Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 307: The Angry Wild Boars

Duan Xiayou suspected his little sister might have picked up some secret technique.

It wasn’t that he hadn’t dealt with kids before. That guy had several mistresses and quite a few siblings. However, those kids weren’t close to him.

His relatives and families that were friendly with his own also had children, and he had interacted with them, but his heart only had one sentiment.

Annoying.

Kids are annoying, always chattering, or intentionally or unintentionally ruining his things, with an innocent face that makes it difficult to scold or hit them. If he really fussed over it, people would say he wasn’t magnanimous enough.

As for his little sister, she actually talks quite a lot too, her little mouth going on non-stop, but her voice is sweet, and listening to her is like tasting honey.

As for breaking his things, his little sister hasn’t done that, but she loves pulling him for sparring, especially when he wants to sleep in. She’s too energetic and lively.

But then again, she calls him senior brother, so reluctantly, he agrees.

Duan Xiayou looked down again, and saw his little sister flashing an innocent and bright smile.

"Senior brother?"

"Let’s go."

Duan Xiayou held onto a sliver of hope.

"Hopefully, nothing happens and we can come back right away."

During the day, he had to take care of everyone, so he walked on foot, but now he wanted to fly freely.

Just as he was about to take off, someone grabbed his sleeve. Looking down, it was the familiar, cheerful chubby face.

"Senior brother, carry me~"

Tuanzi calmly reached out, a hint of anticipation in her tone, "Miaomiao doesn’t want to fly by herself. Save some energy."

Duan Xiayou wanted to save energy too.

Flying seemed easy but also consumed Inner Strength, which he hadn’t practiced much lately.

"Senior brother?" Tuanzi tilted her head.

Duan Xiayou turned his face away, then quickly turned back, picked her up, and adjusted his hold.

"Is this okay?"

"Yes, yes," Tuanzi wriggled a bit to find a suitable position, resting her little head on his shoulder, looking behind him, "Miaomiao will guard your back, you look ahead, so there’s no fear of sneak attacks."

"I don’t think anyone will sneak attack."

Modern people don’t have that many secret techniques, and they don’t need to endure harsh training to find a job through martial arts. It’s hard for anyone to reach their level.

Even so, entrusting his back to his little sister gave him a feeling that besides his master, he had someone he could trust.

Pretty nice.

The lazy man slightly curved his lips, his figure quickly vanished from the spot, and the next moment, he was kilometers away, his toes barely touching tree branches as he leaped.

Where there are good things, there are bad things.

The heavens did not answer his prayers, and the three young men left on the Mountain still went rogue.

Somehow, they angered two plump wild pigs and were now desperately clambering up a tree.

Point one, this tree wasn’t very sturdy and had to bear the weight of three people.

Point two, wild pigs could cause prey to fall by ramming trees.

Currently, the wild pigs had trampled all their camping gear, and angrily took turns ramming the flimsy tree, making the three men sway precariously.

Their phones fell nearby, preventing them from seeking help outside.

"What kind of karma have they brought upon themselves?"

Tuanzi imitated the local dialect she learned from the forest rangers, stuck her little head out to look around, and ultimately saw a tiny piglet near a tent.

"They took someone else’s kid."

She immediately expressed her outrage: "Weren’t they told not to catch wild animals? Wild pigs are second-class protected animals too!"

Also, capturing someone else’s little ones is going too far!

While staying at his little sister’s place before, Duan Xiayou was compelled to learn a lot.

"Wasn’t it said that wild pigs usually live in the deeper parts of the Mountain? How did they even find them?"

"That’s usually the case," Tuanzi shrugged, "but doesn’t mean pigs can’t act rebellious sometimes, maybe they brought their little ones to visit relatives?"

Duan Xiayou: "..."

He focused on the three men.

"Rescue or not?"

His keen hearing could detect the continuous cracking sounds from the inside of that tree, which was estimated to fall within ten minutes.

And those two angry wild pigs would surely trample the three men without hesitation. At that time, even breaking a few ribs or injuring internal organs would be considered fortunate. These few might even lose their lives.

"We must rescue them."

Tuanzi nestled herself in his embrace, folding her little arms, casting sideways glances at the three crying men, showing clear disdain.

"Let them worry a bit more, for a longer lesson."

Duan Xiayou had no great expectations.

"After being rescued, I’m afraid they’ll come back to get revenge on these wild pigs."

Some people’s minds can be petty to such extents.

"That is, if they have time and the face to come back for revenge."

Tuanzi giggled mischievously.

"Post the video of them stealing the piglets, and they’ll become poachers. Even if they claim it’s a misunderstanding, they will definitely be locked up for a while. Tomorrow morning, when we’re on the Mountain Patrol, we’ll intentionally pass by this place for everyone to remember their faces, full public supervision, hehe~"

Imagining the scenario made Tuanzi excitedly rub her little cheeks.

Duan Xiayou thought the idea was good, but he had a curiosity, "If you want to film that scene in the morning, wouldn’t you have to hang them on another tree?"

"Mm-hmm!"

"But even then, there’s still risk, wouldn’t someone need to watch over them?"

"Mm-hmm!"

Duan Xiayou turned her little head around, sincerely asking, "Who’ll watch over them?"

Tuanzi blinked and smiled.

"You, senior brother~"

Duan Xiayou: "..."

"Then it’ll be me," Tuanzi quickly changed her tone and stretched out her chubby paw to pat his face, "Senior brother, at least you can go back and inform others, right?"

Duan Xiayou felt tempted for a brief moment, but quickly recalled Gu Che’s reaction.

Seemed troublesome, better not.

"Then I’ll watch over them," admitted Duan Xiayou helplessly, "I can sleep in the tree anyway."

Tuanzi promptly began massaging his shoulders and arms, "Senior brother, you’re amazing! Senior brother, you’re so awesome! Miaomiao is so lucky to have a senior brother like you in this lifetime! Master really has great taste, taking you as a disciple means I get such a wonderful senior brother!"

Sweet words poured out liberally, showering Duan Xiayou like a flood. 𝙛𝒓𝓮𝒆𝔀𝒆𝙗𝓷𝒐𝙫𝒆𝙡.𝒄𝓸𝓶

Duan Xiayou found it quite sweet, enough to help forget fatigue.

The senior brother and sister duo filmed for a while, watched the two men’s pitiful state, and then with a flourish of his sleeve, Duan Xiayou moved the three men to a nearby sturdier tree.

The two furious wild pigs charged, noticing their target missing, angrily ran to the new tree, and prepared to continue ramming.

The trio, thinking they had escaped a disaster, yelled, "Why won’t you give up! We didn’t eat your kids, just held them for fun!"

They wouldn’t kill pigs, just wanted to play by carrying them over and taking some videos. These wild pigs were so petty!

The two wild pigs refused to give up.

Tuanzi worried they might tire themselves out.

"How about this," she suggested with a mischievous grin, "let them all rest a bit, then wake them up at dawn, and wait for our crew to arrive?"