Invisible Security Guard-Chapter 2004 - 2023: That Guy Is Way Too Small

Transient City is not only the largest city in the Transit Realm, but also the most bustling, crowded area.

In Transient City, there are many gambling dens and brothels, some even spanning several streets; there are also beast fights, slave markets, and so on, making it incredibly lively.

Yusuf Zuck was also feeling annoyed, and since he had never really wandered around Transient City, he was curious enough to handle things himself. Moreover, there were no great masters left in the Empire, so if that customer happened to be a High Realm immortal, sending a bunch of people would mean a bunch of people would die.

So, with a playful attitude, he didn’t use the Eye of Insight to look around recklessly and left the palace with Leilani May and Parker Berger, without even bringing a single guard, as there was no need.

"What’s the situation with Delightful Red Court?" As Yusuf walked towards it, he asked. That Francis Harmon is something, even owning a brothel. This kind of underground business can make a lot of money every year!

"Delightful Red Court is a private property of Minister Lin, located on Feihua Lane. The left side of the lane is all brothels, and the right side is gambling dens; it’s crowded with people, with quite a lot of outside visitors coming to Feihua Lane because it’s so indulgent!"

"Have you and Old Luo ever been there?" Yusuf chuckled.

"Uh..." Leilani May’s face turned red immediately, while Parker Berger laughed and said, "I’ve been there three times, though I don’t know how many times old Luo has been!"

"Cough, cough!" Leilani May started coughing!

"What are you coughing about? It’s normal. The Empire hasn’t issued any rule prohibiting ministers from visiting brothels!" Yusuf said with a playful scold.

"No, it’s not that, my lord, I meant that I have two brothels in Feihua Lane too..."

"Pfft~" Yusuf almost spat out blood, these bastards, each with their own underground businesses!

But it’s not a big deal. It’s better for them to earn a little money for living expenses through side jobs than to embezzle from the Empire!

"Hmm, do outsiders specifically come to Transient City for brothels?" Yusuf was suddenly curious again.

"Heh, Your Majesty doesn’t know," Leilani May smirked. "Transient City offers a complete variety, unlike other cities outside!"

"What kinds?" Yusuf asked with a weird expression.

"Then allow me to explain, Your Majesty." Leilani May appeared a bit excited, after all, when men start talking about dirty jokes, it’s hard not to get excited!

"In Feihua Lane, there are a total of 2,200 brothels, most of which have over a hundred kinds of women to choose from.

"Taking humans, for example, from those under ten years old to elderly over fifty, every age group is represented!"

"Hmph, beasts! As soon as we get back to the palace, I’ll issue a decree: no minors are allowed to act as prostitutes, or they’ll be executed without mercy, along with their bosses!"

"Uh..." Leilani May almost bit his own tongue. Damn, he really put his foot in it this time, now the king’s developed a conscience!

"Alright, continue, I haven’t heard everything yet." Yusuf pressed on.

"Alright then." Leilani May said bitterly, "What I mentioned earlier was one kind—humans!"

"And every brothel has demon species, with ages varying too. There are many types of Demon Cultivators, like dragons, snakes, cattle, sheep, horses; different kinds fetch different prices!"

"Holy crap." Yusuf smacked his lips, are there really dragons to be had?

Female dragons?

The thought alone was chilling for Yusuf.

Leilani May continued, "And dragon, snake, cattle, and sheep belong to the higher types among demon species, while lower types include centipede essences, scorpion essences, and ant essences."

"And the highest-grade demon species, extremely rare ones, are like the nine-tailed fox or celestial cat, jade rabbit, these are considered rare, top-grade!"

"There’s also the Spirit Seed category, like spirit prostitutes: flower spirits, tree spirits, water spirits, fire spirits, and more, which counts as another category!"

"Also, there are transgender species, so in total, over a hundred species to choose from!"

"Francis Harmon’s top courtesan is a flower demon named Peony, born of peony bloom, exuding a unique fragrance, with a delicate body, also skilled in dual cultivation arts; hence, intercourse with her...cough cough, is an exquisite affair. People say, ’To die under a peony flower is to be a romantic ghost,’ referring to the top courtesan Miss Peony!"

"But Peony is Francis Harmon’s forbidden fruit, no one dares to touch her. Unfortunately, that customer defiled her!"

"Then why doesn’t Francis Harmon take her home?" Yusuf wondered.

"Francis Harmon fears his wife, plus having Peony at Delightful Red Court attracts more customers; with a smile from the top courtesan, everyone’s bones will go soft!"

"But if Your Majesty wishes, I can arrange it for her to be sent to the palace today, returned by tomorrow, and no one will know!"

"Get the hell out of here, you unserious old fart!" Yusuf glared at him, "Am I someone who eats public noodles?"

"Uh...public noodles? What do you mean!" Both Leilani May and Parker Berger were dumbfounded!

"Like a public toilet, public bus, you guys don’t understand, I want purity!"

"Purity’s available too, virgins are everywhere..."

"Shut up, I don’t mean that, stop this topic, it’s not like I lack women!" Yusuf rolled his eyes. What kind of bullshit ministers are these, encouraging the emperor to visit brothels, they should be executed!

But Leilani May is inherently a treacherous minister, and that’s his style; Yusuf lets him maintain balance and control in the court.

Leilani May chuckled awkwardly, not daring to mention it again!

By then, the three had reached the entrance to Feihua Lane.

All three were dressed plainly, with no carriage in tow, so no one noticed them. Standing at the entrance of Feihua Lane, Yusuf couldn’t help but be impressed by its prosperity.

He had visited red-light districts before, but compared to Feihua Lane, those districts were worlds apart.

People in Feihua Lane were like a bustling market, people squeezed against each other. Although it was called a lane, it was actually a broad street, with various goods sold along it. The shops on either side constantly had people coming in and out, making it look incredibly busy; Yusuf even saw some shops’ entrances packed with people, as if cheap goods were being sold and everyone was eager to snatch a bargain.

"Your Majesty, it’s inside," Leilani May prompted.

"Let’s go!" Yusuf knew this street was incredibly long, with over 2,000 brothels; how long would that street be?

The trio quickly squeezed into the crowd, headed for the Delightful Red Court.

After about the time it takes to burn two sticks of incense, Yusuf saw a sea of people ahead, like a concert, nothing but heads as far as the eye could see.

But Yusuf immediately spotted Francis Harmon, looking like a pig, as that guy was stripped bare and hung on a flagpole, tied like a pig. His entire body was full of fat folds, even his tiny "thing" was exposed for all to see, with countless people pointing, whispering, all watching the spectacle!

"Holy crap, is it the distance, or is he just naturally small?" Yusuf blinked, seeing that Francis Harmon’s tiny "thing" was buried in fat, an insignificant little thing, like a tiny toothpick. It was quite comical with his pig-like body!