Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 399: Come On, Let’s Hurt Each Other

Tuanzi has participated in so many livestream programs that she understands the meaning of ’promotion’.

Lately, the only thing that can be promoted is the sect’s video, right?

She was washing apples and shook her head while listening.

"No, which brother could buy a promotion for Miaomiao?"

A few brothers active in the entertainment industry definitely understand promotion, but they don’t know they have a second senior brother now, nor do they know that they’ve opened an account for the Heavenly Cloud Sect.

Gu Chi does know, but he’s just an emerging artist without that many followers.

As for Gu Cheng, after chatting with Ji Zhangzhuo, he got some inspiration and is currently discussing the script with a long-term collaborating writer.

He’s got classes and is researching a new script, so Tuanzi wouldn’t bother him with these matters; thus, Gu Cheng also doesn’t know about the account and video.

Tuanzi mumbled some analysis, and the system also responded.

[Ancient Martial System: I misjudged; they don’t seem like the people who would buy promotion.]

At most, they’d happily repost and brag about their sister.

The system searched online, looked closely, and found that a group of haters had criticized the video enough to push it to trending.

Most netizens love gossip; once something hits trending, they’ll click to see it. Because the haters’ comments might create a bias, but after watching for a bit, they develop their own judgment and immediately shout things like ’post another one’ or ’this is better than TV dramas’.

The more haters criticize, the more netizens are attracted, with a few not thinking critically, but most form their own judgment, causing the view counts of the two videos to shoot up.

Moreover, Gu Chi’s filming style pursues aesthetics yet remains authentic; viewers can tell there are no special effects, and after watching, their recognition of martial arts increases along with the reputation value.

The system then explains the reason to Tuanzi.

Tuanzi was just about to take a big bite out of an apple, and upon hearing this, she excitedly said, "Then shouldn’t Miaomiao thank the haters? Post about gratitude?"

[Ancient Martial System: That might anger them.]

"Well, let them be angry," Tuanzi shrugged, "It’s their own problem, has nothing to do with Miaomiao."

After speaking, she took a big bite, chewed, swallowed, and took another big bite of the apple.

[Ancient Martial System: How many apples have you eaten today?]

"Oh," Tuanzi murmured, "My teeth itch, I just want to chew on something."

When her teeth started growing, she didn’t think much of it, but as they continued to grow, they itched more, so she kept wanting to chew something to stop the itch.

In the living room.

Ji Zhangzhuo was studying, and with his excellent hearing, he heard noises from the kitchen, and asked Duan Xiayou quietly, "Who is Little Sister talking to?"

Duan Xiayou lazily yawned, "Talking to herself."

"No, she’s not talking to herself."

Ji Zhangzhuo had his own judgment.

"Speaking of which, there’s a piece of Spirit Jade with Master that seems reserved for Little Sister, but it’s gone unused, Little Sister..."

Upon hearing light footsteps, he immediately shut his mouth.

A few seconds later, Tuanzi came out of the kitchen.

She was munching on apples, indistinctly sharing the good news of the video’s increased views with the two of them.

Ji Zhangzhuo laughed, "I’ve never seen you on your phone, how do you know this?"

Tuanzi: "..."

[Ancient Martial System: Is he suspicious of me?]

[Miaomiao: He doesn’t know you exist.]

Her eyes darted around.

"Ahem, it was Gu Chi who told me. He knew someone said unpleasant things, that’s why he posted a second video."

Earlier, Gu Chi’s overly bright smile made her feel weird. Now, after hearing haters brought traffic, she understood Gu Chi’s smile. So now, Gu Chi is definitely keeping a close eye on the netizens’ reactions.

With that said, Tuanzi calmly continued munching on her apple.

Ji Zhangzhuo wanted to nitpick but received a glare from Duan Xiayou, so he could only touch his nose and plan to secretly observe later.

"By the way, when exactly are you going to participate in programs?"

He had learned from Duan Xiayou about Little Sister’s main work and was particularly eager now, "Need a bodyguard, I can go!"

Duan Xiayou: Touched!

Touched for a second before hearing the cheerful voice of the second senior brother, "At that time, you’ll have the eldest senior brother on your left side and me on your right, it’ll definitely be impressive!"

Tuanzi was instantly tempted.

Impressive Little Heroine!

"Wait," Duan Xiayou lightly coughed to attract their attention, and gently remarked, "If everyone goes as bodyguards, there’s no one to manage the account, only one senior brother should accompany Little Sister."

The mentioned senior brother and sister immediately exchanged glances, showing the same mischievous smile, even saying the same thing.

"Eldest Senior Brother, the less you want to go, the more we want you to go."

Duan Xiayou: "..."

He couldn’t bear to be angry with Little Sister, so he glanced at Ji Zhangzhuo, "Your swordsmanship isn’t up to par, come outside, I’ll give you some pointers."

Ji Zhangzhuo exaggeratedly shouted, "Wow wow wow, Eldest Senior Brother is offering guidance, am I dreaming?"

Duan Xiayou really wanted to poke him with a sword to shut him up.

Tuanzi was munching on an apple, trying hard to bite onto it, freed her two small wet hands, and pinched Ji Zhangzhuo hard on both sides.

"Ah!"

Ji Zhangzhuo jumped straight up.

Only then did Tuanzi let go, slowly took another bite, a bit smug, "If you can feel pain, it must not be a dream."

Ji Zhangzhuo: "..."

He could only follow Eldest Senior Brother outside. After all, the guidance would bring pain too, so mutual harm it is!

Oh, this is what the Little Hero thought of when thinking about the internet’s ’mutual harm’ memes.

While the two senior brothers were harming each other, Tuanzi was munching on an apple, then a low-sugar cookie, continuing to grind her teeth until halfway when a call came in.

"Eh? It’s Qize?"

Gu Qize, a meticulous and polite person, never calls directly, usually sends a message first asking if it’s convenient before calling.

This makes answering calls less stressful for some people, but being this courteous even with family is a bit much.

This time, Gu Qize was less formal, showing a sign of closeness.

Tuanzi happily answered the call.

"Good afternoon, Qize."

"Good afternoon," Gu Qize, not one for small talk, went straight to the point, "Didn’t you want to attend an antique auction? There’s one tomorrow in Jiangcheng, and I just got an invite. If you want to go, I’ll take you for a look."

Tuanzi blinked, then blinked again.

When did she want to attend an antique auction?

"Did I misunderstand?"

Gu Qize, upon realizing, felt a bit embarrassed, "Because you’ve been asking me about antiques, I thought you wanted to collect them too, I acted presumptuously."

Her uncle, Gu Yu, has some collections, so Gu Qize knows a bit about antiques. When Tuanzi learned this, she consulted Gu Qize, worried about the sect’s treasure being dug up and sold. After knowing the auction items are sourced legitimately, she lost interest in auctions.

Unexpectedly, she stopped paying attention, but Gu Qize continued.

"Ugh, Qize, you’re awesome!"