Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 702: Dream On

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Chapter 702: Chapter 702: Dream On

The junior sister group has a third senior brother more powerful than him, and when those golden eyes glance over, he doesn’t dare to be presumptuous. The Sect Hierarch, who has been presumptuous for many years, doesn’t like this feeling. He usually avoids contact with the third senior brother if he can.

As for the other groups, the work content is boring, and the people are uninteresting.

The little boy furrowed his small face in deep thought, and then suddenly had an idea, "Why don’t you switch jobs with the third senior brother? After all, they’re both assistant roles. You should be the assistant to the junior sister."

"Wow, you’re so smart," Duan Xiayou said with a forced smile, "If I could beat the third junior brother, would I have waited until now?"

Earlier, when they were competing for spots on the show, only Tantai Yi remained unmoved, and everyone thought it was because Tantai Yi had self-awareness. And Tantai Yi truly had self-awareness; he wasn’t good at singing or dancing but was adequate in martial arts. Plus, he knew the junior sister’s preferences well, making him the best choice for assistant and bodyguard.

With no other work arranged recently, Tantai Yi privately approached Tuanzi to apply for the assistant and bodyguard position, and Tuanzi had no reason to refuse.

By the time Gu Wangchao came knocking to finalize the spots on the show, Duan Xiayou thought of competing for the assistant role, but Tuanzi and Tantai Yi had already reached an agreement, and Tuanzi was not one to go back on his word, so Duan Xiayou could only regretfully be left out.

If it were any other junior brother, Duan Xiayou could at least try some hard and soft tactics to compete, but with the third junior brother, forget it, he doesn’t dare or feel comfortable doing so; after all, their sect only has this one straightforward person.

Duan Xiayou could accept this, but Ning Jixiu had to add fuel to the fire, "Tch, senior brother, you’re really pathetic."

Duan Xiayou’s forehead throbbed, and he stepped forward to lift this cheeky boy again.

This time, Ning Jixiu was prepared; he slipped away like a slippery fish and landed on the ground.

"What kind of martial art is this?"

Duan Xiayou rubbed his fingers; indeed, the sensation just now was slippery and impossible to grasp.

"How could My Cultivation Technique be passed on to outsiders?"

The little boy put on a stern face and made a request as if it was all natural, "I want to be in the same group as the junior sister, but I don’t want the third senior brother in that group. Think of a way."

"There’s indeed a way."

The fish was hooked, and Duan Xiayou didn’t pursue the matter of the cultivation technique any further, "The second junior brother is right; he still has a spot left. I can accompany you as a guardian to the show. You can interact with the junior sister on the show without having to be with the third junior brother—it’s the best of both worlds!"

"The best of both..."

Ning Jixiu realized, "You want me to perform for others? Dream on!"

Duan Xiayou spread his hands, "Then you can be an assistant to the seventh senior brother with me and the fifth and sixth junior brothers."

When Zhen Haowei was mentioned, Ning Jixiu couldn’t help but shudder. He despised this scheming senior brother and also feared him a bit.

The food was truly unguardable! Even after many days of caution, he still occasionally fell into traps, leaving behind much evidence he wished he could destroy immediately.

"Time is running out." Duan Xiayou did not persuade further; he had already figured out this junior brother’s character, preferring gentle persuasion to coercion, but having the patience to coax this junior brother? Dream on!

"Miaomiao is leaving in just a few days. Think it over."

The little boy held his face in distress, the soft flesh on his cheeks being squished around. Once he saw his reflection in the glass door, he quickly put his hands down.

"Really, caught the habit from that girl!"

He was the dignified Demon Sect Leader; how could he do something so childish?

Unwilling to let Duan Xiayou have his way, the Sect Leader thought and thought until he really came up with an idea.

Tuanzi’s bedroom.

She was folding clothes, preparing to put them into the pink suitcase beside her.

"Knock knock knock!"

"The door’s not closed, come in yourself!"

Tuanzi didn’t even lift her head, focused on folding clothes.

She had never been good at folding clothes before, but her master was right, practice makes perfect; now she can fold clothes nice and neatly!

"Just find someone to help you fold," came Ning Jixiu’s voice from the side, still soft but with a defiant tone, "you don’t have to do such trivial things yourself, right?"

"It’s about doing my own things myself!"

Tuanzi glared at him discontentedly and continued folding clothes.

After finishing folding without hearing a second sentence, she looked over in confusion, "Eighth senior brother, do you have something to say?"

The little boy quickly shifted his gaze away, then back. He had never done such a thing as coaxing and deceiving before, which made him somewhat uncomfortable now.

He tried to ask calmly, "Aren’t you curious about the reason Zhen Haowei crossed over a second time?"

[Ancient Martial System:...What’s wrong with these senior brothers? Each of them uses this to tempt you?]

Tuanzi had long been wary, "Are you also trying to use Miaomiao’s curiosity to deceive her?"

The last person to do that was Ji Zhangzhuo!

After Ji Zhangzhuo returned from his travels, he coaxed her about knowing the reason the seventh senior brother crossed over a second time, and later found himself frozen by Tantai Yi. He confessed afterward that he didn’t know and just wanted to tease the junior sister.

Curious little Miaomiao was easy to tease, but also easily got riled up.

"The second senior brother was lying, but I really know!"

Ning Jixiu said with a humph, "I have a Secret Technique."

When Tuanzi asked what the Secret Technique was, he refused to say, only insisting he knew.

Tuanzi mimicked his posture, crossing her arms and saying with a humph, even swaying her head, "Miaomiao already knows the truth, you can’t deceive Miaomiao anymore!"

She wore a face full of pride, "You all keep trying to trick Miaomiao, but Miaomiao is smart and already went to ask the seventh senior brother!"

Thinking of the offhanded words of Zhen Haowei, she was once again full of admiration, "As expected of the seventh senior brother, so generous when he acts."

After seeking refuge with the master, Zhen Haowei returned to his world to find himself a wanted man, accused of killing fellow disciples. He then changed his identity and mingled in the once-every-fifty-years exchange meeting.

The exchange meeting lasted several months; the earlier sessions examined disciples from various sects in the secret realm, while later on, competitions were held at a major sect.

Though most cultivators were already in fasting mode, major sects cared about appearance and would still serve fruits and snacks, as well as provide meals at dining times; to eat or not was a personal choice.

Zhen Haowei became one of the chefs.

The food he prepared was tempting even to those who were fasting.

While cooking, he had only one thought: to make those who ate his food boldly reveal their deepest desires.

The exchange meeting then became a confession session, revenge session, and a scheming session. Besides some vendettas and grievances, the most striking events were when several major sect leaders or elders confessed to harming disciples to boost their cultivation and fell into the demonic path.

The exchange meeting then turned into a demon-slaying session, where the sect leader who wanted to hunt Zhen Haowei down revealed his true self and was slain.

Afterward, several major sects investigated the cause of the chaos and traced it back to Zhen Haowei, who, during his escape, was brought to this world by Spirit Jade.

"That must have been a thrilling escape," Tuanzi said again, flaunting her idioms, "The seventh senior brother is really amazing!"

Ning Jixiu ’hummed’ dismissively, "Being hunted by the major sects, that’s nothing, I’m being chased every moment."