Kung Fu Baby with 17 Doting Brothers-Chapter 302: Going All Out

The clever netizens have pieced the entire event together.

[There were poachers in the early hours, they injured a female moose and a little moose, took away one little moose, then got lost in the mountain... or maybe they planned to poach other animals. In short, they got delayed in the mountain and ended up encountering a murderer.]

[The murderer, to avoid being searched for, hid in the mountain. Possibly hearing the three talking, he knew there were people to pick up the poachers, so he immediately acted, deciding to use the poachers to leave the mountain and possibly even smuggle himself out of the country.]

[Then, Miaomiao caught the three poachers and rescued the little moose, her senior brother caught the poachers and even caught the people waiting to pick them up at the bottom of the mountain... how come this story seems so fantastical?]

[Fantastical? I find it so satisfying! Whether it’s the murderer or the poachers, they’re all caught, hahaha.]

[I think this show is shot right, not only can it promote forest protection and help people learn a lot about wildlife, but it’s also beneficial for combating poaching and other behaviors, how great that is.]

[Previously, I was worried it would remind the poachers, but I overthought. I feel if the poachers knew where Miaomiao and her group were filming, they would probably avoid it. Otherwise, they’d catch them as soon as they come.]

Even though it was a nighttime livestream and the clarity wasn’t very high, more and more people flooded into the livestream room.

The staff also directed the drones to land, striving to capture more footage.

Confirming that the weakly breathing poacher couldn’t get up, Tuanzi found the forest police and led them over, also encountering other animals captured by the poachers along the way.

Those animals were all locked in cages, hidden among the bushes.

There was a male moose circling nearby.

Tuanzi suspected this male moose had followed the poachers here all the way, unable to find its young, but found other animals instead.

The forest police verified footprints and other information, confirming these three were the ones who entered the mountain to poach during the early hours.

Not long after, Duan Xiayou appeared, left hand holding the unconscious murderer, right hand holding the driver who was supposed to pick up the poachers, landing slowly in front of the forest police.

[At this moment, I seem to see God.]

[Earlier, I thought he was trying to create a knight persona to enter the entertainment industry. Now that I think about it, if such skilled and handsome guys can enter the entertainment industry, it’s us who benefit!]

[I think it’s unlikely, he seems to be deliberately avoiding the camera.]

[Playing hard to get, everyone called for his debut, debut right at the peak, making money hand over fist.]

[The one before is so easy to understand, you’re the only sober person in the world, how about letting you debut, with a persona of ’foul-mouthed’?]

This catch-the-thief operation ended perfectly. After handing over with the forest police, the senior brother and sister directly flew back to the guesthouse.

Director Chen had been waiting for them, just about to come forward to express his thanks, when he saw Tuanzi glaring at Duan Xiayou angrily.

"You’re a bad senior brother!"

Duan Xiayou looked innocent: "What did I do?"

Tuanzi pouted and stayed silent.

Her shining moment was all gone, boohoohoo!

Catching bad guys was a good thing, but... boohoohoo!

Tuanzi raised her fist, "Let’s spar, no sleeping!" 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝓮𝒘𝙚𝙗𝒏𝙤𝙫𝓮𝒍.𝓬𝒐𝙢

Duan Xiayou immediately yawned.

"I’m so tired, need to rest. Sparring when tired is not a fair win."

Tuanzi fumed silently, naturally wanting a legitimate victory.

She reluctantly let him go, emphasizing, "Tomorrow morning, before we go up the mountain, I’ll be waiting for you here!"

Director Chen’s eyes lit up.

Senior brother and sister sparring... well, actually, a sibling match?

He had seen the skills of these two. If they fought, it would definitely be more exciting than special effects. It was a feast for his eyes, and for the audience’s, too.

Tuanzi, separated from her brother, didn’t notice the director’s sparkling eyes.

She still had another matter to deal with.

A little Douding sneakily approached the room, watery eyeballs swiveling around, constantly observing her surroundings.

When passing her second brother’s room, she tiptoed even more, until she reached her own room door, where she finally exhaled a sigh of relief.

The conditions at the guesthouse were basic, offering only single rooms, so both big and small guests lived separately.

Luckily, she lived apart from her second brother, otherwise, she would’ve definitely been exposed.

With this thought, she tiptoed to open the room door.

At that moment, the door swung open outward, revealing Gu Che’s stern face.

Tuanzi:!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ

The once mighty little heroine now shrunk into a timid little chubby cat.

The cameraman filming her snickered, and even the night owl audience chuckled.

[Finally seeing this scene, fulfilled!]

[I want to keep watching, I can stay up!]

Unfortunately, Gu Che didn’t give them this chance.

He pulled his sister into the room, refusing the cameraman’s filming. And the room’s equipment had already been turned off by him.

No one knew how he lectured Tuanzi, but the next morning, when everyone rushed into the livestream, they only saw a dispirited Tuanzi.

Tuanzi walked out listlessly, occasionally sneaking a glance at the stern-faced Gu Che, much like a dog caught by its owner after doing something wrong.

[How to say it, Gu Che at this moment seems a lot like Gu Cheng.]

[Right, I think so too, seriously terrifying, poor Miaomiao, come and stay at my place instead.]

[The one before is dreaming, if she comes, it should be to my home.]

It was the first time Tuanzi had seen her second brother so stern, feeling a bit scared and a bit guilty.

Things she was used to, were entirely unusual for her second brother.

But she’d dare next time.

Tuanzi rubbed her cheeks, pondering how to resolve this perfectly.

To both make her brother happy and agree to let her continue doing it.

[Miaomiao: Little Gu, think of a solution, Miaomiao’s head is too small.]

Her little brain couldn’t think of a better solution.

At this moment, Duan Xiayou, as a staff member, passed by yawning.

Tuanzi instantly forgot about making her brother happy, grabbed a stick outside the guesthouse, and rushed over.

"Senior Brother, where are you running to!"

Duan Xiayou: "!"

No running means sparring, and he didn’t have as much energy as his little junior sister.

But this time, Tuanzi showed her full ability, her movements fast as lightning. No matter which direction he tried to escape, she intercepted him just in time.

If he didn’t fight back, the stick would rain down on him like a storm, so he grabbed a stick on hand, and they started sparring in the open space outside the guesthouse.

Director Chen, already prepared, hurriedly pointed all cameras at them.

The scene showed the senior brother and sister duo fighting from the ground to the air, then back down again. There was no flying sand and stones effect, but no one dared to underestimate them.

[Oh, the speed of that stick swinging is terrifying.]

[Is this a stick? It’s a sword now.]

[Feels like the two of them are going all out.]

[This is a real blockbuster!]

[Zhu Fangfangfang, hurry and come work!]

In the end, their sticks shattered into pieces.

Duan Xiayou exclaimed joyfully, "Finally broken, can we end our sparring now?"

The answer he got was Tuanzi’s advancing fist.

The little girl stopped in mid-air, her tiny fist only a few centimeters away from Duan Xiayou’s handsome face.

Duan Xiayou had to dodge hurriedly, returning blows with bare hands as well.

The system hadn’t seen the host being serious for a while, wanted to advise him but suddenly noticed the skyrocketing data in the background.

Last night’s flying experience gained a few million reputation points, quite a lot already. But now, the brother and sister duo’s unrestrained sparring led to an explosive increase in reputation value.

[Without a well-matched rival, I can’t grasp Miaomiao’s strength, nor the charm of martial arts.]

[A hundred agreements, I watched this livestream kneeling, sobbing, this is what Wuxia should be!]