Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!-Chapter 1149 - 593:

On the way back, Duan Yun and Shen Ying found out through inquiry that this "Three Corpses Dao" is quite traditional.

In Taoism, there is always the saying of "slaying the three corpses to attain the Dao," and it turns out that the Three Corpses Dao followed this traditional path.

It's like in a materialistic age where women flaunt themselves in revealing clothes, an old-fashioned beauty suddenly appears, oblivious to worldly matters, which gives off a false, magical feeling.

As soon as they returned to the residence of the Three Corpses Dao, Duan Yun realized he indeed wasn't wrong.

The tradition here was all a facade!

Just as he and Shen Ying followed their new fellow into a grand hall, a male Taoist with a sour smell suddenly rushed over, shouting at Duan Yun, "Ashi, you're serious!"

"Please don't leave me!"

"How can I live without you!"

With that, he leaped like a carp, lunging at Duan Yun Fei.

Before Duan Yun could make a move, the senior brother beside him kicked him, sending him flying away with a bang.

"Don't be afraid, junior brother, he's just been influenced by the three corpses, he's actually quite normal."

Then, a wave of dung smell came over, and they saw a Taoist carrying two buckets of dung dancing there, looking like he was performing a shamanic dance.

The senior brother quickly ran over, angrily scolding him, "Why did you bring your midnight snack out? Put it back!"

The Taoist gave his senior brother a glance, then danced back with the dung buckets.

They were brimming full, and his dance moves were big, yet the dung swayed violently in the buckets without spilling a drop.

According to Shen Ying's understanding, this should be a sign of having reached profound mastery in Taoist Tai Chi Boxing.

Unexpectedly, a lunatic randomly carrying dung would be a top-notch expert outside.

The fellow disciples they saw later were even stranger.

There was a senior sister standing upside down wearing only a Daoist robe, claiming it could coax out the three corpses.

And a male Taoist holding a doll, with the senior brother beside explaining that he's trying to trick the three corpses onto the corpse.

But what caught Duan Yun's attention more was a male Taoist covered in locks.

Duan Yun asked why this was so.

"This guy keeps saying this world is fake and the other side is real, then says the other side is fake and this side is real, and occasionally steals offerings and swallows hidden weapons. Later he must have feared dying without understanding, so he locks himself up when he has an episode."

Looking at these flamboyant fellow disciples, Duan Yun was almost certain this place was practically a mental hospital.

No, an especially serious mental hospital.

At this moment, a female Taoist was sitting there crying, tears streaming down.

Next to her, another female Taoist was also in tears.

Shen Ying couldn't help but ask, "Why are they crying?"

"On the left is Senior Sister Zhao, on the right is Junior Sister Li, the two are very affectionate. Senior Sister Zhao once said, Junior Sister Li sheds a tear, she'll slaughter a city. Now Junior Sister Li has shed at least seven tears, she might be afraid of getting tired by now."

The senior brother explained enthusiastically.

Shen Ying was surprised, "Hasn't she slaughtered quite a few cities before?"

"Not really, Junior Sister Li doesn't cry much, at most tens of tears a year, and Senior Sister Zhao is rather lazy. Later, even slaughtering a village was considered a city to save effort." The senior brother explained.

Duan Yun couldn't help but say, "With such severe symptoms of slaughtering everywhere, don't you do something about it?"

"Do something? What's there to do? There are people everywhere outside Heavenly People City; I even think there are too many people. We can't ascend and attain the Dao, all because of these mortals defiling the great Dao of heaven and earth. If I could snap my fingers and kill ten thousand people, I could snap them continuously for days and nights."

Seeing a hint of concern in Duan Yun and Shen Ying's eyes, the senior brother reassured, "Junior brother, junior sister, don't worry. The path of slaying the three corpses is hard, but apart from sometimes having episodes, everyone here is normal."

"Master said, with the start of dinner, you will join us in learning to slay the three corpses."

Afterwards, Duan Yun and Shen Ying were settled in.

This time, there was no need for the two of them to even discuss.

No misunderstanding here.

After discussing all of this, it's certain: this group is completely mad, and even scarier, they each have the ability to slaughter a city.

Could we let them live until next New Year?

The two decided to act after dinner.

Viciously act!

Dinner at the Three Corpses Dao started quite early, usually in the mid-afternoon at the latest.

Then, Duan Yun saw the longest table he'd ever lived to see.

A long wooden table, at least fifty zhang long, stretching from one end to the other.

The house where the table was placed looked oddly shaped, resembling a tunnel.

The "tunnel's" end was a white wall with a Three Pure Ones Painting hanging on it.

There were quite a few disciples in the Three Corpses Dao, all of them eating on this table from top to bottom.

Of course, the seat at the very head of the table was occupied by Master, the Red Nose Taoist.

The others were seated along both sides.

Soon, the dishes were served.

A bowl of white rice, which looked normal, and another bowl of black gooey cake, which didn't look normal.

The kind-hearted senior brother sitting beside them explained, "Eating well, eating properly marks the beginning of our Three Corpses Dao slaying corpses."

Duan Yun looked at the black gooey cake and said, "Senior brother, what exactly is this stuff?"

"Don't ask about such things! Just eat it when you're told!" the senior brother suddenly said sternly.

Immediately, his expression shifted again, saying, "However, Master holds you in high regard. Since you're one of our own, this non-secret secret can be told to you, but you mustn't tell outsiders."