Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 408: The Wisdom of Survival

Ji Zhangzhuo, full of righteousness, carefully picked out a color.

Soon, he chose a color and winked at Gu Chi.

Gu Chi glanced down, his lips instinctively curving into a smile, only to return quickly to their usual expression.

Tuanzi observed with hands clasped, noticed their exchange of glances, leaned in for a look, and was surprised with her mouth agape.

"Wow, Second Brother," Tuanzi patted Ji Zhangzhuo’s arm, "I didn’t expect you to be like this, Second Brother."

Ji Zhangzhuo, with a baby face, smiled innocently and innocuously.

Tuanzi imitated him, her lips slightly upturned, smiling equally innocent and innocuous.

Duan Xiayou glanced around, saw Gu Yunmu looking clueless, thought for a moment, and went inside.

He joined in but didn’t give any hints.

Gu Chi personally mixed the color and, along with Ji Zhangzhuo, dyed Gu Yunmu’s hair.

It was the first time for both of them dyeing someone’s hair, yet their hands were steady, and they didn’t make any mistakes during the process.

Tuanzi also wanted to help, but with short hands, she could only circle around them like a little kitten with big, bright eyes, ready to pounce like a cat on a mouse.

Gu Yunmu sensed danger for a brief moment but was soon captivated by his sister’s bun-like little face, inviting her closer to pinch her cheeks.

For once, Tuanzi didn’t pinch back; her big eyes curved into crescents.

"Yun Mu, after the dyeing is finished, I’ll take a picture of you and even send it to Qize."

"Of course."

Gu Yunmu often took selfies, dragging others along to admire how handsome he was.

With all the hubbub, the evening came.

Gu Chi personally removed the excess items, looked at Gu Yunmu’s hair color, nodded with great satisfaction.

"The color matches exactly as expected, no deviation, very good."

Gu Yunmu was quite curious, "What hair color did you guys choose exactly?"

The young artist said cryptically, "It’s a color that suits you very well."

"Here it comes, here it comes, the mirror is here!"

Tuanzi eagerly fetched a mirror, dashed back delightedly, handed it to Gu Yunmu with a sweet voice, "Yun Mu, take a look, it suits you perfectly~"

Gu Yunmu brought the mirror closer, ready to admire himself, only to see the terrifying Barbie pink, which stunned him.

"Am I seeing things?"

He turned his head and then back again, finding himself indeed sporting Barbie pink hair.

"..."

"Click."

Gu Yunmu turned his head and saw one of the culprits, Gu Chi, smilingly taking pictures.

"Sending it only to your brother would be too much of a waste; I’ll send it to the big group chat straight away."

His fingers moved swiftly as he sent the photo to the group.

There were quite a number of people online at this time.

[Gu Wangchao: Did Yun Mu get triggered?]

[Gu Che: You have more guts than that boy group member who dyed his hair green. You went for pink.]

Gu Yunmu had dyed many colors before, but never Barbie pink.

Looking at himself in the mirror, it was blindingly bright.

He gave Gu Chi a snarl, but Gu Chi was already gathering his things to go home.

"Remember to come to my place for dinner; my mom’s almost ready."

Having said that, he left, and outside the courtyard, he suddenly turned back, took out his phone, and continued taking pictures ’click, click’.

Gu Yunmu: "..." No wonder his brother said, among so many cousins, Gu Chi is the one not to offend!

But wait, he hadn’t offended Gu Chi at all!

Puzzled, Gu Yunmu could only confront the other culprit.

When he looked back, Ji Zhangzhuo stood there without guilt, answering his accusations plausibly.

"This color suits you, it highlights your fair complexion and good features. Are you not confident in your face?"

"That’s impossible!"

Gu Yunmu was tremendously confident in his face, and indeed he was exceedingly handsome and talented, though those who tried pursuing him eventually fled for a simple reason — he could talk.

Confident in his good looks, he admired himself with pink hair in the mirror, grew more satisfied, and simply took out his phone to take selfies and sent them to the group.

The group’s responses were unanimously consistent.

[...]

Tuanzi gaped at his maneuver in shock.

[Miaomiao: Isn’t he angry?]

She felt a tiny bit guilty when it was freshly finished.

[Ancient Martial System: ... He has enough confidence in his own beauty]

It had never encountered such a human, utterly arrogant and fearless. In a way, such people are quite terrifying.

Soon, Gu Cheng returned by car, glanced out the window, and nearly mixed up the accelerator for the brake.

He hadn’t even gotten out when Tuanzi ran over, circling.

As soon as he stepped out, Tuanzi hugged his leg.

"Big brother, Yun Mu is scary!"

Gu Cheng picked up his sister casually, glanced at Gu Yunmu’s pink hair, nodded, "Don’t imitate him."

"Imitate what? Narcissism or shamelessness?"

Gu Yunmu, who was admiring his own beauty, heard this and promptly boasted, "If you’re thick-skinned enough, you can achieve invincibility in the world. If you persist, eventually my face will conquer everything!"

He even provided examples.

"Like every time I come over, I shamelessly stay at your place. After a while, even if I don’t say a word, you all would let me stay. That’s the benefit of being thick-skinned."

[Ancient Martial System: ...]

Tuanzi folded her arms thoughtfully.

"That actually makes sense, if Miaomiao were thick-skinned enough, maybe I could ask Big Brother for candy shamelessly."

Her face showed an ’I have learned’ expression.

Gu Cheng glared at the smug Gu Yunmu and flicked his sister’s forehead, "Don’t learn his bad traits."

Gu Yunmu protested, "This is the wisdom of survival!"

Gu Cheng simply covered his sister’s ears; he only had one hand available, so he could cover only one ear.

"In any case, don’t learn from him; his brother will take care of him."

Just as he finished speaking, Gu Yunmu’s phone rang.

"Brother, are you calling to praise me?"

Gu Yunmu chuckled, "Did you just finish a meeting? Otherwise, you’d have called me earlier."

Tuanzi simply jumped down from big brother’s arms, secretly leaned in, and stealthily eavesdropped.

On the other end, Gu Qize’s tone was severe, while on this end, Gu Yunmu was carefree and cheeky. 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝙚𝙬𝓮𝙗𝒏𝙤𝒗𝙚𝙡.𝒄𝒐𝓶

Gu Qize talked east, Gu Yunmu talked west. The brothers had a ’harmonious’ exchange, and Gu Yunmu hung up feeling deeply satisfied.

He looked down and saw his sneaky sister, proudly saying, "Of course, my brother cares about me. He noticed my hair dye and contacted me immediately."

Tuanzi retorted, "But Qize was criticizing you?"

"Ah, you don’t understand; he’s tsundere. It seems like criticism, but it’s actually concern. He must be happy for me."

Tuanzi blinked, motioned him to bend down, and Gu Yunmu obligingly bent over, letting his cheek get pinched by Tuanzi.

Tuanzi pinched hard, "It’s really thick! Miaomiao’s face will never grow this thick."