Beside her, she wanted to speak to Zhang Shuyu across the crowd.
Oh, this is going to tear my face.
The faces of the male guests are all white, and they have to dance in clothes?
Fortunately, the program team has not been cruel to this point. "When dancing, you can change to a flat bottom." The male guest was happy for a while, and the host continued, "Otherwise, this hundred and eighty kilograms, It's not good to step on someone and break a bone, right?"
Is it so dangerous?
The two sides have chosen shirts for the enemy for each other. Except for the female guests, they are restrained. The male guests are basically tossing in the direction of hot eyes. No matter what the original intention was, no matter how good-looking the skirt was before, as long as it was worn on a male guest, the visual effect...
Qing Chuan walked out on tiptoe.
Too hard, too hard.
Jun Yue chose a conservative skirt with a high collar for him, but his current body is really not suitable for men to dress up as women. His face is indeed a good-looking girl, very beautiful, but his body is not.
The undulating Adam's apple on the slender neck, the broad shoulders, and the arms covering the muscles are all advantages. A set of women's clothes is instantly nondescript.
King Kong Barbie!
Jun Yue is slightly better, her shoulders are not that wide and her body has no muscles, but men are men after all, so don’t mention the awkwardness of walking in high heels.
The program team was really mad, so they didn't let go of the big men who stepped on the tip of the knife, and sent an etiquette teacher to teach them the princess's salute.
"Let's do the easiest curtsey."
The etiquette teacher gave a demonstration, "Like this, hold the skirt with both hands and pull it to both sides. Open your knees slightly, step back with one foot, bend your knees, and keep your upper body straight, not bent, nodding your head. . Okay, done. Isn't it super easy?"
The two female guests finished it at once, very elegant and beautiful.
The male guest tried it and fell directly to the ground. Wearing high heels of seven or eight centimeters, it is already very difficult to stand alone. Do you have to step back with one foot and be independent on one toe? With a series of actions of pulling the skirt and nodding?
Where is easy?
The more the male guest fell, the happier the audience laughed. This show group is full of bad embryos up and down, good strength and traffic, how is it now? I don't want my face, I don't want the burden of idols and actors.
The most happiest are probably the program team and Director Wang: Well, the ratings are up, and the promotion is in place. Come on, go on, keep tossing the guests.
This time it was Song Wei who was eliminated, and Zhang Shuyu was replaced. The topic of the next show is dance. Five minutes of ballroom dancing time. Most people can dance this dance, but who will dance the women's steps and who will dance the men's steps?
Qing Chuan looked at Jun Yue.
Jun Yue blushed, "I don't jump in women's steps."
It is about the dignity of men, how can you dance the steps of a woman? Don't you just admit that you're not as good as him by jumping the women's step?
"Height, imposing manner, debut time, what reason do you think you shouldn't dance the women's step?" Qing Chuan suddenly stepped forward, lowered his head slightly, and held his hands empty through a layer of air. On the other side's waist, he said in a voice that only the two of them could hear:
"There is only one person in this world who can make me dance, but it's not you, little brother."
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