Marrying a White Snake Wife is Super Cool-Chapter 61: Completely Tamed by This Close Nephew

Chapter 61: Chapter 61: Completely Tamed by This Close Nephew

Zhao Qiao’Er was a domineering sort.

But when this domineering woman was with her sweetheart, all that bossiness melted away.

If it had been anyone else who dared to contradict her, she would’ve slapped them silly long ago.

But with her sweetheart? Forget slapping him, she couldn’t even bear to let go, holding him in a tight embrace.

Lu Yuan, savoring the feel of Aunt Zhao’s soft, voluptuous body, said:

"Oh, but there’s plenty to talk about. We have a ton of things to do.

Tomorrow, we need to start renovating the mansion—knocking down walls, and I’m planning to tear down the East Wing to install the Underground Heating System.

There’s just so much work to be done."

Hearing this, Aunt Zhao couldn’t help but scoff.

"That’s not important business. There’s no rush.

I’ve already planned out our whole day tomorrow. We’ll get up early and I’ll take you two for a stroll through the marketplace.

Around mid-morning, we’ll go get you and Liyan some new outfits.

Then at noon, we’ll go to the Drunken Immortal Pavilion. I’ve booked the whole place.

After lunch—sweetheart, you like to fish, don’t you? We’ll go fishing at Xiaobeiliu.

And in the evening..."

It was clear Aunt Zhao had planned out their entire day long in advance.

Every hour, every minute was scheduled, a packed and detailed itinerary.

It was all giving Lu Yuan a bit of a headache.

’This is just like some packed one-day tour package.’

’Is all this really necessary...?’

’Going out for fun shouldn’t mean doing this at this time, and that at that time.’

’It’s like we’re being chased by wolves.’

Just thinking about it felt exhausting.

Lu Yuan immediately shook his head.

"No way. How is this not important business? It’s urgent. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

The weather is getting colder and colder. The frost is already so thick, and it’ll be snowing before we know it.

If we don’t hurry and get the Underground Heating System installed, we’re going to freeze.

Besides, once I have the Underground Heating System set up in the East Wing, if you like it, Auntie, I’ll have to install one in your main house too.

Look at the time! We have to hurry, don’t we?"

Zhao Qiao’Er couldn’t help but roll her eyes at him.

"Can’t you just have someone else do it?

Do you really have to do it yourself?"

Lu Yuan lifted his chin.

"Of course. I’m the only one who knows how to build this thing.

No one else would understand how."

Hearing her sweetheart’s words, Zhao Qiao’Er couldn’t help but pout her sensual red lips, looking as unhappy as a young maiden.

"Auntie is not happy~

Auntie doesn’t like you anymore~"

Although Zhao Qiao’Er said she didn’t like him anymore, her hands told a different story.

Her delicate hands, nails painted a vivid red, didn’t loosen their embrace on Lu Yuan in the slightest.

And you had to admit...

...there was something inexplicably cute about seeing a ripe, beautiful woman act this way.

Lu Yuan thought for a moment, then said:

"How about this, Auntie? Why don’t you just follow me around tomorrow?

You can come with me wherever I go.

And I can show you what an Underground Heating System is all about."

Huh?

Zhao Qiao’Er was taken aback.

While she was mulling it over, Lu Yuan, worried she still wasn’t happy...

...winked, cleared his throat, and asked with a straight face:

"Auntie, who am I?"

Huh?

Lost in thought, Zhao Qiao’Er snapped back to reality, puzzled by his question.

She didn’t know what he was getting at.

Still, she blinked her beautiful eyes and replied:

"You’re Auntie’s sweetheart, of course~"

Lu Yuan raised an eyebrow.

"And?"

Zhao Qiao’Er thought for another moment before cooing sweetly:

"You’re also Auntie’s close nephew~"

Lu Yuan raised his eyebrow again.

"And besides all that?"

Zhao Qiao’Er thought hard again, then shook her head slightly. Looking at Lu Yuan in her arms, she said in a coquettish voice:

"What is it?

Auntie can’t think of it. You tell me, sweetheart~"

Lu Yuan cleared his throat and declared with a straight face:

"I’m also a man!"

The moment he said it, Zhao Qiao’Er instantly understood his meaning.

Hearing his words, she couldn’t help but squeeze her plump, beautiful thighs together as a blush shot across her gorgeous face.

Lu Yuan then raised an eyebrow again.

"Then who are you, Auntie?"

Snapping back to her senses, Zhao Qiao’Er let go of Lu Yuan, turned away from him, and said with a pout:

"Auntie is Auntie, what else could I be!"

Even though Zhao Qiao’Er had always been the one to joke about such things...

...now that Lu Yuan was bringing it up...

...she felt... she felt an inexplicable wave of bashfulness.

Especially since...

...there was someone else in the room~

The old butler was still standing right there.

But Lu Yuan just looked at Aunt Zhao with an amused, raised eyebrow.

"Besides being Auntie?"

’It seems this joke is never going to die.’

’It’s going to follow me for the rest of my life.’

’And if I can’t escape it, I might as well use it myself!’

’As if he’s the only one who can play this game!~’

At that moment, the butler off to the side finally caught on and realized he was in the way.

The very next second, he gave a slight bow.

"Madam, there are some matters in the front courtyard that need my attention. I’ll go take a look."

The old butler’s voice startled Lu Yuan.

The man was usually as still as a wooden post; wherever he stood, he was utterly silent.

It was easy to forget he was even there.

Without waiting for Zhao Qiao’Er’s permission, the butler immediately turned and exited the main hall.

Only after the butler had left did Zhao Qiao’Er, face still red, say in a delicate voice:

"Auntie is also a woman."

Snapping out of his surprise, Lu Yuan smiled and raised an eyebrow.

"And what should a woman do?"

By now, Zhao Qiao’Er’s gorgeous face was a deep crimson, but she met Lu Yuan’s gaze and replied with a flirtatious pout:

"A woman should listen to her man~"

Lu Yuan immediately let out a mischievous laugh.

"So, are you going to listen or not?"

With her face still flushed, Zhao Qiao’Er snorted softly.

"I’ll listen~"

Hearing that, Lu Yuan smiled triumphantly.

"That’s more like it~

Looks like the old saying is true. A woman just needs to be put in her place~"

But the moment the words left his mouth, a sharp pain shot through the soft flesh of his waist.

WHOOSH! Lu Yuan jumped up, grimacing in pain.

Beside him, Zhao Qiao’Er, face still red, glared at him with her beautiful eyes and chided:

"Give you an inch and you take a mile, huh!"

Lu Yuan just chuckled sheepishly and quickly apologized.

This earned him an incredibly charming eye-roll from Zhao Qiao’Er.

"You clever little monkey~"

Meanwhile, the old butler was walking toward the front courtyard.

He had, of course, heard every bit of the commotion from the room behind him.

After all, the central courtyard was quiet; it was just the two of them talking in there.

Even an ordinary person could have heard them clearly, to say nothing of a man with the old butler’s level of skill.

Listening to the conversation between the aunt and nephew, the old butler shook his head, his expression unchanging, and continued toward the front courtyard.

He just mused to himself that the feared Black Widow of Taiping City had been so thoroughly tamed by her own nephew that she had no temper left at all.

’The old sayings really are true.’

’For every creature, there is one that can conquer it.’